Friday, August 25, 2006

Life is like a box of stupid.


Alternative Kathleen Parker: "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot."

1 comment:

thwap said...

More of this bullshit:

"I was the guest of a guest, and welcomed the opportunity to observe the president in his natural habitat.

What I witnessed was revealing. Not only was the man fluent in the English language and intellectually agile, he was knowledgeable on a wide range of subjects raised during a 90-minute Q&A. Someone apparently had been slipping intellectual-curiosity tablets into Bush's cola.

Toward the end, one of the guests said, "Mr. President, I think if Americans could hear you speak the way you have today, you'd have a 95 percent approval rating.''

I think that's almost true. Not 95 percent, obviously, but he'd surely have a higher than 30 percent approval rating were he better able to explain what he's thinking. Bush does know; he just can't seem to say."

Yeah, right. Just like another Bigfoot sighting. Or the fish that got away. "You've got to believe me! I've seen bush's intelligence! It's huge!"

"S-u-r-e it is! S-U-R-E it is!"