Monday, March 12, 2007

The lighter side of anti-Semitism.


And in this currently-charged atmosphere of political correctness, we put our reputation on the line to bring you this:

Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'
Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

Oh, those wacky Jews. Always the life of the party, dontcha know?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happens in El Salvador, stays in El Salvador? :)

Siscoe said...

Hmm, what could be the problem with your 'snark' . . .

From the CIA world factbook:
Israel: Jewish 76.4%, Muslim 16%, Arab Christians 1.7%, other Christian 0.4%, Druze 1.6%, unspecified 3.9%

Sure it's three quarters Jewish, but that doesn't change the fact that almost a quarter of the country is not.

Not only that, but close to 50% of the population identifies itself as secular rather than religious or traditional. So to dismiss the whole country as some conglomeration of "Jews" is kind of, well, stupid.

But hey, you never seem to let that get in the way of good snark, now do you?

Anonymous said...

You might want to trot those statistics over to Mr. Cherniak.

Ti-Guy said...

But, but, but Siscoe...Israel is the "The Jewish State."

Iraelis are party animals. Free drinks in bars just before sundown on Friday...nothing is more solemn than doing a belly shot while being wished a Shabbat Shalom.