Friday, February 26, 2010

New PMO Aide Hired

After an exhaustive search requiring the suspension of Parliament, the PMO has announced that they have found a new personal assistant for Prime Minister Big Steve. Qualifications were stringent as I am sure you will be able to gather. Evidently, the unfuckable Jason Kenney is somewhat put out by this new hire as he was quite sure there was nobody else as uniquely suited to the necessary duties.




5 comments:

deBeauxOs said...

ROTFL!!!

Stephen Taylor must be feeling quite threatened at the moment. Replaced in Stevie Spiteful's ... ahh, affections by a bull terrier.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving hack.

Lindsay Stewart said...

When your notice of termination comes on a pre-moistened towelette, you know that Big Steve was your boss.

crf said...

That's Peter MacKay's ex-girlfriend.
It's favouritism if he had a hand in getting her a cushy job with the PMO!

thwap said...

"Cushy job" in that it's one fat cushion!

Dr.Dawg said...

Awwww...