Thursday, December 15, 2005
YARRRRGGHH! Bring it on, dude!!
Courtesy of PB's Scott Tribe, we have this delightful gem from FOX News' whiny-ass titty-baby Neil Cavuto: "Canada: An enemy of the United States of America?"
Now, given the already-overheated international rhetoric flying around these days, I don't think it's doing anyone any good to ratchet this up any further, which is why I have a perfectly simple solution to all of this cross-border sniping.
Steel cage death matches.
That's right -- rather than letting this play out in the media, I propose a series of one-on-one steel cage death matches between Canadian progressives and American right-wing, pansy-ass, loudmouth, chickenhawk, neo-con pundits.
As the first event on the program, your humble scribe would be willing to go mano-a-mano with bloviating blowhard Bill O'Reilly, but I'm betting that the Star's Antonia Zerbisias would want the first crack at the falafel man, so I'll settle for Cavuto.
All of this mayhem would take place at the appropriately-named International Peace Garden, with the proceeds from all admissions going towards covering Kate McMillan's moving expenses.