Thursday, August 12, 2021

Really, really stupid people. Coming soon.

"TRUDEAU MUST GO!!!"


... Trudeau calls snap election ...


"TRUDEAU IS A SLEAZY OPPORTUNIST!!!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fearless prediction:
- within two days of the dropping of the writ, Ezra will publish another anti-Trudeau book with a title that sounds like a campaign slogan
- thousands of lawn signs "promoting the book", looking absolutely indistinguishable from election campaign signs, will sprout on the lawns of Ezraphiles across the country. Ditto billboards.
- Ezra will spend JUST over the campaign limit that would require him to register as a third party campaigner. This is important; he needs to ensure that Elections Canada investigates him - otherwise, no story.
- For the third time, Ezra, smirkily protesting both innocence and ignorance, will be investigated by Elections Canada.
- As a result, Ezra's submediocre collection of rejigged Rebel columns will receive a short burst of media attention; Ezra will have a whole new wearying set of articles to write about his oppression; and most important, Ezra will, of course, launch a whole new fundraising campaign.

CC said...

You forgot to mention that, against all odds, said book will become an Amazon "best seller" within 12 hours of its release.

Geez, I really have to explain everything, don't I? :-)

MgS said...

What's really depressing, is I'm pretty sure it wouldn't take very long to train an AI to write books/columns for The Rebel.