Chronicles of Twatrick: Ah, the irony.

This would be the massively-indebted undischarged bankrupt, financial fugitive and basement-dwelling soft core porn author Patrick "Super Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet" Ross, suggesting that people who publicly misrepresent others should be hit with a judgment that would scare them straight:

 

 

I assume I do not have to explain the irony.

P.S. I am still interested in any recent sightings of Patrick, especially in the area of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, where it appears he has taken up residence in the basement. Any photos of vehicles in the driveway or on the street would be appreciated. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Not exactly an evil genius.

One of my many Patrick Ross-related confidential informants (CIs) informs me that undischarged bankrupt and man in desperate need of validation Patrick Ross did something rather revealing in a recent one of Patrick's unwatched and unwatchable YouTube podcasts:

 

(It's unclear why Patrick invests the time it takes to create these boring screeeds when they typically get -- as you can see -- all of 28 views over 11 hours, many of those by my CIs who have vowed to track his YouTube inanity. But ... onward.)

The revealing bit is that, starting at the 3-minute mark for about 15 seconds, Patrick compares the attention received by others as opposed to (his words exactly), "a guy recording in the basement in Grande Prairie ...".

Um ... wut?

What a fascinating disclosure, coming as it is out of nowhere and having nothing to do with the topic of the podcast. Is there any question that Patrick is referring to himself, and hoping the viewer accepts that bizarre reveal?  I think it's obvious that Patrick is desperately trying to misdirect the viewer into thinking that he's in Grande Prairie, Alberta, and here's why.

First, why would Patrick use such an explicit and informative description, rather than simply refer to himself as, say, "a guy recording a podcast in a basement"? What informative value does it bring to the video to describe the location of the basement as being in Grande Prairie? None, suggesting he's only throwing that in there to mislead.

More to the point, given that Patrick has spent the last decade frantically trying to avoid creditors and process servers, why would he generously now tell everyone where he is? Answer: Because it's simply not true.

Finally, if one were to believe Patrick that he is in Grande Prairie and in a basement, one would naturally assume that it's because he's renting someone's basement so he can continue working there. But that flies in the face of everything you see in the screenshot above, which clearly shows a basement furnished with the type of juvenile sports paraphernalia you would expect would have been collected over the years by Patrick and his late and unlamented father; in other words, in a basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, Saskatchewan. But if Patrick wants to play this silly game, then let's play it with him.

I invite all of my CIs in both Lloydminster and Grande Prairie to be on the lookout for Patrick, so we can resolve this one way or the other. Keep on the lookout for Patrick, and report back and we'll settle this mystery one way or the other. And as for Patrick's feeble attempt at misdirection, well, he's never really been an evil genius, has he? 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Courtesy of one of my many, many confidential informants, here's quite the thread over on Twitter about 44-year-old undischarged bankrupt and social pariah Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Quintuple Threat High School Chick Magnet" Ross. This series of tweets:

 

 

strongly suggests what I already suspected -- that Patrick is now holed up in the basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, SK and surviving on the relentlessly waning generosity of his evolutionarily-stunted siblings.

In any event, knowing where he is now is going to make some of my plans for him much, much easier.

P.S. I've been told on a number of occasions that other parties are trying to serve Patrick with legal filings. Well, now's your chance given the compelling evidence that he's now living in the basement at Casa Ross. And I think it would be entertaining to have his sibling(s) have to deal with the occasional process server.

P.P.S. Given how Patrick appears to be living out of his late parents' basement, it's always possible that he's working somewhere in Saskatchewan, so I'm definitely interested in any information about where Patrick is hanging out these days and if/where he's employed. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Cranking up the surveillance.

Trying to make up for lost time after being so quiet on this topic and, while I've mentioned this earlier, I'm going to emphasize that, for reasons I don't want to get into just yet, I want any interested and helpful parties to do whatever they can to keep tabs on undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross. This can include physical drive-bys of Casa Ross in Lloydminster (complete with photos of vehicles and license plates if possible), perusing Patrick's postings on various social media and so on. I will, however, explain at least a little of why I'm particularly interested in clarifying Patrick's location these days. 

Long-time followers might remember that Patrick once filed a ridiculous and meritless defamation lawsuit against me, and has subsequently avoided moving it forward, and the reason for that seems obvious. In all of Patrick's legal filings, he's listed his address for legal service as (you guessed it) the address of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, even when he was working in northern Alberta and was rarely in Lloydminster to receive service.

