Blogging and dirty words
According to private e-mail from a reader, my occasional use of some of the seven deadly words means that overly-prissy, public access browsers will sometimes refuse to share my radiant wisdom with the teeming masses. Fine. As a solution, I've decided that, when I want to let loose, I will use carefully chosen code words and phrases to get my point across.
As an example, when I want to use the phrase "sleazy, anorexic, racist, intolerant, cross-gender slut and cheap hooker," I will instead write "Ann Coulter".
Rather than describe someone as a "power-hungry, fascistic, egomaniacal, holier-than-thou, vengeful, vindictive asshole," I will simply write "Tom DeLay".
When I'm feeling the overwhelming urge to write "insufferable, full-of-himself, condescending, patronizing prick and complete fuckwad," well, that's the time to instead write "Donald Rumsfeld".
And, finally, when the situation screams to portray someone as a "simpering, simian, pantywaist, pretend-dress-up, coward chickenhawk and world-class anger management failure and jackass," well ... you can take it from there, I'm sure.
The Canadian Cynic. Striving for brevity and moral purity in a world full of Republican assholes.
Monday, October 11, 2004
Sunday, October 10, 2004
The New York Times reaches a new journalistic low. Really.
You have to read this piece over at Eschaton, which describes how NYT ombudsman and general fuckwad Daniel Okrent (you know, the guy who's supposed to be representing the readers of the paper) took a private e-mail sent to NYT colleague (and fellow fuckwad) Adam Nagourney, and chastised it publicly.
At the bottom of Okrent's typical self-stroking swill, we read:
But before I turn over the podium, I do want you to know just how debased the level of discourse has become. When a reporter receives an e-mail message that says, "I hope your kid gets his head blown off in a Republican war," a limit has been passed.
That's what a coward named Steve Schwenk, from San Francisco, wrote to national political correspondent Adam Nagourney several days ago because Nagourney wrote something Schwenk considered (if such a person is capable of consideration) pro-Bush. Some women reporters regularly receive sexual insults and threats. As nasty as critics on the right can get (plenty nasty), the left seems to be winning the vileness derby this year. Maybe the bloggers who encourage their readers to send this sort of thing to The Times might want to ask them instead to say it in public. I don't think they'd dare.
So despite the fact that Okrent, the paper's ombudsman, is supposed to be representing the readers, he sees no problem in taking a private communication to someone else at the paper, and violating the letter writer's privacy in his column.
It's amusing to read how Okrent thinks that this represents a new low in discourse. From the excerpt of the e-mail, Schwenk isn't threatening Nagourney as far as I can tell. Rather, he seems to be making a pretty direct and potent criticism of Nagourney, who is just one of those hypocritical chickenhawk pro-Bush journalists who thinks the invasion of Iraq has always been just peachy keen, as long as it's someone else that's doing the sacrificing, fighting and dying.
And a new low in the level of discourse? Okrent has some rather odd ideas of what constitutes debased discourse. Apparently, he's not overly concerned about the vile utterings of right-wing screech harpy Ann Coulter, when she accuses the entire political left of treason. Apparently, it doesn't bother him when high-profile conservatives publicly say things like:
Apparently, however, none of the above bothers Okrent, who thinks a new low in political discourse is attained by a private e-mail from a pissed off reader to a journalist. Go figure.
Now, what do I personally think of Schwenk's note? Personally, I really don't care one way or the other. It's none of my business what passes as private e-mail between two consenting adults. If Nagourney is too much of a cry-baby to handle criticism, he should find another job.
But what's appalling is Okrent's hanging Schwenk out in public for that private e-mail. Let's be clear. This has nothing to do with the level of discourse. It has everything to do with the NYT giving a warning to anyone who might be unhappy with their wretched journalism these days -- that warning being: don't complain and don't criticize, even privately, or we'll do our best to humiliate you in front of the world.
And if this offends you, you might want to drop a note to the Times at public@nytimes.com and let them know what you think. But if I were you, I'd be careful what I write. If you know what I mean.
ADDENDUM: Yes, the left-leaning blogosphere is definitely up in arms regarding that embarrassment to two-legged, carbon-based life forms, NYT ombudsweasel Daniel Okrent. Roger Ailes takes a good swipe at him here.
You have to read this piece over at Eschaton, which describes how NYT ombudsman and general fuckwad Daniel Okrent (you know, the guy who's supposed to be representing the readers of the paper) took a private e-mail sent to NYT colleague (and fellow fuckwad) Adam Nagourney, and chastised it publicly.
At the bottom of Okrent's typical self-stroking swill, we read:
But before I turn over the podium, I do want you to know just how debased the level of discourse has become. When a reporter receives an e-mail message that says, "I hope your kid gets his head blown off in a Republican war," a limit has been passed.
That's what a coward named Steve Schwenk, from San Francisco, wrote to national political correspondent Adam Nagourney several days ago because Nagourney wrote something Schwenk considered (if such a person is capable of consideration) pro-Bush. Some women reporters regularly receive sexual insults and threats. As nasty as critics on the right can get (plenty nasty), the left seems to be winning the vileness derby this year. Maybe the bloggers who encourage their readers to send this sort of thing to The Times might want to ask them instead to say it in public. I don't think they'd dare.
So despite the fact that Okrent, the paper's ombudsman, is supposed to be representing the readers, he sees no problem in taking a private communication to someone else at the paper, and violating the letter writer's privacy in his column.
It's amusing to read how Okrent thinks that this represents a new low in discourse. From the excerpt of the e-mail, Schwenk isn't threatening Nagourney as far as I can tell. Rather, he seems to be making a pretty direct and potent criticism of Nagourney, who is just one of those hypocritical chickenhawk pro-Bush journalists who thinks the invasion of Iraq has always been just peachy keen, as long as it's someone else that's doing the sacrificing, fighting and dying.
And a new low in the level of discourse? Okrent has some rather odd ideas of what constitutes debased discourse. Apparently, he's not overly concerned about the vile utterings of right-wing screech harpy Ann Coulter, when she accuses the entire political left of treason. Apparently, it doesn't bother him when high-profile conservatives publicly say things like:
- "Get rid of [Clinton]. Impeach him, censure him, assassinate him." (Rep. Janes Hansen, R - Utah, 1998)
- "We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs." (Sen. Phil Gramm, R - Texas, 1995)
- "I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so can have two on every campus -- living fossils -- so we will never forget what these people stood for." (Rush Limbaugh, Denver Post, 1995).
Apparently, however, none of the above bothers Okrent, who thinks a new low in political discourse is attained by a private e-mail from a pissed off reader to a journalist. Go figure.
Now, what do I personally think of Schwenk's note? Personally, I really don't care one way or the other. It's none of my business what passes as private e-mail between two consenting adults. If Nagourney is too much of a cry-baby to handle criticism, he should find another job.
But what's appalling is Okrent's hanging Schwenk out in public for that private e-mail. Let's be clear. This has nothing to do with the level of discourse. It has everything to do with the NYT giving a warning to anyone who might be unhappy with their wretched journalism these days -- that warning being: don't complain and don't criticize, even privately, or we'll do our best to humiliate you in front of the world.
