Blogging Tories Short Takes, August 18, 2006.

Shorter Crazy-Assed Racist Redneck: "And after the ballot stuffing is over, we can sit around and celebrate as if the result meant something."

Shorter Sham the Tory Man: "Did you hear that Israel might boycott the BBC because of their biased, slanted and unfair coverage? You can read about it at Fox News."

Shorter Uncommon Truths: "How dare anyone take political advantage of people who aren't dead yet?"

Shorter Mathew Siscoe: "Isn't it just like those French to act like the cowardly, cheese-eating surrender monkeys we've accused them of being all these years?"