Thursday, November 15, 2007

I'm starting to see your problem here.


Over at HotRightWingChicks.com, Marla knows what she likes:



Sadly for Marla, the sudden revelation of teh gayness generally comes at the end of several minutes of increasingly-awkward conversation, culminating in, "Yeah, well, I'd love to get together again but ... uh ... I'm gay. Yeah, that's the ticket. Absolutely flaming. Better luck next time, bye."

And that hot babe at the bar who just told me to take a hike? Yeah, she's a lesbian. It's weird how often that happens.

4 comments:

Lindsay Stewart said...

maria should move to fort macmurray. no dancers, actors or gays there. just a lot of big filthy men making lots of money. i'm sure one of them has a school marm fantasy to fulfill.

Ti-Guy said...

What a catch. The last redneck in Stratford. Someone dip her in Lucite and put her in a museum somewhere.

E in MD said...

OMG LIBERAL GAY ACTORS! They won't stop running around doing everyone's hair and quoting Ben Johnson! The world is ending.


Good grief. You make it so that white people have to treat people of color with a modicum of respect and the whites just lose their damned minds.

Shut the fuck up you stupid nitwits. Cram your 'good values' up your ass and spin on them.

Sheena said...

How many of the profiles list toe-tapping bathroom sex as an interest?