Blogging Tories Short Takes, Aug 23, 2006.

Shorter MK Braaten: "I'm sure you'll agree that one billion dollars is a small price to pay so that I can write a snarky, sanctimonious blog post."

Shorter Stephen Taylor: "And then there was the time I forced the National Post to back down from its story on Iran and Jews and badges. God, those were heady times."

Shorter Blonde Conservative: "So, like, I'm talking with Marcia and we're all like, this Israel stuff is so gross and, like, hey, let's talk about makeup and everything ..."