Chronicles of Twatrick: Peace (River) out, dude.

As described previously, regular surveillance of Casa Twatsy in Lloydminster is underway; the latest report from yesterday is of no untoward activity, which is not surprising as another confidential informant tells me that Patrick has been posting pics from the Peace River area, suggesting that Patrick is still employed in Alberta somewhere, and commuting home for weekends where he might very well be working on cleaning out the family residence in preparation for unloading it.

My local spy is watching carefully, particularly for any "FOR SALE" sign wherein I might be in the frame of mind to have a chat with the realtor and explain the situation. It's unlikely that I could interfere with the sale of the house itself (if the proceeds go to the estate), but I will certainly step in to block the transfer of whatever share Patrick is slated to receive.

In any event, my covert surveillance program is working nicely, and I will keep you posted.

P.S. Yet another CI reports that Patrick is yet again talking smack about me on social media but, frankly, I have no interest in viewing any more of his childish bloviatings. I will simply let the interest keep piling up.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, my.

First, let the surveillance begin. I have recently arranged for a confidential informant to start doing regular drive-bys of Casa Ross in Lloydminster (possibly even daily) for the next several weeks, and keep me apprised of any unusual developments. Said CI has been instructed that photos are not strictly necessary unless it's particularly informative; other than that, verbal reports will do just fine. But here's the kicker.

Just left as an anonymous comment on an earlier post:

"Patrick's back living at his dad's house when he's not working. The truck with the transformers logo is his. He's keeping up the place until they sell it. House is getting prepped for sale by October 15."

This jibes with what my CI has already told me, in that there is a storage trailer parked in the driveway, most likely in aid of cleaning out the place in preparation for sale. It remains to be seen what sort of activity occurs over the next several weeks, but I am assured that I will be informed of it in detail.

How Patrick factors into the sale is unknown, but I have everything in place to start collection proceedings in case Patrick gets a cut of the proceeds. In the meantime, Patrick is invited to continue bragging about how I am *losing* a lawsuit to him. Whatever helps him sleep at night (wherever that is once he's homeless).

Chronicles of Twatrick: My own personal stalker.

It is minimally amusing to have one's own personal online stalker, as perpetual bankrupt and financial dumpster fire Patrick "Kid Cash Thunderbolt etc etc etc" Ross continues to haunt my Twitter feed and publish devastatingly puerile retorts to whatever I write. Oh, look ... having once accused me of being a pedophile (with life-altering results for him), Patrick now suggests I am a virgin (note obligatory #cdnpoli hashtag to try to attract clicks):

Ironically, one of the two defamation lawsuits Patrick accuses me of currently "losing" is one filed by him -- that would be the one he filed almost two years ago and now refuses to move along since he knows how that would end, but I did promise some revelations about that this weekend and I am a man of my word.

One of the meritless pieces of paper Patrick filed related to that action was a December 1, 2022 Affidavit, in which Patrick ... well, I'm not going to reproduce the whole thing (maybe some other time), but I am going to post the final page of his submission (not including the howlingly funny and idiotic exhibits), but before I do that, let me set the stage by pointing out that, when you're trying to accuse someone of malicious defamation and harassment and threats of violence, and you submit an Affidavit, one would think that you would take great care to make your submission focused, and specific, and devastating, and that for the last page, you would save the best and really lower the boom on your intended target, yes?

So understanding all that, here is that last page from Patrick's Dec 1, 2022 Affidavit, wherein he is supposed to be laying out a case against me ... but it doesn't work out that way:

Make sure you grok what is happening in the above -- Patrick, when he should be putting his best foot forward in terms of laying out a case against me, spends almost that entire page complaining about ... someone else.

Seriously, make sure you understand that Patrick devotes almost that entire page whining about the behaviour of someone who is not even a party to the action. That is the embarrassing lack of merit of this action. But the best part is, of course, the final paragraph 57, wherein Patrick awkwardly concedes that I did not do any of that stuff.

This is the basis of Patrick's lawsuit against me -- to accuse an independent third party of misbehaving in all sorts of ways, then to sullenly admit that I did not participate in any of that but, for whatever reason, I should be sanctioned anyway for ... having nothing to do with it. Are you starting to understand why Patrick really doesn't want to drag this before a judge?

P.S. Patrick really needs to dial back the idea of calling other people virgins. I'm just throwing that out there.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Not sure what's going on here.

