"After seven years of planning and several million dollars of public investment, the federal government has scrapped a project to build a national portrait gallery, Heritage Minister James Moore said late Friday."
Newly hatched Heritage Minister, James Moore chose the Conservative witching hour, late Friday, to announce that after an investment of millions that the project was just going to fade from the agenda.
Between drinks Moore burbled something to the effect that the project was the victim of "unstable economic times". That would be CPoC shorthand for Steve Harper having discovered that the national portrait gallery would be home to pictures of persons other than himself.
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More importantly, remember when he made sure he got caught googling his naked "girlfriend" in the House? That was so funny!
We don't need no portrait gallery, since the little dictator Il Douche has that covered.
I'm sure this is explained in the DSM-IV somewhere.
By the way, someone obviously didn't tell James that he shouldn't be hanging out at galas. Fucking hoity-toity, socialist freeloaders, or something like that.
That's alright. Instead they will spend the money setting up their own Continental Deep Intergration Gallery, full of pictures of americans and wanna-be Americans.
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