Blogging Tories Short Takes: March 24, 2006.

Shorter Adam Daifallah: "Promises are for Liberals. It's silk, you know. The tie."

Shorter civitatensis: "Once -- just once -- I'm going to take the moral high road and ... oh, shit."

Shorter GayandRight: "Fuzzy rabbits and chocolate eggs -- the very foundation of modern Christianity, you know."

Shorter Damian Penny: "Pardon me while I criticize another slip-up at the Times while misspelling Nicholas Kristof's name."

Shorter Strong Conservative: "Personal bias has no place in the mainstream media. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sometimes, I crack me up."

Shorter Sham the Tory Man: "Tell you what. Why don't I just reproduce verbatim entire pages from Fox News? It'll save both of us time."