The enlightenment -- it burns, it burns!!
A Colorado geography teacher “was placed on paid administrative on the second day of school for hanging several flags from other countries [China and Mexico] in his classroom.” The teacher said he hung the flags “as reference tools for world geography,” but under Colorado law it is illegal to permanently display foreign flags in public schools.
Not to worry. It's Colorado -- they make up for their ignorance in world geography with their ignorance in biological evolution.
"A CU grad, huh? Cool. Yeah, I'll have fries with that, thanks."