Saturday, January 20, 2024

Chronicles of Twatrick: I'm dying here.

JUXTAPOSE! Man who filed for personal bankruptcy in his 30s and listed total assets worth less than $6,000 including an autographed hockey jersey and replica WWE championship belt will now lecture you on other peoples' maturity:


It's hard to even mock this anymore.
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5 comments:

RossOwesDay said...

Someday soon, law students and future trustees taking courses on personal bankruptcy are going to laugh their heads off at the Patrick Ross case in their textbook, but also question if a person of such abject stupidity can be real.

4:33 PM
thwap said...

All that "Twitter/X" stuff is just the fertilizer to sustain the man whose legacy will be his contribution to Canadian jurisprudential history.

8:26 AM
CC said...

ROD: "Good afternoon, class. In this first session of 'Bankruptcy 101', we will begin with a hypothetical describing someone who is totally beyond any level of stupid and negligent you will ever, in your lifetime, encounter in dealing with personal bankruptcies in this country. Uh ... yes sir, you with your hand up..."

"My name is Patrick Ross ..."

1:03 PM
Anonymous said...

Nope.
"My name is Rod. Rod...Steele.
Rod Steele. International street fighting man."

5:24 PM
CC said...

"The name is Magnum. Lance Magnum."
"You look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy."
"I'm suing."

3:09 AM

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