Monday, February 22, 2010

Blogging Tory "Hunter": Canada's Whiniest Wanker?

In the midst of getting spanked in public for her eye-rolling idiocy and hypocrisy, Blogging Tory "Hunter" makes a curious request:

SQ, you can boycott whoever you want. Here's an idea, you could boycott MY blog!!! Go for it, and take your far left friends with you!

But Hunter, sweetie, if you simply want all those nasty lefties to go away and leave you alone because you're simply incapable of anything even remotely resembling intellectual discourse, there's a simple solution. Here.

As I pointed out weeks ago, if you are a whiny, pants-pissing, hack of a right-wing Canadian blogger who can't tolerate all those liberal, leftard progressives stopping by and pointing out what kind of pathetic wank you are, then all you have to do is leave a comment at the "Whiny Canadian Wankers" blog. In effect, that will be your public admission that, while you enjoy producing copious amounts of pompous, pretentious bluster, you realize that you are massively unprepared to engage in actual intelligent conversation and you'd rather not have all those noisy libtards polluting your comments section with reality and facts and, you know, stuff like that there.

Naturally, I can't force people to abide by requests like that, and it won't stop us from mocking your stupidity from a distance, but once you register, I'll do my best to convince your normal critics to give your little corner of the Wank-o-sphere a pass and leave you in peace to circle jerk with your normal adoring (and equally retarded) groupies.

So how about it, Hunter? If you truly want to cleanse your comments section of dissension (including those folks who are currently howling with laughter as they point out the incongruity of your calling for a boycott of Google while posting from a Google-owned blog), just say so. Leave a comment over at the whiny wankers blog, and I'll see that your pathetic whininess gets all the publicity it deserves. And you and your ideological bedmates can circle jerk to your hearts' content.

All you need to do is register, Hunter. I'm fairly sure you have the intellectual horsepower for that, although I'm not sure I'd bet the farm on it.

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