The comedic potential here is endless, isn't it? Dick Man and his youthful, deranged ward, Weiner Boy.
Damn ... I think I just wet myself.
ACCESS DENIED? Are you serious? God Almighty, but the Right are a bunch of snivelling jamtarts, aren't they? Here, here's the opening ... that should be more than enough for your morning's shits and giggles.
That's it, Richard ... take legal advice and assistance from Werner Patels. What can possibly go wrong?
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Sorry CC, but the $500 offer was just too tempting.
In fairness, Werner IS something of an "expert" when it comes to sociopaths and psycopaths... being one himself.
CC, maybe you should get some tips from Werner about scrubbing the potentially dangerous content from your site, and relaunching your site to hide your criminally or otherwise liable acts.
I believe the term for this process is "archiving to save disk space".
I'm considering the Ann Coulter defense: "Geez, lighten up, I was only joking."
It seems to work for Ann.
Dick Evans, advised by Werner Patels. This has to set some kind of benchmark.
"I don't mind if things get rough" says young Werner, pushing a lank strand of thinning hair back into its precisely combed over position. He casts a sigh as he awaits a response from Rick, the rough hewn lad with the close cropped hair and the cocky strut.
I think that's the courting call of the way right loon, echoing across the lonesome prairie. Maybe that frisky Werner is hoping Richard will adopt a wide stance. Maybe it's the start of something beautiful and perfectly legal. Let there be violins!
I'm already having disturbing images of the accompanying feature-length movie, "Brokebrain Mountain."
"I don't mind if it gets rough," whispered Weiner to the Dick.
OK, that's enough to creep me out, I'm going to stop now.
a measly $500? You call that a bounty?
Frankly CC, I'd think you would feel insulted by this. After all his obsessing and cyberstalking, Dicky is only putting up a lousy $500. Piker.
CC: Stop. Now.
ROTFLMAO!!!
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