"Well? I'm waiting!!"

Shorter whiny Blogging Tory JoJo: "Well? It's been 67 whole hours and Obama hasn't solved everything yet. Lazy, shiftless nigger."

BONUS TRACK: The comments there are a real treat. Trust me. MaryT entertains as usual.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: The stultifyingly ignorant JoJo whines about Obama's apparent lack of productivity, or even a plan, at 7:30 pm, November 7. So what was Obama doing that morning? Oh, look:

First, we need a rescue plan for the middle class that invests in immediate efforts to create jobs and provides relief to families that are watching their paychecks shrink and their life savings disappear. A particularly urgent priority is a further extension of unemployment insurance benefits for workers who cannot find work in the increasingly weak economy. A fiscal stimulus plan that will jump-start economic growth is long overdue - and we should get it done.

Second, we must address the spreading impact of the financial crisis on other sectors of our economy: small businesses that are struggling to meet their payrolls and finance their holiday inventories; and state and municipal governments facing devastating budget cuts and tax increases. We must also remember that the financial crisis is increasingly global and requires a global response.

The news coming out of the auto industry this week reminds us of the hardship it faces - hardship that goes far beyond individual auto companies to the countless suppliers, small businesses and communities throughout our nation who depend on a vibrant American auto industry. The auto industry is the backbone of American manufacturing and a critical part of our attempt to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. I would like to see the Administration do everything they can to accelerate the retooling assistance that Congress has already enacted. In addition, I have made it a high priority for my transition team to work on additional policy options to help the auto industry adjust, weather the financial crisis, and succeed in producing fuel-efficient cars here in the United States. I have asked my team to explore what we can do under current law and whether additional legislation will be needed for this purpose.

Third, we will review the implementation of this Administration's financial program to ensure that our government's efforts are achieving their central goal of stabilizing financial markets while protecting taxpayers, helping homeowners and not unduly rewarding the management of financial firms that are receiving government assistance. It is critical that the Treasury work closely with the FDIC, HUD and other government agencies to use the substantial authority they already have to help families avoid foreclosure and stay in their homes.

Yes, JoJo really is that unconscionably lazy and ignorant. But she's a Blogging Tory -- it goes with the territory.

DEAR GOD, THE BURNING STUPID: The comments section over at JoJo's really is indescribably moronic. On the one hand, you have screechy douchebags like JoJo, whining about how Obama hasn't actually accomplished anything in the 67 hours since his win and how "The buck now stops with Obama" and why the fuck hasn't he taken charge and solved all of America's problems yet while, on the other hand, you have retarded dumbfucks like NeilD, who seems a bit miffed that Obama is (you guessed it) doing stuff and talking about stuff and why the hell is he doing that shit and can't he just keep his mouth shut until he's actually Prez?

I want these people sterilized. Humanely, but sterilized nonetheless. We can't afford any more of them walking around, masquerading as humans.