"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. No, really."

Well, this is amusing. Via FireDogLake, we learn that former NSA employee-turned-whistleblower Russell D. Tice would love to blow his whistle to the House Government Reform Subcommittee on National Security, Emerging Threats and International Relations, except they don't have the proper security clearance to be told of security violations. Nor do the congressional intelligence committees or the inspector general of the NSA.

You know things are getting just plain weird when Franz Kafka starts to look normal.