Suffer the children, in a Biblical kind of way.

Blogging Tory "Jabba the Roy" gets all Scripturally child protective:

Sickening

Matthew 18:6But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea

Man, is dr. roy going to be pissed when he reads those depressing psalms. That's sort of how the Bible works -- something for everyone, as it were.

BONUS TRACK: If I were Jabba the Roy, I don't think I'd go down that Scriptural road regarding child protection, if you know what I mean:

13 Do not withhold discipline from a child;
if you punish him with the rod, he will not die.

14 Punish him with the rod
and save his soul from death.

And sadly, some people take that advice a bit too literally. But that's cool. 'Cuz it's Scriptural. Or so I've been told.