Blogging Tories Short Takes: March 29, 2006.

Shorter Phantom Observer: "Like many of my conservative colleagues, I too have recently developed a deep and abiding respect for the concept of governmental privacy and secrecy. Since around January 23, if memory serves."

Shorter GayandRight: "I'm sure I have a point here and if you can figure out what it is, by all means, let me know."

Shorter Adam Daifallah: "Caspar Weinberger -- now there was a man who knew how to lie to Congress. God, I'll miss him."

Shorter Dr. Roy: "I'm with Stupid."