Apparently, Kid Cash Nexus Thunderbolt Super Mullet Babe Magnet Swamper Thing is crowing about ... well, not sure, something about currently winning Ross v Day II (whatever that is):

So let's recap, shall we? Since 2010, I have with respect to Patrick:

• Won (by default) my lawsuit for malicious defamation, with a resulting judgment against Patrick of $75,000 plus costs
• Forced him in 2012 to declare personal bankruptcy (in which he still resides 12 years later, with little chance of ever getting out)
• Defeated his 2014 motion to get an absolute discharge from bankruptcy
• Succeeded in having his 2014 appeal of the above dismissed as abandoned
• Defeated an idiotic motion from Patrick accusing me of perjury and harassment
• Won my action to have him removed from the protection of bankruptcy, thus reinstating the original judgment amount (plus interest), and had the accruing interest rate kicked up to five percent
• Won my motion to register my judgment in Saskatchewan
• Successfully filed to initiate collection proceedings in Saskatchewan (which is still in effect)

In the meantime, Patrick filed a defamation lawsuit against me in August 2022 which he has done nothing with and refuses to proceed with. But, sure, I'm the one that's losing. Whatever helps Patrick sleep at night.

I will, this weekend, have some previously undisclosed news about Patrick's defamation lawsuit against me, and you won't want to miss it.

P.S. Poor Patrick is currently crowing about the Kirkland Lake bot farm story being a "nothingburger." Seems like a pretty substantial burger given the news coverage it's getting.

LET THE SURVEILLANCE BEGIN! I have just arranged for regular surveillance of the Casa Ross residence in Lloydminster for at least the next several weeks, in which my confidential informant will be taking copious notes of the activity in that vicinity, noting in particular who appears to be there and at what times, vehicles that come and go, any activity related to cleaning out the house or the garage and so on.

If things get interesting, I am assured there will be photos.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Just because I'm feeling cruel.

I will have more to say this weekend about Patrick Ross' indescribably stupid (and dormant) defamation lawsuit against me; in the meantime, let's check in on Patrick's frustration with the fact that I am a popular, widely-read and much-beloved social media personality while Patrick is read by, well, nobody.

Here's one of my tweets from less than 12 hours ago, where you can see the 17K+ readers and, if you're curious, you can pop over there to catch the number of people who think I'm moderately entertaining.

Patrick, on the other hand, still being the creepy online stalker that he is ...

It must eat away at Patrick "Kid Cash Thunderbolt Quintuple Threat Nexus Super Mullet MMA Cosplay Bikini Designer Chick Magnet Alpha Male" Ross that I have such an audience, while he is read by, well, no one.

As it should be.

P.S. Patrick might note the proper use of smiley emojis is to put them on other peoples' work, not your own.

P.P.S. I would be negligent in not pointing out that even the mainstream media reproduces my work. Now I'm just rubbing it in.

AFTERSNARK: Perhaps the creepiest thing about so many of Patrick's tweets is not the fact that he adds laughing emojis to his own tweets, but that he hashtags so many of them to try to drive their engagement. And it still doesn't do him any good. It's just ... sad.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Living rent-free in Patrick's head.

It's kind of sad-making that undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross has this obsessive need to stalk my Twitter account and respond (stupidly) to everything I publish ... here's the latest excretion, wherein Patrick insists there is nothing to see regarding the Pierre Poilievre Kirkland Lake bot farm story, despite it having actually trended on Twitter yesterday:

But Patrick's obsession is also driven by the fact that, well, no one on social media reads him (47 views, whoo hoo!), whereas my simply asking a question yesterday generated almost 85,000 views:

It can't be much fun being Patrick and realizing that your life sucks and no one cares what you think.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Racist or misogynistic? You make the call.

And sometimes, people just give up trying to hide their racism and misogyny:

Chronicles of Twatrick: OMG, I'm dying here.

Wherein the genetically humourless Patrick Ross does not understand that he is requoting satire.

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: One of these things is not like the other.

It must just eat away at Patrick that, in the grand scheme of things, he has next to zero readership for his emotionally and intellectually childish petulance and name-calling, while a single Twitter thread of mine gets over 156,000 views in less than a day:

I know this absolutely irks Kid Cash Thunderbolt Nexus Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet Bikini Designer Porn-Writing Stud Muffin, since one of Patrick's favourite putdowns over the years is to dismiss people who disagree with him by pointing out how he has more Twitter followers, and that that is clearly a sign of intellectual superiority. Which is why (admittedly childishly) it's fun to rub Patrick's nose in the fact that people actually read me on social media and him ... eh, not so much.

Carry on.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy lawsuitversary!

