You tell 'im, Steve!

From the comfort of his Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 (special "Keyboard Kommando" edition, with additional buttons for dispensing Mountain Dew and Cheetos), Pajamaramalama Media contributor Steve Janke lays a savage beatdown on Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, dissin' him big time, gettin' all up in his grill and everything.

It's pure coincidence that Janke's piece is entitled "Empty bravado." Really.