Monday, February 01, 2010

I've been thinking of a career change.

Chronosynclastic infundibulum, baby!

(Wag of the tail to PZ.)


liberal supporter said...


PeBo said...

You have to be a vegetarian to measure sub molecular harmonic frequencies?

Hell I can't even THINK about quantum singularities without a Big Mac or a Pizza Hut Meat Lover's!

KEvron said...

you may laugh, but my friend, eyedoc333, a phd geneticist who has even designed her own cell (yes, a living cell, designed for use in research), is making that kind of measly scratch. thank god for us, some people do what they do because they love it.


Ti-Guy said...

"Psionic?" "Parascientific?"

If anything, the salary appears overly generous.

ThinkingManNeil said...

The yearly stipend is to be paid in standard 6.2x10^32Kg ingots of 150% pure Unobtainium

the rev. paperboy said...

Just make sure you don't cross the streams from the proton pack, that would be bad.

Backseat Blogger said...

I understood the words 'Research Associate' and I understood who I needed to apply to but everything else in the middle is total gibberish.

talk about specialty jargon.

Dr.Dawg said...

I'm weak in radioaesthetics, and for that I blame Richard Stursberg for dumbing down the CBC.

I wonder if the vegetarian thing is a deal-breaker? Also, "Benefits: None stated" is a serious concern.

But psionic hardware? My metier. In fact, I've turned by whole house into an orgone accumulator. That should count for something.