And if this offends you, you might want to drop a note to the Times at public@nytimes.com and let them know what you think. But if I were you, I'd be careful what I write. If you know what I mean.
ADDENDUM: Yes, the left-leaning blogosphere is definitely up in arms regarding that embarrassment to two-legged, carbon-based life forms, NYT ombudsweasel Daniel Okrent. Roger Ailes takes a good swipe at him here.
Saturday, October 09, 2004
Having a bad day?
Every so often, when your life is turning into shit, it's tough to look presidential.
Every so often, when your life is turning into shit, it's tough to look presidential.
Dear Senator Kerry: Would you please just kick some ^&#@*&@# ass already?
More on this topic later, but if you want an idea of what I'm talking about, let me recommend this.
More on this topic later, but if you want an idea of what I'm talking about, let me recommend this.
"Journalist" Robert Novak: craptacular once again!
Regarding the second Presidential debate, there's how the minimally sane, functionally sentient members of the human race saw it. And then there's how hack Bob Novak saw it.
Bob Novak: sleazy, dishonest, biased, right-wing douchebag for partisanship.
POSTSCRIPT: There's something worth appreciating about the report card at the link above. Given that Paul Begala represents the left, and Novak the (wingnut, lunatic fringe, incoherent) right, you would expect that, naturally, Begala would score the debate in Kerry's favour, while Novak would lean the other way.
But look closely.
Begala seems to be at least trying to remain objective, by giving Kerry only a moderate edge in both categories: A+/A- for content, and a bigger edge of A/B- for delivery. Novak, apparently watching a different debate entirely and trying out some brand new meds, gives it to Bush B/C for content, and an equally wide margin of A/B for delivery. So who has the better grip on reality?
Well, just take a look at the average grading from the 200,000+ CNN.com users: a resounding victory for Kerry -- B+/C+ for content and A-/C+ for delivery -- a bigger stomping than even the left-wing, liberal Begala judged it.
Think about that.
You'd expect that, with their partisan leanings, Begala and Novak would both lean fairly far in their respective directions, while the general public would act as a modifier and fall somewhere in the middle. But the public, astonishingly, gave the debate to Kerry by an even larger margin than the left-wing Begala. This is an amazing result. It means that Begala was pretty much falling over himself to be fair to Bush. It also means that Novak is a complete idiot who can't even pretend to be objective anymore. Colour me shocked.
Regarding the second Presidential debate, there's how the minimally sane, functionally sentient members of the human race saw it. And then there's how hack Bob Novak saw it.
Bob Novak: sleazy, dishonest, biased, right-wing douchebag for partisanship.
POSTSCRIPT: There's something worth appreciating about the report card at the link above. Given that Paul Begala represents the left, and Novak the (wingnut, lunatic fringe, incoherent) right, you would expect that, naturally, Begala would score the debate in Kerry's favour, while Novak would lean the other way.
But look closely.
Begala seems to be at least trying to remain objective, by giving Kerry only a moderate edge in both categories: A+/A- for content, and a bigger edge of A/B- for delivery. Novak, apparently watching a different debate entirely and trying out some brand new meds, gives it to Bush B/C for content, and an equally wide margin of A/B for delivery. So who has the better grip on reality?
Well, just take a look at the average grading from the 200,000+ CNN.com users: a resounding victory for Kerry -- B+/C+ for content and A-/C+ for delivery -- a bigger stomping than even the left-wing, liberal Begala judged it.
Think about that.
You'd expect that, with their partisan leanings, Begala and Novak would both lean fairly far in their respective directions, while the general public would act as a modifier and fall somewhere in the middle. But the public, astonishingly, gave the debate to Kerry by an even larger margin than the left-wing Begala. This is an amazing result. It means that Begala was pretty much falling over himself to be fair to Bush. It also means that Novak is a complete idiot who can't even pretend to be objective anymore. Colour me shocked.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Bush defends invasion of Iraq, describes threat of "weapons of mass hunger"
In this online article over at Yahoo news, we have the Bush administration working their way down the list of rationales for invading Iraq:
WASHINGTON - President Bush and his vice president conceded Thursday in the clearest terms yet that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, even as they tried to shift the Iraq war debate to a new issue — whether the invasion was justified because Saddam was abusing a U.N. oil-for-food program.
Explained Bush, "You have to understand just what kind of terrorist madman we're dealing with here, one that would blatantly bend the rules just to get food to his starving people. I think it's critical to realize how important it was to confront hungry Iraqis over there, on our own terms, before we had hungry Iraqis on the streets of our home towns. I mean, we already have enough hungry people here and, really, they're kind of annoying. If you know what I mean."
When asked why it wouldn't have been simpler to save the $200 billion the war has already cost and just give the Iraqis some food, Bush responded, "I don't get it. How exactly would that work?"
In this online article over at Yahoo news, we have the Bush administration working their way down the list of rationales for invading Iraq:
WASHINGTON - President Bush and his vice president conceded Thursday in the clearest terms yet that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, even as they tried to shift the Iraq war debate to a new issue — whether the invasion was justified because Saddam was abusing a U.N. oil-for-food program.
Explained Bush, "You have to understand just what kind of terrorist madman we're dealing with here, one that would blatantly bend the rules just to get food to his starving people. I think it's critical to realize how important it was to confront hungry Iraqis over there, on our own terms, before we had hungry Iraqis on the streets of our home towns. I mean, we already have enough hungry people here and, really, they're kind of annoying. If you know what I mean."
When asked why it wouldn't have been simpler to save the $200 billion the war has already cost and just give the Iraqis some food, Bush responded, "I don't get it. How exactly would that work?"
Vote Republican or your kids will be killed
From this article over at Yahoo news:
Education officials in six states were put on notice last month that a computer disc found in Iraq over the summer contained photos, floor plans and other information about schools in their districts, two U.S. government officials said.
The downloaded data the U.S. military found in July — all publicly available on the Internet — included an Education Department report guiding schools on how to prepare and respond to a crisis, one official said Thursday, speaking on condition of anonymity...
When asked about the credibility of this suspiciously timely information in a press gaggle, White House spokesreptile Scott McClellan was clearly close to being overcome with emotion.
"It's horrible," he said, choking back tears, "the thought of the evil terrorists targeting innocent American children, right here on our own streets. But that's not the worst of it."
Continued McClellan, "It was that second disk that was even more upsetting, the one containing names and addresses of all registered Democrats in the bitterly-contested, all-important swing states, along with the names of their children and which schools they attend. And the careful plans those terrorists have of monitoring the polling stations on election day, and recording which Democrats turn out to vote and ... and ... going to their kids' schools and parking across the street in a rented Ryder truck and, Heaven help us, shooting those kids with high-powered rifles! Oh, Lord, the humanity!" At which point, McClellan had to be escorted from the stage, sobbing uncontrollably.