The Court typically frowns on plaintiffs who supply a bogus address for service, and I suspect the reason Patrick is reluctant to move his idiotic action forward is that he's well aware that, the instant he tried, I would insist that he provide the Court with a valid and proper address where he could be served. This issue is suddenly more relevant given that Patrick seems to have relocated back to Lloydminster and is living at Casa Ross, and I'm sure he really doesn't want the Court to know that. Which is exactly why I want to confirm that one way or the other.

In short, my speculation is that if Patrick has moved back to the Lloyd, he really doesn't want that to become public knowledge as it would make it easier to serve legal papers on him. Hence, why I'm asking my long-suffering followers to keep their eyes open -- especially those in Lloydminster who might see him around town, perhaps at his regular haunts like the Canadian Brewhouse.

Anyway, if there are any sightings of Patrick, either leave a comment or drop me an email at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca. Thank you kindly.

P.S. Patrick really needs some better head shots for his YouTube videos:

 

 

P.P.S. It occurs to me that I recall there were other parties who were trying to serve Patrick with legal documents. If anyone is still trying to do that and is willing to make another attempt, why not try to serve him at Casa Ross? It seems pretty clear that someone is living there, and any attempt to serve Patrick at that address is guaranteed to be informative -- even if Patrick doesn't answer, whoever answers will have to disclose whether Patrick lives there, or insist that he doesn't. Either way, that's useful information.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The strangeness of Casa Ross.

There is something just a bit curious about what is happening with "Casa Ross," the Lloydminster residential property that belong(s/ed) to the late and minimally-lamented Ken Ross. Daddy Ross passed away in June of 2023, which means it's closing in on three years that that property should have been disposed of pursuant to whatever was in the will. And yet, after all this time, it seems that the Ross clan is still squatting there, which inspires the question -- what are the plans for that property? Or have they even decided?

There are four siblings (including Patrick) and, from what I've heard, every one of them could really, really use their share of the proceeds from the sale of the house. And yet, there it remains, with regular visitors from the Ross clan:

 

 

Now, it's entirely possible that there is some sort of agreement that the house will be transferred to one of those gormless hillbillies, but what will the rest of them get to make up for that? Is it possible that the Ross clan is putting off trying to sell the property because they're trying to figure out how to protect it from me (given Patrick's massive debt to me)?

So far, one can only speculate, but that's why I'm asking my collection of confidential informants to keep their eyes out for things like a "For Sale" sign going up, or Patrick suddenly appearing to have moved elsewhere, that sort of thing. At some point, one would think that that passel of yahoos is going to have to make a decision, and I want to be as forewarned and forearmed when they do.

In any event, if anything interesting happens, drop me a note, and I'll see what I can do with it. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: It's nice to have confidential informants.

Courtesy of yet another of my confidential informants, it appears that a recent visitor to Casa Ross in Lloydminster is Patrick's brother Chris:

 

I wonder if Patrick realizes he's pissed off so many people over the years that I have an entire army willing to keep tabs on him for me.

BONUS TRACK: This is actually pretty funny (and mostly accurate).

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary!

I have been woefully remiss in being so nad-grindingly busy with my cool new job that I have neglected to keep one and all up to date with the ongoing adventures of undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Duper Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet" Ross, so let's all get caught up here.

As of a few days ago, it's been a full 55 months since a judge told Patrick what he owed me and increased the accruing interest on his debt to a whopping five per cent:

 

 

Just so you can appreciate the history here, I got my $85,000 judgment against Patrick way back in late 2010, which means that Patrick has been in massive debt to me related to that for more than half of his adult life. Ponder that for a moment before we continue -- Patrick was born in June of 1981 and, as a precocious and arrogant twenty-something, was convinced he was going to be a notable and accomplished online pundit, frequently bragging about his readership and hit count and so on.

Instead, after getting bitch-slapped by the Ontario Superior Court to the tune of a $75,000 judgment and $10K costs award (a default judgment since he was too arrogant to even file a Statement of Defence):

 

Patrick's personal life and professional ambitions basically went down the toilet, and he has spent the last 15+ years running from accountability and his ever-increasing debt to me -- an amount which almost certainly exceeds $130,000 and grows by several hundred dollars per month. So what has Patrick been up to lately? I'm glad you asked.

