Saturday, November 08, 2008

"Well? I'm waiting!!"


Shorter whiny Blogging Tory JoJo: "Well? It's been 67 whole hours and Obama hasn't solved everything yet. Lazy, shiftless nigger."

BONUS TRACK
: The comments there are a real treat. Trust me. MaryT entertains as usual.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
: The stultifyingly ignorant JoJo whines about Obama's apparent lack of productivity, or even a plan, at 7:30 pm, November 7. So what was Obama doing that morning? Oh, look:

First, we need a rescue plan for the middle class that invests in immediate efforts to create jobs and provides relief to families that are watching their paychecks shrink and their life savings disappear. A particularly urgent priority is a further extension of unemployment insurance benefits for workers who cannot find work in the increasingly weak economy. A fiscal stimulus plan that will jump-start economic growth is long overdue - and we should get it done.

Second, we must address the spreading impact of the financial crisis on other sectors of our economy: small businesses that are struggling to meet their payrolls and finance their holiday inventories; and state and municipal governments facing devastating budget cuts and tax increases. We must also remember that the financial crisis is increasingly global and requires a global response.

The news coming out of the auto industry this week reminds us of the hardship it faces - hardship that goes far beyond individual auto companies to the countless suppliers, small businesses and communities throughout our nation who depend on a vibrant American auto industry. The auto industry is the backbone of American manufacturing and a critical part of our attempt to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. I would like to see the Administration do everything they can to accelerate the retooling assistance that Congress has already enacted. In addition, I have made it a high priority for my transition team to work on additional policy options to help the auto industry adjust, weather the financial crisis, and succeed in producing fuel-efficient cars here in the United States. I have asked my team to explore what we can do under current law and whether additional legislation will be needed for this purpose.

Third, we will review the implementation of this Administration's financial program to ensure that our government's efforts are achieving their central goal of stabilizing financial markets while protecting taxpayers, helping homeowners and not unduly rewarding the management of financial firms that are receiving government assistance. It is critical that the Treasury work closely with the FDIC, HUD and other government agencies to use the substantial authority they already have to help families avoid foreclosure and stay in their homes.


Yes, JoJo really is that unconscionably lazy and ignorant. But she's a Blogging Tory -- it goes with the territory.

DEAR GOD, THE BURNING STUPID: The comments section over at JoJo's really is indescribably moronic. On the one hand, you have screechy douchebags like JoJo, whining about how Obama hasn't actually accomplished anything in the 67 hours since his win and how "The buck now stops with Obama" and why the fuck hasn't he taken charge and solved all of America's problems yet while, on the other hand, you have retarded dumbfucks like NeilD, who seems a bit miffed that Obama is (you guessed it) doing stuff and talking about stuff and why the hell is he doing that shit and can't he just keep his mouth shut until he's actually Prez?

I want these people sterilized. Humanely, but sterilized nonetheless. We can't afford any more of them walking around, masquerading as humans.

17 comments:

Red Tory said...

And there I was under the impression that he didn't actually become president until next year!

Didn't they tell JFK to "go fishing" or something while he waited to take office? Ah, the good old days...

sooey said...

I couldn't link to the page. Now I'll never know what reason #13412340114397817 is for MaryT not wanting a black person to be President.

Ti-Guy said...

Be grateful. A whole lot of stupid going on there.

These people shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Ti-Guy said...

Re update: I know we've been joking about eliminationism...haw haw haw...but I find forced sterilisation to be really repulsive and hard to laugh at. It's physical mutilation, which people are expected to live with afterwards. That's just too cruel. Besides, it's not necessarily a genetic thing with these dumbos.

CC said...

You're right, Ti-Guy -- joking about forced sterilization was definitely crossing the line. That's something we'll leave to the Blogging Tories. It's really more their style.

CC said...

I take it back, Ti-Guy -- I want MaryT sterilized. Now, if not sooner.

Ti-Guy said...

You notice how Sandry Crux, in her role as "the adult" refers vaguely to the bad attitude of "commenters" when she's probably referring to that idiot. Why are they all afraid to call out the retard directly? Has MaryT got photos of JoJo or Crocky in compromising positions or something?

That's what has always bugged me about Conservatives...they don't mentor each other...they re-inforce each others delusions, which leads to a clinical condition known as "shared psychotic disorder." I'm convinced this is what is underpinning the odd beliefs of these weirdos...poorly socialised, under-educated and isolated in their suburban and rural redoubts, they find each other, and more importantly, socialise, online and become, in clinical terms, shnutz!

I'm seeing a class action suit against Stephen Taylor in the future.

sooey said...

She should start a blog and call it, "Your Racist Grandma - Beyond the Grave"

Southern Quebec said...

Good old MaryT! She says Obama visited all 57 states. Go Mary! She went to the Sarah Palin School of Geography.

(My WV is ingest) :)

Mike said...

So if they are pissed that Obama hasn't done anything in the 67 hours since he was elected, but a full 70 odd days before he actually becomes President, they must be really pissed that 8 years of Bush, 6 of which the Republicans controlled the House, the Senate AND the Presidency, not only didn't solve the problems, but actually created most of them.

Right?

Right?

Isn't MaryT the woman who screams at people at the corner of Younge and Eglinton?

WV: "consain" -- yep

Somena Woman said...

I honestly don't know how you guys do it... I've purposefully just stayed the heck away from any BT website since the election because I know it's just going to be filled with irrational crazy hatred. Who needs that poison in their life?

You guys deserve a fucking medal for being willing to read this crap.

sooey said...

I just read CC's crap and guess the rest, somena woman.

Ti-Guy said...

I honestly don't know how you guys do it...

I read Sadly, No! and Aliculblog as antidotes. We still don't have that kind of satire in the Canadian blogosphere or the mainstream media (with the exception of Rick Mercer, but he's still too nice); our politics are still too earnest for that and we're really not accustomed to that kind of ugliness and irrationality. Also, we don't let people like Ann Coulter go on the teevee. Even Ezra Levant barely presentable.

wv: "enation."

sooey said...

He's taller than you'd think in person. I passed him on the street in Ottawa when he was here machinating during the election. He smiled at me, too, with that, "Yes, indeed. It is I. Ezra" kind of smile.

I shivered. In that hair raising on the back of your neck way.

"snesses"

CC said...

Mike:

It's actually funnier than that, since these are the same people who are currently suggesting that George W. Bush will be eventually proven correct. That is, even though Bush, right this minute, appears to be an incompetent cretin, history will prove him right. We just need to wait. Can't rush this legacy thing. Gotta be patient. Might take years, ya know?

On the other hand, Obama's had three whole days and what's he done? Sweet dick all. What a total fucking loser.

Honestly, the cognitive dissonance would be crippling if these idiots were capable of thought.

liberal supporter said...

Good old MaryT! She says Obama visited all 57 states. Go Mary! She went to the Sarah Palin School of Geography.

No, SQ. maryt was sniggering, as usual, about the nigger misspeaking.

Sarah Palin was the one who didn't know Africa is a continent. I think she was confused from all the cramming she had to do for making sure her President is continent.

Cameron Campbell said...

They are all mentally ill and to be pitied.