The stupid is strong with this one.

 

"So ... that's a no?"

Oh, Lord, you need to take 84 seconds and revel in the batshit crazy that is Brigitte Belton at the EA Inquiry.

And if that level of absolute looniness sounds vaguely familiar ...

I'm dying here.

"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

Duly noted.

The Emergencies Act Inquiry in three parts.

1. Conservatives: "Let's make sure this becomes the PM's problem."
2. PM solves problem.
3. Conservatives: "Whoa, whoa, whoa ...!"

What he said.

 

Rebel News: The grift goes ever on.

I can't even ...

It's like an absolute event horizon of batshit crazy.

P.S.:

So:

1. This is mostly a tacky venue to sell merch.
2. Watch for shuffling of guests as the occasional person finally clues into the pit of white nationalism they signed up for, and decides this is a really bad career move.

Other than that, enjoy yourself.

So ... only prosecute the polite criminals, is that it?

"Don't make me angry, officer ... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

And, apparently, that's how you tell the cops to fuck off these days. Good to know.

Keean Bexte is mentally ill.

The bullshit.

The reality.

Can someone get Bexte the professional help he needs? Please?

This thread.

How does someone this stupid even manage to dress herself in the morning without help?

Nothing to see here, move along.

 

In unrelated news, Canada's conservatives will now lecture us about civility and decorum.

Just like a yammering, neo-Nazi asshat who doesn't know when to shut the hell up. Wow.

 

JUXTAPOSE!

Canadian conservatives: "Justin Trudeau openly interfered with the administration of justice. He should be sanctioned, and should have to resign over such improper and corrupt behaviour!"

Also Canadian conservatives: "Danielle Smith is openly interfering with the administration of justice. Good for her!"

JUXTAPOSE!

Every media outlet in Canada: "We've been following the so-called 'Freedom Convoy' from as far away as B.C., where numerous big rigs and their supporters are, day after day, driving across Canada and converging on Ottawa, where they have publicly and openly promised to occupy the city until the federal government steps down."

Ottawa police: "We had no idea. If only someone had warned us."

The company you cheer for.

If you want to understand the depravity of modern-day conservatism, simply check out the individuals who are considered heroes to today's right-wingers:

• Vladimir Putin
• Elon Musk
• Alex Jones
• Donald Trump
• Kyle Rittenhouse

Do I really need to continue?

They (still) walk among us.

Just yesterday, ran across this Convoy-themed trash can on Montreal Rd.:

 

How little dignity and self-respect does it take to be proud to drive around in a racist shitbox like that? Asking for all of Ottawa.

When you tell Davis Menzies to fuck off, you don't need to have a reason.

To no one's surprise, even the Ontario PC Party wants nothing to do with the bottom-dwelling, sleazy, Islamophobic white nationalism of Rebel News' David ("The Menses") Menzies, but you need to watch the first minute or so of his whining to appreciate something I've written about more than once.

I've already warned y'all that when Menzies is told to take a hike, what he will do is (for the camera) try to engage the gatekeeper in a discussion of why he's been told to take a hike. But it's not the security guard's obligation to provide Menzies with any information; rather, it's his job to simply tell Menzies to turn around and keep walking.

To security everywhere: do not engage people like David Menzies, simply advise them that they need to leave now. And that's all the explanation they're entitled to.

Are we clear?

Can someone please stuff Peter Sloly into the trunk of a car and push it into Dows Lake?

Jesus fucking Christ, what a disingenuous, pandering snowflake.

What exactly does a troll look like?

Behold.

I'm sure this will end well.

What could possibly go wrong?

P.S. Imagine, if you will, the "Freedom Convoy" -- a disorganized gang of angry, misogynistic, white nationalists rampaging around downtown Ottawa harassing medical professionals and pretty much anyone wearing a mask ... now imagine every single one of them packing a handgun. Then imagine a bunch of armed and pissed off Ottawans who finally had enough of their shit.

That could all get very interesting.

JUXTAPOSE!

February, 2022: Ford government insists it directed 1500 officers to Ottawa:

October, 2022: Ford government insists that it does not direct police:

I'm glad we could clear that up for you.