In a related development, Vice-president Dick Cheney, during a stump speech in Ohio, was quoted as saying, "I'm sad to have to tell you about a disturbing development in the war on terror, where this summer we found a computer disk in Iraq that contained photos and floor plans of ... oh, fuck it, vote for us or I'll kill your children, OK?"
From this article over at Yahoo news:
Education officials in six states were put on notice last month that a computer disc found in Iraq over the summer contained photos, floor plans and other information about schools in their districts, two U.S. government officials said.
The downloaded data the U.S. military found in July — all publicly available on the Internet — included an Education Department report guiding schools on how to prepare and respond to a crisis, one official said Thursday, speaking on condition of anonymity...
When asked about the credibility of this suspiciously timely information in a press gaggle, White House spokesreptile Scott McClellan was clearly close to being overcome with emotion.
"It's horrible," he said, choking back tears, "the thought of the evil terrorists targeting innocent American children, right here on our own streets. But that's not the worst of it."
Continued McClellan, "It was that second disk that was even more upsetting, the one containing names and addresses of all registered Democrats in the bitterly-contested, all-important swing states, along with the names of their children and which schools they attend. And the careful plans those terrorists have of monitoring the polling stations on election day, and recording which Democrats turn out to vote and ... and ... going to their kids' schools and parking across the street in a rented Ryder truck and, Heaven help us, shooting those kids with high-powered rifles! Oh, Lord, the humanity!" At which point, McClellan had to be escorted from the stage, sobbing uncontrollably.
In a related development, Vice-president Dick Cheney, during a stump speech in Ohio, was quoted as saying, "I'm sad to have to tell you about a disturbing development in the war on terror, where this summer we found a computer disk in Iraq that contained photos and floor plans of ... oh, fuck it, vote for us or I'll kill your children, OK?"
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Oh, yes! Thank you, Lord, thank you!
If there is anything resembling justice in the universe, NY Times hack journalist and weapons-of-mass-destruction groupie Judith Miller might be going to jail. And if that happens, can we arrange to have her share a cell with Martha Stewart? I really want Miller to suffer.
Yes, oh yes, oh yesssssssss ...
If there is anything resembling justice in the universe, NY Times hack journalist and weapons-of-mass-destruction groupie Judith Miller might be going to jail. And if that happens, can we arrange to have her share a cell with Martha Stewart? I really want Miller to suffer.
Yes, oh yes, oh yesssssssss ...
Republicans -- restoring honour and integrity to the political process
Well, OK, not all of them. I'm sure the law-and-order, morally-upstanding members of the GOP will do the right thing and start demanding DeLay's head on a platter any minute now. Yessir, any minute now. Just you wait. Any minute now ...
Well, OK, not all of them. I'm sure the law-and-order, morally-upstanding members of the GOP will do the right thing and start demanding DeLay's head on a platter any minute now. Yessir, any minute now. Just you wait. Any minute now ...
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Economic and business profs not big fans of BushCo
No, really.
UPDATE: In response to the comment, yes, the letter is legitimate. Through the "whois" domain registry, I located that domain's administrator and sent an e-mail. In short order, I recieved the following e-mail in reply:
Dear [Me]:
The open letter is legitimate. To confirm it, you could call the
information office at Harvard Business School. You could call my office,
but I won't be in tomorrow. Alternatively, you could call the office of
Debora Spar or David Moss, both signers and professors at Harvard Business
School. Or, for that matter, any other signer on the list.
The letter is also the subject of an article in this morning's Financial
Times, page 5.
Let me know if there is anything else you would like to know.
Sincerely,
Louis T. Wells
Herbert F. Johnson Professor of International Management
Harvard Business School
I'd say that pretty much erases any doubt. Here at the Canadian Cynic, we aim to please.
No, really.
UPDATE: In response to the comment, yes, the letter is legitimate. Through the "whois" domain registry, I located that domain's administrator and sent an e-mail. In short order, I recieved the following e-mail in reply:
Dear [Me]:
The open letter is legitimate. To confirm it, you could call the
information office at Harvard Business School. You could call my office,
but I won't be in tomorrow. Alternatively, you could call the office of
Debora Spar or David Moss, both signers and professors at Harvard Business
School. Or, for that matter, any other signer on the list.
The letter is also the subject of an article in this morning's Financial
Times, page 5.
Let me know if there is anything else you would like to know.
Sincerely,
Louis T. Wells
Herbert F. Johnson Professor of International Management
Harvard Business School
I'd say that pretty much erases any doubt. Here at the Canadian Cynic, we aim to please.
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Holy crap! Paul Krugman uses the "L" word!
In this article by the NY Times' Paul Krugman (reproduced over at truthout), we have the jaw-dropping accusation:
Last week President Bush found himself defending his record on national security without his usual protective cocoon of loyalty-tested audiences and cowed reporters. And the sound you heard was the scales' falling from millions of eyes.
Trying to undo the damage, Mr. Bush is now telling those loyalty-tested audiences that Senator John Kerry's use of the phrase "global test" means that he "would give foreign governments veto power over our national security decisions." He's lying, of course, as anyone can confirm by looking at what Mr. Kerry actually said.
Mother of God, Krugman finally let it go and used the "L" word. Bush lied. Not "exaggerated", not "embellished", not "hyped", not "deliberately misled" or "deceived". He lied. Hard to believe that the editors at the world's most overrated newspaper would let this get through, but there it is.
I'll just bet the right-wing attack machine is having kittens at the moment, and gearing up to savage the Times as we speak. There just has to be some fallout from this.
In this article by the NY Times' Paul Krugman (reproduced over at truthout), we have the jaw-dropping accusation:
Last week President Bush found himself defending his record on national security without his usual protective cocoon of loyalty-tested audiences and cowed reporters. And the sound you heard was the scales' falling from millions of eyes.
Trying to undo the damage, Mr. Bush is now telling those loyalty-tested audiences that Senator John Kerry's use of the phrase "global test" means that he "would give foreign governments veto power over our national security decisions." He's lying, of course, as anyone can confirm by looking at what Mr. Kerry actually said.
Mother of God, Krugman finally let it go and used the "L" word. Bush lied. Not "exaggerated", not "embellished", not "hyped", not "deliberately misled" or "deceived". He lied. Hard to believe that the editors at the world's most overrated newspaper would let this get through, but there it is.
I'll just bet the right-wing attack machine is having kittens at the moment, and gearing up to savage the Times as we speak. There just has to be some fallout from this.
$7.4 trillion in national debt, and growing. And your problem with that is?
From this article at Yahoo News:
WASHINGTON - The government should hit the national debt's $7.4 trillion ceiling this month, and the Bush administration told Congress again Monday it should raise the limit...
When exactly did the phrase "fiscally conservative" take on a totally different meaning? Just curious.
From this article at Yahoo News:
WASHINGTON - The government should hit the national debt's $7.4 trillion ceiling this month, and the Bush administration told Congress again Monday it should raise the limit...