One of my spies informs me that, recently, Patrick has resumed his unwatchable and unwatched podcast on YouTube:

Ignore the embarassingly non-existent viewership; concentrate instead on the background, which certainly appears to be in a furnished home rather than a generic hotel room somewhere in northern Alberta, suggesting that perhaps Patrick has quietly relocated back to Casa Ross in Lloydminster, which would have major implications for my SK-based collection against him, so here's where we're going from here.

As before, I invite my coterie of confidential informants to check out any interesting activities at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, especially any evidence of ongoing habitation that might suggest Patrick has quietly moved back there, and particularly if he might have changed jobs and be working in Saskatchewan again. (I will not provide the address of that residence -- anyone who's been following this tedious saga will know what it is.)

The relevant observation here is that Patrick has been moderately active on his YouTube channel, https://www.youtube.com/@dragonfireideas, and all of the backgrounds of his eye-rollingly vacuous podcasts suggest a house, so what I'm after is any evidence that Patrick is back in the Lloyd and, even better, where he works and/or where he hangs out, since I'm in the process of organizing further action against him but I'll keep that to myself for now.

Anyway, for someone who had such glorious ambitions of being some sort of online pundit and influencer those many years ago, it's sad to see how the soon-to-be-45 Patrick Ross managed to self-immolate so thoroughly.

In any event, if you have any further info about Patrick, either email me (canadiancynic@yahoo.ca) or leave a note in the comments.

AFTERSNARK: It's worth reminding everyone of Patrick's arrogance all those many years ago when, after I suggested the possibility of legal action to deal with his obvious and vile defamation, Patrick responded with ... well, you can read for yourself:

If Patrick had simply apologized and deleted said defamation, all of this would have gone away. It didn't work out that way.

P.S. I've mentioned this before but it may be worth repeating. After Patrick's father passed away, one would have thought that that passel of hillbilly siblings (Patrick and three other yokels) would have arranged to execute the will, sell the house and split the proceeds. Either that, or perhaps there would have been an agreement for one of the siblings to assume ownership, move in and compensate the remaining sibs for their share. One way or the other, it would seem that it would be stupid to let the house just sit there without either selling it and without having a family member move in and take over.

However, if Patrick has quietly moved back to the Lloyd and taken over, it would only make sense that either -- as the new owner -- he somehow bought out his siblings share of the residence, or ... well, I'm not sure what the other options are, but it would make little sense for the rest of the family to be satisfied with Patrick living there at no cost while the rest of them get screwed out of their share of the property. After all the time since the passing of Ken Ross (closing in on three years), not having resolved the final disposition of the house seems financially irresponsible. Hence, the interest in my digging into the current title to see what is going on.

I'll keep you posted.

JUST NOW, one of my Lloyd-based confidential informants sends me a set of pics from a couple weeks back, including this one:

This picture is hugely informational since it shows, first, that the storage trailer that had been clogging the driveway for all those many months is gone (suggesting the end of cleaning out that property), and there are now two vehicles in the driveway (with another one on the street), strongly suggesting that someone has finally moved in.

Based on what I've heard before, it's most likely that one of Patrick's sisters is the new homeowner, and that Patrick is perhaps crashing there on an occasional basis. All of this is grist for yet more investigation to figure out who's living there now, and if that includes Patrick.

Once again, stay tuned. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Dealing with work deadline, will have more verbose evisceration of Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Triple Threat Ladies Man" this weekend.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Yes, I have been remiss.

I have been swamped with my new job but I promise that I will post something more substantial this coming weekend, much of it related to my plans for dealing with Patrick Ross over the course of 2026.

That is all. For now. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Merry 15-year-versary!

As hard to believe as it may be, today makes it exactly 15 years since malicious defamer, soft-core porn author, poster child for male pattern baldness, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Bad D00d Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross has owed me tens of thousands of dollars, my having received a ruling against him for aforesaid malicious defamation for an initial $85,000 waaaaaaay back in 2010:

Ruminate on that stretch of time for a second, and appreciate that Patrick has spent the majority of his adult life in debt to me ... and there is absolutely no indication that that is going to change in his or my lifetime.

