Monday, January 01, 2024

Chronicles of Twatrick: Starting 2024 off right.

I had a much lengthier post ready to go describing the potential 2024 travails of undischarged bankrupt, financial fugitive and 42-year-old self-described high school cheerleader chick magnet Patrick "Super Bad Ass High School Cheerleader Chick Magnet" Ross, but a recent commenter overrode that idea, commenting as follows:
"There's a rumor going around that Patrick is dodging being served by an entity out of Ontario who Patrick referred to as pedochuckles, and that person is a teacher. Patrick is rumored to have contacted the school board where this fellow works and made a false complaint."
Understand clearly -- while this is entirely a rumour and not substantiated by hard evidence in any way that has been presented to me, it is so unbelievably on-point for Patrick, as you could not describe his behaviour on social media any better than what is written above.

First, there is no question that Patrick absolutely loves to accuse people he doesn't like of being a "groomer", pedophile or child molester; it's why he currently owes me well over $100,000 and is on the run from the Saskatchewan sheriffs, the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy and others.

Second, there were reports that some unidentified person or persons was looking for Patrick back in 2023 at his occasional hangout in Lloydminster, certainly suggesting that someone is trying to serve him with papers (and it wasn't me).

Finally, I can assure one and all that it is Patrick's M.O. to track down the residence or workplace of anyone he doesn't care for, and submit anonymous complaints about them; I know this as he did this to me once upon a time years ago. All in all, while one has no concrete evidence for the above rumour, it could not describe Patrick any better given his behaviour over the years.

Anyway, as always, if anyone tracks Patrick down and can confirm where he is living or working, I know some law enforcement officials and government agencies who would like a word.

Happy new year.

P.S. If you're one of the people trying to serve Patrick Ross and you've attempted proper and legal service at his alleged Lloydminster address and had no success, I'd like to know about that as I want additional proof that he is never resident to accept service at the very address he lists on his legal filings.

P.P.S. If anyone wants to appreciate how much trouble Patrick might be in, Twitter's "Advanced Search" feature will help you out


Anonymous said...

Get someone to show up like an uber driver, claiming a friend sent him a burger, he'll roll out the red carpet.

Anonymous said...

This is an interesting post.
It's not the "Patrick Ross in cuffs after exercising his 3rd amendment sovereign rights and getting tased and dragged out of his 91 Ford Escort with no tags" post we were all hoping for.
But it will do.

Happy New Year.

RossOwesDay said...

Pretty sure the Twatster is back working as a swamper at FluidPro (headquartered in Grande Prairie suburb Clairmont, Alberta). At the very least, it would be an easy phone call to make to verify.