When exactly did the phrase "fiscally conservative" take on a totally different meaning? Just curious.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Howard Kurtz, debasing journalism yet again
From over at MediaMatters, we have Howie the Putz showing his true colors when he asks the mindless question:
"Does this media verdict [about Senator John Kerry's performance in the first debate] have anything to do with maybe reporters being closet liberals, or even rooting for a closer race?"
No, Howie. They just hate America, that's all.
From over at MediaMatters, we have Howie the Putz showing his true colors when he asks the mindless question:
"Does this media verdict [about Senator John Kerry's performance in the first debate] have anything to do with maybe reporters being closet liberals, or even rooting for a closer race?"
No, Howie. They just hate America, that's all.
Wait, wait ... let me rephrase that
As Atrios posts here, an excerpt from a Bob Herbert piece in the NY Times, in which George Dubya waxes sanctimonious:
"The enemy attacked us, Jim, and I have a solemn duty to protect the American people, to do everything I can to protect us."
Added Bush quickly, "Well, OK, maybe not everything. Maybe not reading Presidential Daily Briefings entitled Bin Laden determined to attack within the United States. I mean, come on, be reasonable."
As Atrios posts here, an excerpt from a Bob Herbert piece in the NY Times, in which George Dubya waxes sanctimonious:
"The enemy attacked us, Jim, and I have a solemn duty to protect the American people, to do everything I can to protect us."
Added Bush quickly, "Well, OK, maybe not everything. Maybe not reading Presidential Daily Briefings entitled Bin Laden determined to attack within the United States. I mean, come on, be reasonable."
Saturday, October 02, 2004
MSNBC's Eleanor Clift -- still as stupid and dishonest as ever
Given that others in the blogosphere are pointing at this piece by MSNBC's Eleanor Clift as a commendable slap upside the head of George W. McFlightSuit, it pains me just a little to suggest that it's still annoyingly dishonest swill in places.
Let's start with:
The president had the air of a man who couldn’t bother being there. Response shots aired by the networks captured his smirking dismay at his rival’s answers, much the way Al Gore sighed in disgust at Bush four years ago.
Oh, rubbish. There's a world of difference between the two. Gore's sighing in the 2000 debates was deliberate -- he was trying explicitly to get across the point that he was exasperated with Bush's constant dissembling. It may be arguable whether this strategy was a good idea, but it's not arguable that he was doing it on purpose. It's hard to argue that Dubya was deliberately acting like an uninformed, petulant buffoon. (Unless this is some dynamite new, rope-a-dope tactic with which I am unfamiliar.)
But Clift really gripes my wagger when she writes:
This was Kerry’s best performance since, perhaps, ever. Like Lazarus, he is back from the dead. He energized his own Democratic base, which had begun to drift away in despair. Democrats now believe he has a chance to win.
And why, pray tell, would there have been all this doom and gloom in the Democratic camp in the first place? Perhaps because worthless pundits like Clift have subjected Kerry to merciless pounding month after month (Swift Boat vets, flip-flopping, the young female intern smear, and so on), while giving Bush pretty much a free ride. So it's pretty maddening for someone like Clift to express any kind of astonishment that, holy cow, that Kerry guy, he's pretty good, he may have something here, he may not be dead and buried after all.
That's right. And it's no thanks to hacks like Clift, who seem to have decided that, hey, maybe now's a good time to start acting like real journalists. A bit late for that.
Given that others in the blogosphere are pointing at this piece by MSNBC's Eleanor Clift as a commendable slap upside the head of George W. McFlightSuit, it pains me just a little to suggest that it's still annoyingly dishonest swill in places.
Let's start with:
The president had the air of a man who couldn’t bother being there. Response shots aired by the networks captured his smirking dismay at his rival’s answers, much the way Al Gore sighed in disgust at Bush four years ago.
Oh, rubbish. There's a world of difference between the two. Gore's sighing in the 2000 debates was deliberate -- he was trying explicitly to get across the point that he was exasperated with Bush's constant dissembling. It may be arguable whether this strategy was a good idea, but it's not arguable that he was doing it on purpose. It's hard to argue that Dubya was deliberately acting like an uninformed, petulant buffoon. (Unless this is some dynamite new, rope-a-dope tactic with which I am unfamiliar.)
But Clift really gripes my wagger when she writes:
This was Kerry’s best performance since, perhaps, ever. Like Lazarus, he is back from the dead. He energized his own Democratic base, which had begun to drift away in despair. Democrats now believe he has a chance to win.
And why, pray tell, would there have been all this doom and gloom in the Democratic camp in the first place? Perhaps because worthless pundits like Clift have subjected Kerry to merciless pounding month after month (Swift Boat vets, flip-flopping, the young female intern smear, and so on), while giving Bush pretty much a free ride. So it's pretty maddening for someone like Clift to express any kind of astonishment that, holy cow, that Kerry guy, he's pretty good, he may have something here, he may not be dead and buried after all.
That's right. And it's no thanks to hacks like Clift, who seem to have decided that, hey, maybe now's a good time to start acting like real journalists. A bit late for that.
Wickedly edgy humour that you should be reading
If you've never read "The Boondocks", you really should make it part of your daily online menu, over at ucomics. That and For Better or Worse, Fox Trot and Non Sequitur.
If you've never read "The Boondocks", you really should make it part of your daily online menu, over at ucomics. That and For Better or Worse, Fox Trot and Non Sequitur.
Too damn funny ... a teenager's take on the debate
Just read it. Doesn't that just sum up everything you've ever thought about Dubya?
Just read it. Doesn't that just sum up everything you've ever thought about Dubya?
"The debate? No big deal, wasn't that important. Sincerely, the lunatic right."
TBogg gets it exactly right, describing how the neocon, right-wing nutbar fringe built up the first debate as incredibly monumental, earth-shattering, a pivotal point in modern politics and perhaps in the evolution of the universe ... and then, in hindsight, decided that, well, hell, maybe it wasn't that big a deal after all, who cares, it's not like these debates mean anything, etc., etc.
The best part is where TBogg describes one of the perpetrators of this about-face as "the one who gets shot down at the bar by the hot babe and comes back and tells his friends that she's 'probably a lesbian.'" Yeah, that analogy works pretty well here, dontcha think?
TBogg gets it exactly right, describing how the neocon, right-wing nutbar fringe built up the first debate as incredibly monumental, earth-shattering, a pivotal point in modern politics and perhaps in the evolution of the universe ... and then, in hindsight, decided that, well, hell, maybe it wasn't that big a deal after all, who cares, it's not like these debates mean anything, etc., etc.
The best part is where TBogg describes one of the perpetrators of this about-face as "the one who gets shot down at the bar by the hot babe and comes back and tells his friends that she's 'probably a lesbian.'" Yeah, that analogy works pretty well here, dontcha think?
Friday, October 01, 2004
Even Business Week lays the smackdown on Bush. Go figure.