Having been granted a ludicrously favourable bankruptcy ruling back in 2014 of having to pay me a mere $34,000 over several years, Patrick chose instead to play games, which is why he finds himself today owing me over $130,000 pursuant to the original judgment, as well as still needing to pay about $25,000 over and above that to get out of bankruptcy.

15 years.

And at no time during those years has Patrick made even the slightest effort to improve the dumpster fire that is his life. Not once. Ever. Rather, he has continued to dodge and weave and evade, even as the 5% annual interest in that debt piles up month after month.

And as for Patrick's long-dormant and idiotic defamation lawsuit against me? It molders away, with Patrick no doubt understanding that the instant he tries to move it forward, I will file motions that will require him to attend court. In person. Where, as I understand it, others will be waiting for him. So, no, that's not going anywhere, either.

So feel free to wish 44-year-old Patrick Ross a happy 15-year-versary. Buy him a gift. Maybe a hat. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Nothing new to report at the moment, but check back this weekend as I will have a special edition of "Chronicles of Twatrick" you should find entertaining.

Chronicles of Twatrick: SMFH.

One of my confidential informants gifts me with undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross getting into an argument with Grok:

 

 

Tune in next week when Patrick lectures someone on the legal system and how defamation law works.

AFTERSNARK: The sad/pathetic/amusing aspect of the above is that Patrick is arguing with Grok the way he argues with people online: with misrepresentation and bad faith. It's Patrick's pattern to take something someone else says, deliberately misinterpret it, then argue against the misinterpretation.

I wrote about that a couple years ago, where you can see how Patrick childishly changes someone's words just so he can win an argument. But it's hilarious to see him trying the same rhetorical infantilism against an AI entity.

Chronicles of Twatrick: How bankruptcy takes a toll.

One of my confidential informants tells me that undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross was recently whining on YouTube about the Edmonton Eskimos being renamed the (less-racist) "Elks," and how he (Patrick) is totally not fine with that and prefers that it be changed back. And said confidential informant gifts me this screenshot of Patrick in the middle of that tone-deaf rant:

 

 

Jesus Christ, but bankruptcy has not been kind to Patrick. Dear God, Patrick is only 44 years old, and he looks at least a decade older. For someone who has, for years, bragged about being one of the smartest and baddest d00ds on the Intertoobz, Patrick is morbidly obese and balding, and has an unhealthy number of chins.

There is something truly sad about this, given that Patrick has written on numerous occasions about his desperate search for a satisfying romantic relationship, but what woman is going to be even minimally interested in a prematurely aging, overweight university dropout and massively-in-debt undischarged bankrupt with no apparent fixed address?

It's easy to mock Patrick (and not that he doesn't deserve every bit of it), but it's just as easy to feel sorry for him. Fat, balding, bankrupt and alone is no way to go through life.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary!

Pardon the tardiness but I have been so busy at my new place of employment that I overlooked that it is now a full 50 months since a Saskatchewan judge dropped the hammer on undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger authority Patrick Ross, during which what he owes me is almost certainly north of $130,000 (and that does not even include the additional $25,000 or so he needs to get himself out of bankruptcy, which is an entirely separate issue from his burgeoning debt to me).

I'll have more to say this weekend, but photos from my Lloydminster-based spies suggests that that passel of inbred hillbillies is still cleaning out the hovel that is Casa Ross in preparation for trying to cash in. Said photos will be forthcoming, so stay tuned.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

In all the hubbub of my new job, I totally forgot that, three days ago, another full month had passed, and it is now four years and one month since an SK judge ruled as to how much financial fugitive and perpetual debtor Patrick "Super Stud Muffin Quintuple Threat Nexus Dragon Fire" Ross owes me (now around $130,000), and how rapidly that amount would be increasing (five per cent annually).

Oh, and given an earlier ruling that severed what Patrick owes me from his actual state of personal bankruptcy, even if Patrick paid off that entire amount to me, he would -- hilariously -- still be bankrupt until he paid off his bankruptcy judgment (in the vicinity of an additional $25,000).

In short, Patrick is currently on the hook for about $155,000 to get his life back, and I don't see that happening any time soon as, based on the current real estate market in Lloydminster, SK, even selling Casa Ross at its most optimistic selling price might get Patrick half of that (assuming the proceeds from selling that hovel are split equally among all four of those inbred sibling ditchbillies).

