Saturday, February 11, 2006
American dumbfuckery comes to Parliament Hill.
Jesus Christ (pun thoroughly intended), it's not enough that we get that felonious douchebag Ralph Reed up here, now we get James Dobson's gang of worthless bigots -- Focus on the Family -- setting up shop in Ottawa.
There is, of course, only one possible counter-strike -- we must unleash the Celine Dion neutron bomb on Buffalo. Yes, the dreaded Celine Dion neutron bomb -- capable of the savage and merciless slaughter of thousands of innocents, while leaving buildings standing.
Remember, Americans -- you brought this hideous fate upon yourselves, and may God have mercy on you. Or not. Whatever.
AFTERSNARK: I will refrain from making fun of the juxtaposition of the phrases "Focus on the Family" and "think-tank." Some things just parody themselves, don't they?