Given that George Dubya is essentially the corporate president, it's hard to believe that he takes this kind of beating from Business Week, of all places. But even though the article bitch slaps Dubya up one side and down the other ("fawn-in-the-deerjacker's-light look", "Elmer Befuddled", "sputtering screwup"), it still gives him more credit than he deserves.
Of Dubya, the article says, "Love him or detest him, he sits at the desk where the buck makes its last stop." Oh, please. With this administration, the buck stops pretty much everywhere but at his desk. This has been the administration of no excuses and everyone else's fault. Remember, this is the president who couldn't think of a single mistake he had made during his term. Well, gee, let me suggest one: getting a Presidential Daily Briefing entitled "Bin Laden determined to attack inside the U.S." ... and promptly going on a one-month vacation to clear brush. In hindsight, I'm pretty sure that didn't turn out as well as it might have. But with Dubya, it's never his fault.
With Dubya, the buck always stopped on someone else's desk.
Given that George Dubya is essentially the corporate president, it's hard to believe that he takes this kind of beating from Business Week, of all places. But even though the article bitch slaps Dubya up one side and down the other ("fawn-in-the-deerjacker's-light look", "Elmer Befuddled", "sputtering screwup"), it still gives him more credit than he deserves.
Of Dubya, the article says, "Love him or detest him, he sits at the desk where the buck makes its last stop." Oh, please. With this administration, the buck stops pretty much everywhere but at his desk. This has been the administration of no excuses and everyone else's fault. Remember, this is the president who couldn't think of a single mistake he had made during his term. Well, gee, let me suggest one: getting a Presidential Daily Briefing entitled "Bin Laden determined to attack inside the U.S." ... and promptly going on a one-month vacation to clear brush. In hindsight, I'm pretty sure that didn't turn out as well as it might have. But with Dubya, it's never his fault.
With Dubya, the buck always stopped on someone else's desk.
A post-debate must-read Bush evisceration
Of course, the left-wing blogosphere (read: that part of the blogosphere that are not total, corporate, lunatic, deluded suckups who think war is great as long as it's everyone else doing the fighting and dying) are raking Bush over the coals for his dismal performance last night. But one of the best autopsies is from William Rivers Pitt over at truthout, and one of the best lines in that piece deserves to be spread far and wide:
This was not a Bush meltdown. It was an exposure.
Exactly. Bush did not melt down; he did not collapse; he did not fall apart. He simply showed the world who and what he really was -- a completely inarticulate, uninformed buffoon that has, for his entire term, been surrounded by sycophants and yes-men, and protected more recently at his campaign appearances from even the slightest whisper of dissent, and who finally had to defend himself. With disastrous consequences.
The right-wing blogosphere is alive this morning with the whines and moans of, "He didn't do very well, he'll have to do better." Get real. He's not going to do any better. This wasn't a George Bush off his game or having a bad day. This was the real George, under the lights, without the questions beforehand, learning the hard way that he can't buy off the critics with a smile and a smirk. Deal with it.
P.S. Pitt also makes a good point. Given how unpleasant this must have been for Admiral BunnyPants, is he even going to show up for any more debates? Or will his handlers invent some whiny, petulant excuse to walk? I don't think that's as far-fetched a scenario as you might imagine. After all, this is the dictatorship that was actually talking about postponing the election because of possible terrorist activity. Blowing off a debate or two is probably no big deal for them.
Of course, the left-wing blogosphere (read: that part of the blogosphere that are not total, corporate, lunatic, deluded suckups who think war is great as long as it's everyone else doing the fighting and dying) are raking Bush over the coals for his dismal performance last night. But one of the best autopsies is from William Rivers Pitt over at truthout, and one of the best lines in that piece deserves to be spread far and wide:
This was not a Bush meltdown. It was an exposure.
Exactly. Bush did not melt down; he did not collapse; he did not fall apart. He simply showed the world who and what he really was -- a completely inarticulate, uninformed buffoon that has, for his entire term, been surrounded by sycophants and yes-men, and protected more recently at his campaign appearances from even the slightest whisper of dissent, and who finally had to defend himself. With disastrous consequences.
The right-wing blogosphere is alive this morning with the whines and moans of, "He didn't do very well, he'll have to do better." Get real. He's not going to do any better. This wasn't a George Bush off his game or having a bad day. This was the real George, under the lights, without the questions beforehand, learning the hard way that he can't buy off the critics with a smile and a smirk. Deal with it.
P.S. Pitt also makes a good point. Given how unpleasant this must have been for Admiral BunnyPants, is he even going to show up for any more debates? Or will his handlers invent some whiny, petulant excuse to walk? I don't think that's as far-fetched a scenario as you might imagine. After all, this is the dictatorship that was actually talking about postponing the election because of possible terrorist activity. Blowing off a debate or two is probably no big deal for them.
Robert Novak: Craptacular!
If you need any more proof of what kind of atrocious, right-wing suck-up Bob Novak really is, all you have to do is check out his real-time coverage of last night's presidential debate.
Naturally, you expect left-wing bloggers and news sites to score this as a win for Kerry (which they are, in spades), while the conservative faction will, of course, give this one to Bush. Not so fast there, buddy.
Even the hopelessly right-wing National Review has to admit that Bush got whacked. Check out Jay Nordlinger's sob story, with these choice excerpts:
I thought Kerry did very, very well; and I thought Bush did poorly ... If I were just a normal, fairly conservative, war-supporting guy: I would vote for Kerry ... And I promise you that no one wants this president reelected more than I.
In short, even President Chimpy's most ardent, mindless, wingnut groupies have to admit that he got his head handed to him.
Well, not all of them.
To see complete fantasy and spin in action, go read Bob Novak's CNN piece. Calling him a hooker would, I think, be an insult to hookers everywhere.
Bob Novak: a douchebag for liberty.
P.S. And just in case you need to know what the rest of the right-wing/neo-con/freeper world thought of Bush, Kos pulls it together nicely here.
UPDATE: Apparently, I'm not the only one chuckling over Nordlinger's crying in his beer. Great minds think alike. Or is it, fools seldom differ? I always get those two confused ...
If you need any more proof of what kind of atrocious, right-wing suck-up Bob Novak really is, all you have to do is check out his real-time coverage of last night's presidential debate.
Naturally, you expect left-wing bloggers and news sites to score this as a win for Kerry (which they are, in spades), while the conservative faction will, of course, give this one to Bush. Not so fast there, buddy.
Even the hopelessly right-wing National Review has to admit that Bush got whacked. Check out Jay Nordlinger's sob story, with these choice excerpts:
I thought Kerry did very, very well; and I thought Bush did poorly ... If I were just a normal, fairly conservative, war-supporting guy: I would vote for Kerry ... And I promise you that no one wants this president reelected more than I.
In short, even President Chimpy's most ardent, mindless, wingnut groupies have to admit that he got his head handed to him.
Well, not all of them.
To see complete fantasy and spin in action, go read Bob Novak's CNN piece. Calling him a hooker would, I think, be an insult to hookers everywhere.
Bob Novak: a douchebag for liberty.
