Yo, P.M.! Let's rap!

Recently, one P. M. Jaworski of the Western Standard beseeched thusly:

But we only control the posts, Ti-Guy. People should judge us on that basis, not on the basis of what lunacy and madness might lurk beneath.

And we plan on doing just that, P. M., so let's start with a snippet of video, during which "Joe the Plumber" gets his nads ripped off, pureed, and handed back to him by CNN:



And what's P.M.'s take on this? Um ... yeah:

CNN anchor takes on Joe the Plumber. Joe the Plumber wins

I believe we here at CC HQ have found a new chew toy. Welcome aboard, P. M. This could be the beginning of a beautiful beatdown.