Fearless prediction: - within two days of the dropping of the writ, Ezra will publish another anti-Trudeau book with a title that sounds like a campaign slogan - thousands of lawn signs "promoting the book", looking absolutely indistinguishable from election campaign signs, will sprout on the lawns of Ezraphiles across the country. Ditto billboards. - Ezra will spend JUST over the campaign limit that would require him to register as a third party campaigner. This is important; he needs to ensure that Elections Canada investigates him - otherwise, no story. - For the third time, Ezra, smirkily protesting both innocence and ignorance, will be investigated by Elections Canada. - As a result, Ezra's submediocre collection of rejigged Rebel columns will receive a short burst of media attention; Ezra will have a whole new wearying set of articles to write about his oppression; and most important, Ezra will, of course, launch a whole new fundraising campaign.
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Fearless prediction:
- within two days of the dropping of the writ, Ezra will publish another anti-Trudeau book with a title that sounds like a campaign slogan
- thousands of lawn signs "promoting the book", looking absolutely indistinguishable from election campaign signs, will sprout on the lawns of Ezraphiles across the country. Ditto billboards.
- Ezra will spend JUST over the campaign limit that would require him to register as a third party campaigner. This is important; he needs to ensure that Elections Canada investigates him - otherwise, no story.
- For the third time, Ezra, smirkily protesting both innocence and ignorance, will be investigated by Elections Canada.
- As a result, Ezra's submediocre collection of rejigged Rebel columns will receive a short burst of media attention; Ezra will have a whole new wearying set of articles to write about his oppression; and most important, Ezra will, of course, launch a whole new fundraising campaign.
You forgot to mention that, against all odds, said book will become an Amazon "best seller" within 12 hours of its release.
Geez, I really have to explain everything, don't I? :-)
What's really depressing, is I'm pretty sure it wouldn't take very long to train an AI to write books/columns for The Rebel.
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