So, yeah, Patrick has buried himself good and proper, and that's not changing any time soon.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Suddenly a great deal of interest.

Curiously, over the last several weeks, there has been a marked increase in readers checking out the ongoing trials and tribulations of undischarged bankrupt and permanent debtor Patrick "Super Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross, as you can see by the traffic stats:

Note how traffic surged from a few hundred per Twatrick-related post to into the thousands. I haven't bothered to track down where it's all coming from and, frankly, I don't much care. But it is curious that someone out there seems awfully interested in how Patrick is getting on these days.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things still happening at Casa Ross?

Another of my Lloydminster-based CIs took this quick drive-by photo of Casa Ross, showing both the white pickup truck still in the driveway (reportedly belonging to one of Patrick's siblings), and the back of that storage trailer appears to be open, further suggesting ongoing work cleaning up that hovel in preparation for selling so all of the weaselly Ross clan can get their hands on Daddy's assets.

 

 Well, except for Patrick, but that is a story still in development.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Might be F.A.F.O. time for Patrick.

Left by an anonymous commenter, but it matches what we've all come to know about Patrick and his obsession with stalking and harassment (slightly edited for clarity): 

For a while I've been sending Peter Skinner screen shots of Patrick's tweets about him but last week Peter asked if I could send them directly to an RCMP constable referencing a file number.

Peter's out living his life and not uttering a peep about Patrick but Patrick keeps harassing him with things. It certainly looks like Peter's taking steps to rid himself of Patrick for good. Patrick is stalking his online accounts and setting up many accounts mocking him. It would be amazing if charges against Patrick were laid for over a decade of harassment. Patty's harassing several others at the same time so this could blow up in his face dramatically. Patty could be in store for the F.O. portion of decades of F.A. harassment of people. I'm almost giddy at the thought his dumb ass might land in jail where sheriffs would be able to find him anytime they like.

I can confirm Patrick's years of personal harassment of me, so it surprises me not that he invests so much time in stalking others. And add to that whatever I bring down on him when I decide to go after whatever assets he acquires from the sale of his utterly-unlamented lunatic crackpot of a father, and one wonders if his immediate family members are getting at all tired of his shtick and putting their financial assets at risk.

That is one stunningly stupid family. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants reports on an unfamiliar vehicle (a white pickup truck) now taking up space at Casa Ross, further suggesting that there is some serious cleanup in preparation for putting that dump on the market:

 

 

It's not clear what to make of this, but it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have spies everywhere.

SPEAKING OF SPIES, a different C.I. gifts me with the revelation that Patrick has perhaps relocated to Camrose, AB, with a new telephone number, 587-322-xxx3 (just so Patrick knows that I know). Not sure if this is an attempt to get out from under his bankruptcy, but I'm sure Patrick realizes by now that, in Canada, personal bankruptcy is federal, not provincial.

In any event, I am still watching the goings-on at Casa Ross intently.

AUG 25 UPPITY DATE: A private note from one of my CIs suggests that the honking big white pickup in the driveway at Casa Ross belongs to one of Patrick's siblings, Jennifer, which further suggests that things are getting serious in terms of clearing out that hovel for sale.

Stay tuned. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Hard to believe, but it's now officially four years since a Saskatchewan judge told undischarged bankrupt and burger-munching financial fugitive Patrick Ross that he owed me a pile of money, and cranked up the accruing annual interest rate to a whopping five per cent. At this point, Patrick owes me somewhere in the vicinity of $125,000-$130,000, but I'm not really trying to be precise anymore; I just know that with every month that goes by, Patrick's debt to me gets kicked up by another several hundred dollars.

The only potential recent development is that my Lloydminster-based spies and confidential informants tell me (via drive-by photos) that something is happening at Casa Ross with the appearance that that collection of truck-driving hillbillies might finally be cleaning out that property in preparation for selling it, since I imagine all four of the Ross siblings really want to get their hands on their late father's bloated assets and, if that is the case, well, I have all the right people lined up and ready to go once that dump goes on the market.

In the meantime, I have heard nothing about Patrick's idiotic defamation lawsuit against me, and I have been advised that, if he chooses not to pursue it (which is his responsibility), I should not waste any time in worrying about it.

Until next month, or something.