The Blogging Tories: When you absolutely, positively need to be as dumb as a sack of hammers.

It's fascinating to see what you'd learn if you got your news from just the Blogging Tories and nowhere else. For instance, consider today's exploding story -- the $450 million softwood lumber "slush fund" ripoff.

Progressive Bloggers of Canada? All over it. Canadian Blog Exchange? Ditto. Blogging Tories? Good luck.

It almost makes you wonder what it would be like if they had any grown-ups over there.