Prominent conservative blogger and batshit crazy whackjob John "Butt Missile" Hinderaker has some pompous, condescending advice for President-elect Barack Obama:
Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn't raise his standards, he will exceed Bush's total before he is inaugurated.
And if you don't appreciate John's sage, well-considered advice, well, you can just fuck right off, you ignorant, cock-sucking douchebag shithead.
I need more of a challenge in this job. Seriously.
9 comments:
"Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision."
Ah. So all the mistatements, errors in fact, malapropisms, spoonerisms, and instances of hilariously mangled grammar and syntax lovingly collected in dozens of books, websites, calendars - they were all deliberate, constructe with "care and precision"?
Such comic talent. Who knew?
I think you seriously misunderestimate him...
Maybe Hinderaker just missed the Presidential Debates. In both 2000 and 2004.
Wow.
Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly.
That may be the funniest sentence ever written.
Bush is always careful when he's speechificatin'.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
I mean there's bi-cultural cleavage and then there's batshit insane...
What a maroon. It's substance we have to look for. Obama is unmatched in oratory.
So all the mistatements, errors in fact, malapropisms, spoonerisms, and instances of hilariously mangled grammar and syntax lovingly collected in dozens of books, websites, calendars - they were all deliberate, constructe with "care and precision"?
Yep. With about as much "care and precision" as Jonah Goldberg's Magnum Doughpus. :-P
You can just call him "Spathi".
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