P.S. And just in case you need to know what the rest of the right-wing/neo-con/freeper world thought of Bush, Kos pulls it together nicely here.
UPDATE: Apparently, I'm not the only one chuckling over Nordlinger's crying in his beer. Great minds think alike. Or is it, fools seldom differ? I always get those two confused ...
Thursday, September 30, 2004
In the Guard? Don't want to go to Iraq? Then quit.
Following a link from Americablog, we have this delightful story of the White House releasing yet another of George Dubya's military service records (the last one, really, we promise, Scout's honour -- we're not fooling around this time, we really mean it, really).
According to the document (which is, in all likelihood, legit since it was released by the White House itself), Dubya wrote that "he had decided not to continue as a member of the military reserve", because of (and here's the best part), "inadequate time to fulfill possible future commitments."
That's right. Dubya solved his obligation to the National Guard by ... resigning. Is that priceless or what? But that's not the best part.
At the moment, the Pentagon is currently involved in re-activating Guard members who thought their commitment was over. And it's hanging onto currently deployed members through its "stop-loss" program, through which the Pentagon can arbitrarily extend the tour of military personnel beyond what they signed up for. Things are getting ugly to the point where, as you can read here,
The 635 soldiers of a battalion of the South Carolina National Guard scheduled to depart Sunday for a year or more in Iraq have spent their off-duty hours under a disciplinary lockdown in their barracks for the past two weeks.
The trouble began Labor Day weekend, when 13 members of the 1st Battalion of the 178th Field Artillery Regiment went AWOL, mainly to see their families again before shipping out. Then there was an ugly confrontation between members of the battalion's Alpha and Charlie batteries -- the term artillery units use instead of "companies" -- that threatened to turn into a brawl involving three dozen soldiers, and required the base police to intervene.
But now, thanks to the genius precedent of their Commander-in-Chief, all of these soldiers have a simple way out -- they can simply resign. Is this just delightful or what? And who could criticize them for doing nothing more than what Dubya did so many years ago?
If you know someone in the Guard who's been told to pack their gear and get ready to go overseas, get on the phone and tell them about this. The irony is just too delicious not to take advantage of.
Following a link from Americablog, we have this delightful story of the White House releasing yet another of George Dubya's military service records (the last one, really, we promise, Scout's honour -- we're not fooling around this time, we really mean it, really).
According to the document (which is, in all likelihood, legit since it was released by the White House itself), Dubya wrote that "he had decided not to continue as a member of the military reserve", because of (and here's the best part), "inadequate time to fulfill possible future commitments."
That's right. Dubya solved his obligation to the National Guard by ... resigning. Is that priceless or what? But that's not the best part.
At the moment, the Pentagon is currently involved in re-activating Guard members who thought their commitment was over. And it's hanging onto currently deployed members through its "stop-loss" program, through which the Pentagon can arbitrarily extend the tour of military personnel beyond what they signed up for. Things are getting ugly to the point where, as you can read here,
The 635 soldiers of a battalion of the South Carolina National Guard scheduled to depart Sunday for a year or more in Iraq have spent their off-duty hours under a disciplinary lockdown in their barracks for the past two weeks.
The trouble began Labor Day weekend, when 13 members of the 1st Battalion of the 178th Field Artillery Regiment went AWOL, mainly to see their families again before shipping out. Then there was an ugly confrontation between members of the battalion's Alpha and Charlie batteries -- the term artillery units use instead of "companies" -- that threatened to turn into a brawl involving three dozen soldiers, and required the base police to intervene.
But now, thanks to the genius precedent of their Commander-in-Chief, all of these soldiers have a simple way out -- they can simply resign. Is this just delightful or what? And who could criticize them for doing nothing more than what Dubya did so many years ago?
If you know someone in the Guard who's been told to pack their gear and get ready to go overseas, get on the phone and tell them about this. The irony is just too delicious not to take advantage of.
Definitely a blog to bookmark
http://americablog.blogspot.com/
And I highly recommend this piece, in which John points at a WaPo story that should really just creep you out, especially where White House spokesreptile Scott McClellan issues a classic non-denial denial when he's asked if any locals helped Iraqi Prime Minister [sic] Ayad Allawi with his speech to Congress. Replied McClellan, in that trademark weaselly way of his that allows him to change his mind later, "None that I know of" and "No one at the White House", rather than just "No".
Shortly after which it's shown that, in fact, Allawi got buckets of help. Can someone in the WH press corps roast McClellan over this and just flat out accuse him of lying? Just this once? Please?
http://americablog.blogspot.com/
And I highly recommend this piece, in which John points at a WaPo story that should really just creep you out, especially where White House spokesreptile Scott McClellan issues a classic non-denial denial when he's asked if any locals helped Iraqi Prime Minister [sic] Ayad Allawi with his speech to Congress. Replied McClellan, in that trademark weaselly way of his that allows him to change his mind later, "None that I know of" and "No one at the White House", rather than just "No".
Shortly after which it's shown that, in fact, Allawi got buckets of help. Can someone in the WH press corps roast McClellan over this and just flat out accuse him of lying? Just this once? Please?
Careful, Dems. Don't want to be TOO successful, you know?
And while the Dems are fighting for the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives, they might pause to consider the wisdom of current House Speaker Republican Dennis Hastert, who moped and wailed about how gosh-darn tough it is to be the party in power.
"It's extremely difficult to govern when you control all three branches of government," says Hastert spokesman John Feehery...
He must be referring to that "catastrophic success" that the Repubs keep blaming for the current mess in Iraq. Yeah, it's really a bitch when you just have too many good things happening at the same time, isn't it?
And while the Dems are fighting for the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives, they might pause to consider the wisdom of current House Speaker Republican Dennis Hastert, who moped and wailed about how gosh-darn tough it is to be the party in power.
"It's extremely difficult to govern when you control all three branches of government," says Hastert spokesman John Feehery...
He must be referring to that "catastrophic success" that the Repubs keep blaming for the current mess in Iraq. Yeah, it's really a bitch when you just have too many good things happening at the same time, isn't it?
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Overseas? Want to vote Nov. 2? Good luck.
Tasty excerpts from this New York Times article (free registration might be necessary):
Election officials concede that tens of thousands of Americans overseas might not get ballots in time to cast votes. Late primaries and legal wrangling caused election offices in at least 8 of the 15 swing states to fail to mail absentee ballots by Sept. 19, a cutoff date officials say is necessary to ensure that they can be returned on time...
"I found it so convoluted I gave up," says Alex Campos, a management consultant in London who repeatedly tried to register using the Pentagon program, without success.
And why might the process of registering overseas voters suddenly have become such a cumbersome and obstructive process?
There is also little polling of the 3.9 million civilians abroad. But last month, a Zogby poll of Americans who had passports found that they supported John Kerry over Mr. Bush, 58 percent to 35 percent.
Oh. That's why.
Tasty excerpts from this New York Times article (free registration might be necessary):
Election officials concede that tens of thousands of Americans overseas might not get ballots in time to cast votes. Late primaries and legal wrangling caused election offices in at least 8 of the 15 swing states to fail to mail absentee ballots by Sept. 19, a cutoff date officials say is necessary to ensure that they can be returned on time...
