Tuesday, March 27, 2007

It worked so well before, didn't it?

Abu Gonzo is going to get to the bottom of this ... or else:

“If I find out that, in fact, any of these decisions were motivated, the recommendations to me were motivated for improper reasons to interfere with the public corruption case, there will be swift and — there will be swift and decisive action. I can assure you that.”

Yeah ... about that administration track record:

Q Given -- given recent developments in the CIA leak case, particularly Vice President Cheney's discussions with the investigators, do you still stand by what you said several months ago, a suggestion that it might be difficult to identify anybody who leaked the agent's name?

THE PRESIDENT: That's up to --

Q And, and, do you stand by your pledge to fire anyone found to have done so?

THE PRESIDENT: Yes. And that's up to the U.S. Attorney to find the facts.

In other news, former football star O. J. Simpson vowed to find the real killers, from his current location somewhere near the 15th green.

1 comment:

Zorpheous said...

Ya, my bestest friend in the whole world, Gonzo, is going to rat out my Administration. Why? Because he is so honest and upstanding and would never ever do anything like lie or anything like that,... Honest!