It is physically not possible for me to ingest enough hallucinogens to comment intelligently on this:
By far one of my favorite political personalities is United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld. The old warhorse is revered by US military personnel, ...
And no, I didn't read any further. Believe me, that was enough.
AFTERTHOUGHT: It is possible that I've been punk'd again and that that article is pure parody. That would make a lot more sense than trying to believe that someone wrote it in all seriousness.