JUXTAPOSE!

Here's pure human garbage Sheila Gunn Reid, whining pathetically about how Albertans just want the government to leave them alone to spew a deadly virus among their neighbours:

 

And here's Alberta, currently begging the federal government for help:

So, fuck you, Sheila, you plague-friendly piece of trash.

Rebel News gets results!

 It seems we can finally all agree ...

... if you follow the trail of hideous, grift-based, spectacularly dumbfuck stupid back far enough, you will always get to Rebel News.

Buy that man a beer.

 

Challenge accepted.

PPC's Darryl Mackie: "Give me liberty or give me death!"

COVID-19: "Death it is, then."

BONUS TRACK: Hilariously, Ezra Levant managed to convince an entire crowd of anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to hand over cash in order to attend an evening at a venue that has a strict vaccination policy:

Not sure how it gets any funnier than that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, my Lord ...

Well, you knew it had to happen ... ex-Rebeler and white nationalist Keean Bexte teaming up with ex-Rebeler and white nationalist and trash human being Lauren Southern to mock hundreds of dead First Nations children:

 You remember Lauren Southern, right?

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the most worthless, racist, intolerant bigots on the planet once used to work for Ezra Levant.

Huh. I had no idea.

A sadly-overlooked part of European history:

I was completely unaware of the appalling and horrific Nazi campaign of knocking on doors to insist that people get vaccinated against a deadly global pandemic. The things you learn from Rebel News.

JUXTAPOSE!

Alberta: "Fuck Ottawa! We're tired of being told what to do by all those poncy Laurentian elites. We're rough and tough, rootin' tootin' Albertans, we can look after ourselves and we're going to go 'Wexit' all over their asses, you just see if we don't!"

Also Alberta: "Yeah, if the rest of Canada could help us out because we're the stupidest fucking retards on the planet, that'd be great, thanks."

The level of shit to which Rebel News has descended.

 

Read the entire thread.

Dude, get over yourself.

White nationalist Keean "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" Bexte insists that senior government officials confirmed stuff to him:

Dude, no one of any significance in any government has you on speed-dial or has the slightest interest in talking to you. You read it on Twitter:

Pompous douche.

BONUS TRACK: Well, what have we here? Turns out that the sleaze merchants in the Trump campaign knew right from the beginning that their claims against Dominion Voting Systems and Smartmatic were utter shash:

And you know who should be seriously worried? This guy, that's who.

BREAKING!

(CC NEWS) -- Tyler Shandro resigns as Alberta's Minister of Health, in order to give someone else the opportunity to kill Alberta's children.

P.S. Anyone heard from Matt Wolf lately?

I see fundraising off of dead people.

Once again, here's Rebel News' Ezra Levant, being particularly ghoulish and opportunistic in cranking up the anti-vax outrage by milking the tragedy of a local college football player dying inexplicably shortly after a game:

And while Ezra has absolutely no fucking idea what happened here, he will, of course -- for the purpose of fundraising -- speculate wildly and irresponsibly that, hey, you can't prove it wasn't a reaction to the COVID-19 vaccine.

Ezra goes out of his way to downplay the fact that this happened shortly after a game, which makes the idea that it was the fault of a vaccination shot really pretty silly since 1) there is nothing in the news reports detailing whether Perron was vaccinated, and 2) it's wildly unlikely that someone who would have had a deadly reaction to a vaccine shot would have been perfectly fine to play a full game of football first, only to collapse afterwards.

But, hey, it's Ezra, who once assured us that ...

And when it comes to huckstering and profiteering off of other peoples' misfortune and misery, well, ...

Ezra brings the "batshit fucking crazy tour" to Toronto.

Oh, man, this is going to be epic:

I say that because Tucker's latest bout of lunacy involves accusing the Biden administration of enforcing a vaccine mandate on the military in order to (wait for it ... wait for it ...) get rid of Christians:

I pity the fools who are paying the full $121.02 to listen to that.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, GOD ... let Carlson convince loyal Rebel News viewers and followers to ingest horse dewormer, and I will never ask for anything again:

BY THE WAY, is it worth trying to explain to anyone that's paying to listen to Tucker Carlson that his (successful) defense in a defamation action was that he is such an obvious and egregious liar that no reasonable person should be expected to take him seriously?

I suspect such warnings will fall on deaf ears.

The stupid ... it burns ...

What is wrong with this picture?

Dear pols: Enough with the "fighting" bullshit. Just knock it off.

In the midst of a whole lot of things that annoy the shit out of me regarding current pol-speak, I am seriously tired of the constant reference to "fighting": "We'll fight for you, we're fighting for you, we'll never stop fighting for you ... blah blah blah."  (I'm looking at you, Jagmeet.)

Stop.

Just stop.

Ironically, the only party leader who can legitimately claim he "fought" for you was Justin Trudeau:

So either lace 'em up and get in the ring, or knock it off. Really, it's getting tiring.

...and the winner is ...

Well, kids, it's official ... the stupidest federal riding in all of Canada is ...

 

I'm guessing it's something in the water.

... and by "rebuke," you mean "re-elected Prime Minister," right?

 

Rebel News: Investing $1.9 million in pimping PPC money well spent.

From utterly unreliable and massively uncorroborated analysis, the statistical number crunchers here at CC News estimate that right-wing media outlet and boutique law firm Rebel News poured $6.3 trillion into promoting Maxime Bernier's "Purple Party of Canada", for which they were rewarded with precisely zero seats.

Over to you, Tom.

CC survey: What is the potentially dumbest federal riding in Canada?

While we wait for the results to come in, it behooves us to ponder which federal riding is, potentially, the stupidest collection of voters imaginable, and by that I mean which riding, based on the monumental dumbfuck they re-elect, have learned absolutely nothing in the last couple of years.

We can be more specific and ask, which riding would prove to be the most spectacular collection of morons based on the CPC MP they return to office? Michelle Rempel's? Pierre Poilievre's? Candice Bergen's? Michael Cooper's? Marilyn Gladu's? God Almighty, but the possibilities are endless ... the indescribably imbecilic Conservative members of Parliament that have the chance of actually keeping their seats, despite being dumb as shit.

So, vote away ... who's your candidate for the dumbest fucking riding in the country based on the above? Lines are open.

Is it irresponsible to speculate wildly? Not if you're Ezra.

 

Or was he murdered by David Menzies in a violent rage after making fun of David's hat? Apparently, it's fair to ask.

WHAT A GREAT GAME: Did this New Brunswick shooter murder four people -- including two police officers -- because he was radicalized by the relentless racism, bigotry, intolerance and hate speech emanating from Rebel News?

Surely, it's "fair to ask."

Ezra Levant and COVID-19: A play in three acts.

Way back in April through July, here's Rebel News Obergruppenfuhrer Ezra Levant, shrieking about the idiotic and unnecessary COVID-19 lockdown regulations in Alberta (and, by the way, send money):

 

As soon as the UCP ditched all those regulations, well, you'll need to change tack totally to stoke the outrage and keep fundraising ... hey, how about how goddamned fucking stupid the UCP is for not taking the pandemic seriously? (Send money.)

And now that Jason Kenney has been forced to implement vaccine passports to deal with an exploding fourth wave in that province? You guessed it ...

It's something, isn't it?

Send money.