"I found it so convoluted I gave up," says Alex Campos, a management consultant in London who repeatedly tried to register using the Pentagon program, without success.
And why might the process of registering overseas voters suddenly have become such a cumbersome and obstructive process?
There is also little polling of the 3.9 million civilians abroad. But last month, a Zogby poll of Americans who had passports found that they supported John Kerry over Mr. Bush, 58 percent to 35 percent.
Oh. That's why.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
You have to read this.
Just go and read the article. Now. Then share it with everyone you know. (For what it's worth, I can take a certain amount of quiet pride that the article is from a Canadian newspaper that's been a constant source of good reporting.)
And now that you've read it, what are you going to do about it?
Just go and read the article. Now. Then share it with everyone you know. (For what it's worth, I can take a certain amount of quiet pride that the article is from a Canadian newspaper that's been a constant source of good reporting.)
And now that you've read it, what are you going to do about it?
Nov. 2 could get very messy, indeed.
One of my new favorite blogs, Digby's Blog, has a killer article on just what kind of nightmare people should be prepping for come the November elections. Referring to a piece by Jeffrey Rosen in The New Republic, Digby quotes Rosen:
"It's November 2, and the presidential election looks close in Ohio. An army of lawyers are dispatched by the Bush and Kerry campaigns to scour all 11,614 precincts in the state for any hint of voting irregularities. Within hours, both sides have filed competing suits in state courts challenging the standards for counting provisional, absentee, and military ballots, as well as for the use of different voting machines. Within days, Laurence Tribe and James Baker are filing petitions to the Supreme Court, arguing that Bush v. Gore--the case that decided the 2000 election--compels the justices to intervene. The justices, who once confidently predicted that Bush v. Gore would have no effect on future elections, are horrified. Even the Bush v. Gore dissenters are shocked at the mess the decision has created. After all, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg called Bush v. Gore a "one-of-a-kind case" as recently as February 2003 in a speech to San Diego law students, adding optimistically, "I doubt it will ever be cited as precedent by the court on anything."
It's not clear what kind of cocaine Bader Ginsburg has been snorting lately. Considering that the Supreme Court, in a jaw-dropping, unprecedented way, interfered in the outcome of the 2000 presidential election and essentially handed it to Bush, how on earth can she not now assume that every election lawyer in the country is going to play off of that decision? Not be cited as a precedent? That insane decision will exist forever more as nothing but a precedent every time someone doesn't like the outcome of an election.
Rosen gets it exactly right: "The justices, who once confidently predicted that Bush v. Gore would have no effect on future elections, are horrified." Well, they opened that can of worms. Now they're going to have to live with the consequences.
UPDATE: You can read Rosen's entire piece without registration here.
One of my new favorite blogs, Digby's Blog, has a killer article on just what kind of nightmare people should be prepping for come the November elections. Referring to a piece by Jeffrey Rosen in The New Republic, Digby quotes Rosen:
"It's November 2, and the presidential election looks close in Ohio. An army of lawyers are dispatched by the Bush and Kerry campaigns to scour all 11,614 precincts in the state for any hint of voting irregularities. Within hours, both sides have filed competing suits in state courts challenging the standards for counting provisional, absentee, and military ballots, as well as for the use of different voting machines. Within days, Laurence Tribe and James Baker are filing petitions to the Supreme Court, arguing that Bush v. Gore--the case that decided the 2000 election--compels the justices to intervene. The justices, who once confidently predicted that Bush v. Gore would have no effect on future elections, are horrified. Even the Bush v. Gore dissenters are shocked at the mess the decision has created. After all, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg called Bush v. Gore a "one-of-a-kind case" as recently as February 2003 in a speech to San Diego law students, adding optimistically, "I doubt it will ever be cited as precedent by the court on anything."
It's not clear what kind of cocaine Bader Ginsburg has been snorting lately. Considering that the Supreme Court, in a jaw-dropping, unprecedented way, interfered in the outcome of the 2000 presidential election and essentially handed it to Bush, how on earth can she not now assume that every election lawyer in the country is going to play off of that decision? Not be cited as a precedent? That insane decision will exist forever more as nothing but a precedent every time someone doesn't like the outcome of an election.
Rosen gets it exactly right: "The justices, who once confidently predicted that Bush v. Gore would have no effect on future elections, are horrified." Well, they opened that can of worms. Now they're going to have to live with the consequences.
UPDATE: You can read Rosen's entire piece without registration here.
Monday, September 27, 2004
Do as I say, not as I do. I mean it, dammit!
Pop quiz time. What current right-wing uber-hawk dispensed the following laughably hypocritical advice for his readers?
No googling, and no cheating. Wild guesses welcome.
Pop quiz time. What current right-wing uber-hawk dispensed the following laughably hypocritical advice for his readers?
- "Don't divide the world into 'us' and 'them'."
- "It is easier to get into something than get out of it."
No googling, and no cheating. Wild guesses welcome.
Get your war on! Next up: Syria. And Iran.
Yeah, just when you thought the U.S. might, just might, have its hands full with trying to keep its soldiers alive, well, what the fuck ... might as well shoot the wad. According to this Newsweek article:
Deep in the Pentagon, admirals and generals are updating plans for possible U.S. military action in Syria and Iran.
In an exclusive interview with Newsweek, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld defended the preparations for expanding American military operations overseas by saying, "What's the problem? We've still got troops, right? They're not all dead, for Chrissake, are they?"
Yeah, just when you thought the U.S. might, just might, have its hands full with trying to keep its soldiers alive, well, what the fuck ... might as well shoot the wad. According to this Newsweek article:
Deep in the Pentagon, admirals and generals are updating plans for possible U.S. military action in Syria and Iran.
In an exclusive interview with Newsweek, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld defended the preparations for expanding American military operations overseas by saying, "What's the problem? We've still got troops, right? They're not all dead, for Chrissake, are they?"
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Dubya caught sodomizing family pets and amputee Iraqi orphans!!
Oh, sorry, I guess I "misspoke" there. Bummer. Which just emphasizes how tired I'm getting of this epidemic of "misspeaking" going around. And when exactly does someone misspeak? I'm thinking it's when they get caught flat-out lying, and are forced to 'fess up, like in this article in which Dubya spokesweasel Dan Bartlett has to admit that he dumped a load of swill on the press once upon a time and now has to recant:
On July 30, 1973, shortly before he moved from Houston to Cambridge, Bush signed a document that declared, ''It is my responsibility to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or mobilization augmentation position. If I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months. . . " Under Guard regulations, Bush had 60 days to locate a new unit.
But Bush never signed up with a Boston-area unit. In 1999, Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told theWashington Post that Bush finished his six-year commitment at a Boston area Air Force Reserve unit after he left Houston. Not so, Bartlett now concedes. ''I must have misspoke," Bartlett, who is now the White House communications director, said in a recent interview.
