Can a Medal of Freedom be far behind?

"Hey, Al ... you spent two and a half years being a greasy little fuck that lied to Congress, condoned torture, broke the law and embarrassingly politicized the Justice Department. What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to Disneyland!"

There's simply no way you can be a conservative and a failure at the same time, is there? Just ask Rachel Marsden.