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- Is it just me ...
- Let me explain the concept of an "analogy."
- When the mainstream media does its job.
- One of these things is not like the other.
- Document the dumbassitude.
- And a pony.
- Take a deep breath. Smell that?
- Don't Worry Kids!
- Distractions
- What does that even mean?
- Because they really do need babysitting, that's why.
- You know it's coming.
- Thanks for coming, Stephen.
- Sunday Funnies.
- In twenty words or less ...
- Left hand, meet right hand.
- It's because they lie. All the time.
- When total douchebags blog.
- Kill him. Kill him dead.
- Who knew …
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Left, right, left, right ...
- Oh la la …
- How stupid? Tom Lukiwski stupid, that's how stupid.
- Dear Harper Youth: Let's talk about "democracy," ...
- Democracy in action, baby.
- I'm just sayin' ...
- Saturday Morning Cartoons.
- Ignorant dumbass open thread.
- Cry, Stephen, ...
- Oooooooooooh ...
- I know! I know!
- When totally douchebaggy fuckwits blog.
- The lies of Stephen Harper.
- Dance, Big Daddy, dance.
- Document the dumbfuckitude.
- Oh, for fuck's sake, Stephen!
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
- Leaving a trail of urine wherever he goes ...
- Carthago delenda est.
- Show me your tits. Again and again and ...
- Free speech, motherfucker!
- What Adam Radwanski said.
- Document the screeching assholitude.
- How ... odd.
- Julie Morand Terrorism Watch: Day Two.
- Dear dumbfucks: Elections have consequences.
- Your lede of the week.
- By the way, Stephen, ...
- All politics, all the time.
- Attention Liberals
- Let The Kid Keep The Pony
- As Google slowly awakens to its task ...
- Just Awesome!
- You have the right to shut the hell up and take it.
- And you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny,...
- Um, yeah, but that's different.
- *Sigh*.
- A Vote To Rock!
- It's because I'm an evil prick, that's why.
- Ask a stupid question.
- And suddenly ...
- Apparently, it was dr. roy's turn ...
- Just because ...
- And that cloud? It looks just like an aborted fet...
- Hello? CDNBA? Best feminist blog?
- What kind of fuckery is this?
- Dear Canadian Blog Awards: I'm going to enjoy this.
- Fucking liberal media.
- But on the third hand ...
- Yeah, that sounds about right.
- How very Hunteresque of him.
- Your regular Denyseitude.
- Oh, dear ... that's gonna leave a mark.
- Dear Paul: Generalize much?
- Go fuck off.
- Sorry ... how did you spell your name again?
- Finally! A Movie Worth Seeing.
- That's good advice, Doc, I'd support that.
- ... and that's when reality slapped him in the fac...
- Dear CDNBA: Bite me. Again.
- If she were any less self-aware ...
- Conservative Clothing...
- Most Illogical
- Dear Kate: Shut the fuck up.
- Up is down, black is white.
- All the news …
- Sunday Funnies.
- Sunday Is For Cath-o-licks
- HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
- There's stupid, and there's Blogging Tory stupid.
- Somewhere ...
- What do we have for the even bigger losers, Johnny?
- They Spelled Ignatieff Wrong
- Janke's Cover Blown
- Today Is Sponsored By...
- Oh, please, dear God ...
- Ooooooh, snap!
- I am ninja cat ...
- How can we miss her if she won't go away?
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25 comments:
If God is merciful, a red F-150 pickup truck will be involved at some point.
This is very momentous for me, as I'd not done any serious fiction writing in many years.
Bwahahahahaha! Her whole life is a fiction. A penny dreadful, to be sure, but still.
My friend was at the library the other day with her daughter and a middle-aged man was watching porn on one of the computers - which she found out when her daughter came and got her and said, "Mom, a man like dad is watching sex on the computer". So she checks it out and sure enough... Anyway, she found the volunteer shelf stocker and they went over and asked him to leave, which he did, apologizing profusely and bowing over and over until my friend realized he was ENJOYING having been caught watching porn at the library. So she told him to "get the fuck out of the library before I call the cops!" and he scampered off, chastened but probably really excited, too.
Ow! Please, Mistress LuLu, no more!
"For the past several weeks, I've been working on a novel"
Obviously only on dark and stormy nights.
good grief. i almost never click on the links over to the low wattage bulbs. so i make an exception because, well, an all-caps novel, i mean c'mon. i told myself i would stop reading when i saw the word "abortion". thankfully it was a short read. but i think SUZAREAN summed it up well when she suggested her writing was excrement.
My head hurts -- why would you link something like that?
Bitch, bitch, bitch ... If I have to go into the Fire Swamp, I'm taking you all with me.
I love how she says she doesn't mind portraying "coarse language" inher writing, yet bends over backwards to avoid using Hemingway's direct quote: "The first draft of anything is shit." Hmm.
As an editor, I am going to offer my services to improve what we should, in charity, agree to view as a work in progress.
Proposed new first paragraph:
"Space ranger Crag Crandall gritted flintily as the Xzhhgjr Grombeast lurched with seething menace toward the bound figure of space librarian Lulu Lucky, whose bosoms heaved mightily against the naughtily tight confinement of her crisp Space Corps Uniform."
Just the title showed the level of writing ability. I lost all interest on reading that.
Seriously, take it from a pro, if the title is dull, insipid and silly the story itself is unlikely to be much better.
Gosh, we're so mean to the poor little Nitouche. She puts a lot of effort into her cause, I'll say that much.
Balb...how about impudently tight?
wotta peace o crap!
I give you "impudently" if we agree the bosoms can be "ample". Fair?
Don't forget to mention my new boots, Balby. A Space Librarian's impudently tight uniform just can't be complete without them.
I've never understood. Why do Grombeasts always get the librarians?
It's so unfair!
That was mean, LuLu. It put me to sleep after the fourth paragraph and my forehead bounced off the keyboard. Ouch.
I thought the story was rather good actually but the accompanying illustrations are a bit of a puzzle. Why are all three main characters sea monkeys, for instance, and what's the significance of the S&M scene with the whip?
I'm starting to think my library story might not have anything to do with whatever Lulu linked to...
How'd they get 10,000 people into that library?
iuf allcaps had a day job, she'd have to keep it.
KEvron
"Xzhhgjr Grombeast"
what're you, cormac mccarthy?!
KEvron
Speaking of Crag Crandall and the Xzhhgjr Grombeast ...
See, THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, CC. Art.
*ugh* - methinks someone has spent far too much time listening to Better-Than-Thou Ezra, and she's started to hallucinate his ravings.
OMG that was bad, really bad.
No "elite" Giller prize for you.
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