It was August 26, 2022 when undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger recycle bin Patrick "Yeah, ladies, I'm single" Ross filed his frivolous and meritless defamation action against me -- an action that included childish whining about stuff that happened, literally, over 15 years ago, and which consisted for the most part of complaints against two other people (one of which is not identified to this day). So you can see how successful this action will be if Patrick ever tries to proceed with it ...

... which he has not, so I'm thinking that maybe after two years have gone by, it might be time to file to have his idiocy treated as abandoned or, in the alternative, to ask the Court to order Patrick to get his crap in order and move ahead with it, which would involve him having to disclose all sorts of information and to sit down for an examination under oath ... an examination which would include Patrick having to disclose stuff like, you know, employment and address and inheritance.

So Patrick has had almost two years to move this along. I'm not holding my breath.

P.S. Perhaps the most baffling part of Patrick's August 2022 filing is this opening to Paragraph 4:

"In 2008, the Plaintiff served upon Defendant Day a libel notice ..."

Perhaps my memory is going but I do not recall ever being served with a libel notice in 2008 by Patrick Ross or anyone else. I'm fairly sure I would have remembered that.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Time for a probate lawyer, methinks.

As a followup to yesterday's post wherein I verified that, according to the provincial entity that tracks land titles in Saskatchewan, the property that is Casa Ross is still listed under the names of both of Patrick's deceased parents, and it has been over a year since his father passed, so it does make one wonder what is happening with that property and whether maybe it's being contested.

To that end, I think I'm going to find me a probate lawyer who might be able to dig into this and figure out what (if anything) is going on, and I'm open to recommendations. It might not be necessary to find someone directly in Lloydminster, but I suspect finding someone in Saskatchewan would still be a good idea, so if any of my loyal fans know of someone who could be a good fit for this, drop me a note.

I'm not ready to do anything drastic just yet, but I do want all the information I can get my hands on.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Land title search.

I just received the information I was after from the entity that tracks all of the land titles in Saskatchewan, and the property that is Casa Ross is listed as still being in the names of Patrick's deceased parents, so it has clearly not gone anywhere, title-wise.

Interesting. One wonders what they're waiting for.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary -- Part Deux.

I won't bore you with recapping the saga of undischarged bankrupt and malicious defamer Patrick "Hey, girls, I'm still single" Ross, who we all know now owes me over $120,000 after having maliciously defamed me years ago, then unwisely decided to not even defend my lawsuit. The more interesting story is what it will take for Patrick to get out of bankruptcy, and while I've published that he still has an outstanding $25,000 or so on his 2014-issued Conditional Discharge Order (CDO), it turns out that it's more complicated and potentially far uglier for Patrick than that. Let me explain.

The whole point of bankruptcy is that, if your debt far exceeds your assets, you try to convince the judge to let you off with paying a fraction of your debt, after having handed over all of your seizable assets. In Patrick's case, he was ordered to pay a grand total of $34,000 out of a total debt of almost $100,000; again, he stupidly decided not to do that which is why he's in the trouble he is in now. But here's the kicker (and I have written about this before).

After declaring bankruptcy, as you are paying off your CDO, you're not allowed to suddenly come into a pile of money and subsequently keep it all; such a windfall (such as an inheritance) is referred to as "after-acquired assets" and as it would be massively unfair to your creditors for you to get the benefit of bankruptcy while keeping all those assets, they are required to be turned over to the trustee, who can then distribute them to the creditors above and beyond what they are owed due to the CDO.

I will say that again to make sure you understand it -- even if you got a really favourable CDO, your after-acquired assets must be handed over to the trustee, who will then distribute it to the creditors even if that exceeds the amount of the CDO so that, depending on the size of the windfall, the creditors could end up getting the full amount of what you owed them. The principle is simple -- you don't get the benefit of bankruptcy while simultaneously getting to keep all that cash.

If you want proof, I refer you to the 2003 case of one Steven Sindaco, in which Sindaco, owing only $2,500 pursuant to his CDO, while still bankrupt managed to win $500,000 in a lottery, at which time he was told quite clearly that all that dosh was after-acquired assets and his creditors were entitled to the original full amount he owed them.

This brings us, of course, to the case of the aforementioned Patrick Ross who, while he owes only around $25,000 on his CDO, almost certainly got a sizable inheritance when his enabling and psychologically unstable father passed away, and you can see where I'm going with this.

See, based on conversations I have had with the fine folks at Canada's Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy, the day Patrick decides to try to get out of bankruptcy, he will first have to get a trustee (doesn't need to be the same one), and the very first thing that trustee will tell Patrick is that he has to get current on all of the missing years of his financial reporting, and that will absolutely include a full and complete list of all after-acquired assets, at which time (as you can see based on the Sindaco ruling) those assets will be distributed to all of his creditors.

