Yes, I really am that good. It's a curse.

Several days ago, I opined that the rancidly racist, white supremacist and (yes) anti-Semitic Rebel News had burned so many bridges that, well, here:

As if they're trying to make me a prophet, well, here you go:

But I'm guessing there's more to this story than meets the eye, so you might want to check back later.