Wednesday, March 21, 2007

How not to sell a book

I hesitate to give a proper link, but if your stomach is not as surly as mine has been these last few days, go have a laugh at spaceark.net. Don't tell him I sent you. If you can stop laughing long enough to send him a note, please forward copies of his responses to the comments. Oh dear, oh dear.

5 comments:

Paladiea said...

Ah. My eyes! They burn!

And people told me MY site was hard to read! *pout*

mk said...

On the plus side, I think his description of his book gets a passing grade. After all, he managed to include the words "virgin" and "sacred mystery of Creation" in it.

pretty shaved ape said...

paladiea, your site is easy enough to read, i just squint at the first title and then read the rest. and i'm a total sucker for outer space images, hubble i presume.

Robert said...

He lost me at "metriculated" (sic).

Crabgrass said...

I noticed that on a couple of statements he forgot to use exclamation points. Must've been tired.