Crap crap crappity crap.

Dear Jeff: You need to warn me about upcoming shit like this. I would have enjoyed that, particularly since I have less than fond memories of Mr. Durston from his days back at the U of Manitoba -- he was an insufferable douchebag then, and I don't imagine that's changed in any meaningful way.

BONUS TRACK: If you need the one-minute introduction to the intellectual atrocity that is Mr. Kirk Durston, you won't find a better example than this. Frightening, isn't it?