Saturday, March 24, 2007

He'll give you some damned fine advice on abortion, too.


The Blogging Tories' Dr. Roy has all kinds of wisdom he'd like to share with John Edwards:

I am somewhat dismayed by Senator Edwards decision. His 57 year old wife has breast cancer metastatic to the bone. Her chance of survival for 5 years is about 20 %. It is probably less than that because of her age. She is likely to have fairly debilatating chemo soon.The couple has young children. They should have as much family time as possible now. Running for the presidency is not a good idea for this family right now.

The good doctor has a point. When your wife has cancer, it's not proper to continue in a grueling run for the presidency. The proper thing to do, of course, is wait until your wife has been hospitalized from that cancer, then serve her with divorce papers. After which you naturally try to cut off life insurance coverage for the children, get married again, then tell that wife that you want a divorce by phone because you've been boinking a much younger congressional aide during that time, all the while moralizing piously about a president who got caught getting a blowjob from an intern.

I'm not sure what could be funnier and more hypocritical than getting family advice from a hard right conservative, unless it's something like putting a serial teen predator in charge of protecting missing and exploited children.

Oh ... wait ...

5 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Man, the delusions of grandeur that Dr. Roy suffers from.

Good thing he's not in clinical practice. Endocrinologists have to have a much better bedside manner than what that psycho can muster, I'm sure.

Chimera said...

Roy is completely ignoring the fact that Elizabeth wants to be First Lady almost more than the senator wants to be president!

Good skewering...anybody got a hot grill?

eastern capitalist said...

Has Roy ever suggested that he supports what NG did?

Or do the sins of all conservatives fall on each and every single person who calls themself a conservative?

M@ said...

Or do the sins of all conservatives fall on each and every single person who calls themself a conservative?

No, but conservatives who so readily fellate anything conservative -- among whom Dr Roy is undoubtably counted -- and yet try to score points on things like this John Edwards "controversy" are indeed goddamned hypocrites.

Hope that clears things up.

catnip said...

Or do the sins of all conservatives fall on each and every single person who calls themself a conservative?

Yes, actually.

Next question?