As God is my witness, I have no idea how to properly mock this:
P.S. Potential investors might ask whatever happened to that promised "app," for which Rebel Media already raised over $200,000 and which is already months late.
I'm just trying to be helpful.
P.P.S. One wonders why Ezra needs yet another company that dabbles in mortgages when he already had the deliciously-named Gonad Holdings, Inc., who were squeezing him for interest-only, second mortgage payments of eight grand a month:
It is certainly an exciting time to be Ezra.