It's not clear exactly how this would play out, but I have made it clear to everyone involved that the instant Patrick tries to get out of bankruptcy, the relevant authorities will be asking about any after-acquired assets, including but not limited to inheritance, proceeds from selling property or other assets, and what have you. And if you don't believe me, I suggest reading that Sindaco ruling again.

In any event, as always, let me know what ever you hear about Patrick's latest travels, employment status and accommodations. I want to make sure I'm ready to go when the time comes.

P.S. It's worth noting that there are times when it's hard to say how all of this will play out legally since almost everyone who's come into contact with this case admits they have rarely seen anyone so thoroughly screw himself as badly as Patrick has done. Even as far back as 2014, the bankruptcy registrar -- in issuing her ruling -- described this case with:

After considering the unique facts of this case, the common law principles governing discharge applications and, in particular, the reprehensible nature of the conduct that ultimately created 99% of the debt in this bankruptcy, ...

It is unlikely that Patrick getting out of bankruptcy is going to be either simple or straightforward, given how even the people who deal with bankruptcies on a regular basis are gobsmacked over how uniquely fucked up this is and how contemptuously Patrick has behaved. If Patrick thinks he's going to get any sympathy from the Court, he seriously needs to rethink that.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

I'll keep this brief as today is a travel day, but it is now 35 months (just under three years!) that a Saskatchewan judge issued this ruling, telling undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross how much he owed me and cranking up the interest rate on the outstanding amount to five percent:

While all of the above has been covered before, I'll have a longer piece this weekend which might cover a few new issues, so stay tuned.

In the meantime, feel free to keep track of Patrick and let me know what he's up to.

Chronicles of Twatrick: My level of readership must be killing him.

I will never have to worry about the cost of housing since I live rent-free in Patrick's head:

I think the most pathetic thing about Patrick's tweets is his insistence on adding tears-laughing emojis to all of them as if they are the funniest things he's ever read.

Here's some advice, Patrick ... you're supposed to use those emojis for other peoples' tweets, not your own. Honestly, it's like Arnold Rimmer giving himself the nickname "Ace."

Chronicles of Twatrick: Every boy has a dream.

Some 40-somethings have noble hopes and career goals ... others, eh, not so much.

I'm guessing the subject of personal bankruptcy never came up.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The Healthy Eating Compendium.

It is almost a meme for undischarged bankrupt and soft-core porn author Patrick "Yeah, ladies, you can have some of this" Ross to be wolfing down even more grease and carbs but, well, there you go:

What is interesting is that, from the description of that heart disease looking for a place to happen, it appears that Patrick is back in the Lloyd, so if my confidential informants want to do a drive-by of Casa Ross and report on whatever they see, that would be delightful.

It is hard to believe that Daddy Ken Ross left the Lloyd residence to be used as an occasional drop-in centre for Patrick when he's in town, as that would almost certainly piss off the rest of the family who would be expecting to share in the spoils, but who knows what that deranged group of hillbillies is up to. In any event, it should be easy to figure out whose name is on the title these days, and to watch for any change in ownership. Because I can assure you that if that property is transferred to one Patrick Ross, I have everything ready to go to step in and take it from him.

Stay tuned.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Paradise Valley bound?

One of my confidential informants gifts me with this nugget -- undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Stud Monkey Chick Magnet Helllooooo Ladies" Ross posts this pic, suggesting that maybe he is now working closer to home so he can commute from the Lloyd:

In any event, if anyone is still in the vicinity of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, dropping me a note as to the current activities there is always welcome. More later.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy Canada Day!

In honour of Canada Day, a picture of my Chez Lucien burger which, unlike the numerous burgers consumed by undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross, has a salad.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (actual) interestversary.

Not much to add to my recent post, other than to suggest that undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross appears to be a wee bit frustrated these days with how little attention his public frothing is attracting. Time was, Patrick would denigrate people quite regularly about how few followers they had compared to him, as if regular audience was a sign of literary quality or something. So it must grate on him that, while he has less than 2,300 followers on Twitter, I have over 12,000, and while his tweets typically get, at most, a few hundred views (if that), I've recently had a thread exceed 125,000 views.

So, nothing really to report, other than that I'm doing just fine in terms of reading audience while I suspect a large chunk of Patrick's readers are simply people keeping tabs on him so they can tell me what he's up to.

Until next month.

AFTERSNARK: It must just burn Patrick's butt that almost no one reads his shash, but I can get over 12,000 views for a single tweet in less than a day.