Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Chronicles of Twatrick: Every boy has a dream.

Some 40-somethings have noble hopes and career goals ... others, eh, not so much.


I'm guessing the subject of personal bankruptcy never came up.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn Patrick's getting rotund.

Those $22 burgers are doing his body, harm.

Anonymous said...

Put a pair of red overalls on Patrick and he's a dead ringer for Mario from Super Mario Brothers. Including the fats hands with no knuckles.

The only thing super about him is how incredibly stupid he looks. He has absolutely no self-awareness at all. None. Jesus Christ he's getting fat. We sure he's working these days?

thwap said...

Is that a minor celebrity of some sort that he's with?

Anonymous said...

@thwap: That's Forest Griffin from the UFC. As you can see from the green wrist band, Patrick paid for the privilege to stand next to an actual man.

RossOwesDay said...

We look forward to self-represented Twatsy stuttering and sweating in court, trying to explain that green wristband (and hundreds of restaurant greaseburgers) to an ornery bankruptcy judge.

thwap said...

Thanks Anonymous. That explains a lot.