Saturday, March 25, 2006

Blogging Tories Short Takes: March 25, 2006.


Shorter Pete Rempel: "It's really horrific when gay people beat children to death. When Christians do it ... eh, not so much."

Shorter Dr. Roy: "Look out! It's the SUVs of terrorist mass destruction!"

Shorter dissonance and disrespect: "When you have a point, make it. When you don't, bash Bill Clinton."

Shorter Kate McMillan: "It's critically important that we appreciate the long, historical struggle that resulted in the modern protections of human rights for all of us. Well, except for native aboriginals. And faggots."

Shorter Bill Strong: "Can we please resolve this so I can go back to not caring about dark-skinned foreigners?"

(More) shorter Pete Rempel: "And now, a little shout-out to my 12-year-old groupies ..."

3 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

These people are scary. Both instances of child abuse are appalling. The motive is absurd on both sides. Bless the little children who are unlucky enough to recieve parents ike these.

How do you find the time to keep up with all this? BTW I can load your site now, so I will be around more, letting you keep me informed.

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of born-agains trying to link SSM with abuse. Rempel's statements are conjecture and he intentionally ignores the hoardes of stories of domestic violence and abuse amongst "good" christians, such as that tragic story out of Tennessee yesterday where a Stepford wife killed her fundamentalist prick of a husband. Most likely after having the shit beat out of her in his pathetic attempts to prove his dominance. Cellania, these people are scary and pretty damn stupid to boot.

Dave said...

What amazes me is that five of the six linked pieces are the authors setting up strawmen and then kicking them over.

In a sense we all do that from time to time, but it seems to be habit forming among one distinct group.