Yeah, well, that's, um ... different.

In Leftie-bashing news, isn't it appalling how all those unhinged, deranged, moonbat leftards just plain celebrate the bad news coming out of Iraq and Afghanistan, what with people getting blown up and troops getting killed? It's almost as if they enjoy the carnage, because it gives them a chance to revel in their terrorist-loving ideology, just to make a point. Bastards.

In unrelated developments, more people have been murdered in Toronto. Whoo hoo! Slap my hand, dammit! High five! Yeah!

And after Brian's breathing returned to normal, he lit a cigarette.