Blogging Tories Short Takes: June 16, 2006.

Shorter Spirit of Man: "Let me explain how bad Islam is in Iran, from the perspective of someone who isn't there."

Shorter Celestial Junk: "As a staunch, right-wing neo-con, let me be contemptuously dismissive of other people's dogma."

Shorter Strong Conservative: "Oh, look! Another corner!"

Shorter Dr. Roy: "Or you could just watch Fox News for yourself, then you wouldn't have to read me."

Shorter Cantor the Conservative: "And in non-Britney-related news ..."