Blogging Tories Short Takes: June 19, 2006.

Shorter Le Blog de Polyscopique: "With enough practice and self-control, you too can use the phrases "Conservative Party" and "promises" in the same sentence with a straight face."

Shorter Mark C.: "With enough practice and self-control, you too can be a Blogging Tory and whine about "those who do not serve" with a straight face."

Shorter Celestial Junk: "In a perfect world, we'll keep getting their votes without having to, you know, actually touch them or anything."

Shorter Upper Canada Catholic: "And how about this one? A faggot and a nigger walk into a bar ..."