Blogging Tories Short Takes: June 14, 2006.

Shorter Spirit of Man: "I like the idea of the United States supporting Iranian dissidents. What could possibly go wrong?"

Shorter Dr. Roy: "Speaking as someone who is absolutely convinced of the overwhelming guilt of the Canadian terrorism suspects before the legal proceedings have even begun, I want to caution everyone else about rushing to judgment."

Shorter Adam Daifallah: "I'm outraged about the betrayal of the Canadian lumber industry by the recent softwood lumber agreement and ... ooooooh, look. Pretty beads."

Shorter Kate McMillan: "It's at times like this that I find myself wishing I was Ann Coulter."