But what exactly does it mean when someone admits that they misspoke? Apparently, from the available evidence, what it means is, "Well, I tried to foist some total nonsense on you earlier, and I got caught, so I'm going to disavow it without explaining why I said it, and refuse to discuss it further. So there. Next question."
And it's not the completely weaselly way these people try to walk away from their previous BS that's so maddening; it's the way the press let's them get away with it. What exactly does it mean to say that someone misspeaks? Well, technically, there seem to be three (and exactly three) possibilities for a "misspeak", so let's take a look at each one of them.
Instead, what we get is the worthless exchange of:
Weasel: "I misspoke."
Press: "Gotcha. Movin' on, then ..."
And everyone moves on to discuss, oh, John Kerry's windsurfing. Or his hair. Quite simply, spokesweasels shouldn't be allowed to get away with this. And it's the press' job to see that they don't. Which means, don't expect things to change anytime soon.
Oh, sorry, I guess I "misspoke" there. Bummer. Which just emphasizes how tired I'm getting of this epidemic of "misspeaking" going around. And when exactly does someone misspeak? I'm thinking it's when they get caught flat-out lying, and are forced to 'fess up, like in this article in which Dubya spokesweasel Dan Bartlett has to admit that he dumped a load of swill on the press once upon a time and now has to recant:
On July 30, 1973, shortly before he moved from Houston to Cambridge, Bush signed a document that declared, ''It is my responsibility to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or mobilization augmentation position. If I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months. . . " Under Guard regulations, Bush had 60 days to locate a new unit.
But Bush never signed up with a Boston-area unit. In 1999, Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told the
But what exactly does it mean when someone admits that they misspoke? Apparently, from the available evidence, what it means is, "Well, I tried to foist some total nonsense on you earlier, and I got caught, so I'm going to disavow it without explaining why I said it, and refuse to discuss it further. So there. Next question."
And it's not the completely weaselly way these people try to walk away from their previous BS that's so maddening; it's the way the press let's them get away with it. What exactly does it mean to say that someone misspeaks? Well, technically, there seem to be three (and exactly three) possibilities for a "misspeak", so let's take a look at each one of them.
- First, there's when you truly believe what you're saying at the time, but it turns out to be wrong. That is, you were absolutely sincere in your statements, but you were mistaken. Happens all the time, you apologize, and move on.
- Second, there's what I call the "true misspeak", when your brain and your mouth are not quite running at the same speed, and you unconsciously say the wrong thing without even realizing it. We've all done it; "Sorry, did I say meet at 5 pm? I really meant 6 pm, sorry, just trying to do too many things at once." Again, this is no big deal -- you were sincere in what you were saying, you just garbled it, so a quick apology and you move on.
- Finally, there's when you say something you know is untrue. This is what we in the industry refer to as a "lie". Which, as I'm sure you can appreciate, differs from the first two categories in a fairly meaningful way.
Instead, what we get is the worthless exchange of:
Weasel: "I misspoke."
Press: "Gotcha. Movin' on, then ..."
And everyone moves on to discuss, oh, John Kerry's windsurfing. Or his hair. Quite simply, spokesweasels shouldn't be allowed to get away with this. And it's the press' job to see that they don't. Which means, don't expect things to change anytime soon.
Saturday, September 25, 2004
Lord, but the media are such freaking weenies
Buried several paragraphs down in an online MSGOP (uh, I mean MSNBC) article about U.S. destroyers deploying off the coast of North Korea as part of an anti-ballistic-missile strategy, we have the following thoroughly unsatisfying and uninformative excerpt:
[Vice Admiral Jonathan] Greenert, who assumed command of the Navy’s largest fleet last month, also refused to name a target for the Sea of Japan patrols.
“I can’t specify adversaries, but you’re looking at rogue nations,” he said in his first interview since taking the fleet command. “Take it from there.”
Take it where, exactly? What is that statement supposed to mean? We have the title of the article, "U.S. destroyers deploying off N. Korea"; we have the opening paragraph describing patrolling "the waters off North Korea"; and yet, when he was obviously asked which country was the subject off all this attention, Greenert apparently couldn't bring himself to cough up the name.
Instead, what the press apparently got was some annoyingly lame and evasive, "Well (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can't really say (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), but we're going to be patrolling in the Sea of Japan (nudge, wink), so I'll let y'all figure it out from there (nudge, nudge, winkity, wink)."
Now, no one can miss the obvious implication that we're talking about charter "Axis of Evil" member North Korea, so what's the point behind Greenert's tap dancing? One suspects he really, really, really wants reporters to draw the right conclusion, but also wants an out later in case someone carelessly says, "Now, you're concerned about North Korea ..."
"Whoa!", Greenert would reply, "we never said anything about North Korea! Never mentioned their name. Not once, no sir (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)."
And the press plays right along, and lets Greenert get away with innuendo and plausible deniability. Shocked, shocked I am, that this is happening in the world of journalism these days. Not.
Buried several paragraphs down in an online MSGOP (uh, I mean MSNBC) article about U.S. destroyers deploying off the coast of North Korea as part of an anti-ballistic-missile strategy, we have the following thoroughly unsatisfying and uninformative excerpt:
[Vice Admiral Jonathan] Greenert, who assumed command of the Navy’s largest fleet last month, also refused to name a target for the Sea of Japan patrols.
“I can’t specify adversaries, but you’re looking at rogue nations,” he said in his first interview since taking the fleet command. “Take it from there.”
Take it where, exactly? What is that statement supposed to mean? We have the title of the article, "U.S. destroyers deploying off N. Korea"; we have the opening paragraph describing patrolling "the waters off North Korea"; and yet, when he was obviously asked which country was the subject off all this attention, Greenert apparently couldn't bring himself to cough up the name.
Instead, what the press apparently got was some annoyingly lame and evasive, "Well (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can't really say (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), but we're going to be patrolling in the Sea of Japan (nudge, wink), so I'll let y'all figure it out from there (nudge, nudge, winkity, wink)."
Now, no one can miss the obvious implication that we're talking about charter "Axis of Evil" member North Korea, so what's the point behind Greenert's tap dancing? One suspects he really, really, really wants reporters to draw the right conclusion, but also wants an out later in case someone carelessly says, "Now, you're concerned about North Korea ..."
"Whoa!", Greenert would reply, "we never said anything about North Korea! Never mentioned their name. Not once, no sir (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)."
And the press plays right along, and lets Greenert get away with innuendo and plausible deniability. Shocked, shocked I am, that this is happening in the world of journalism these days. Not.
Friday, September 24, 2004
No, no ... tell us how you REALLY feel
Regarding Katherine "Cruella de Vil" Harris, the makeup-slathered, pathetic excuse for a human being who ran George Dubya's Florida campaign while simultaneously holding the office of Florida Secretary of State (can you say "outrageous conflict of interest", boys and girls?), there's an entertaining thread over at dailykos about the fact that Harris is not doing well in the polls at the moment.
But the best part of the comments is this beauty. Sometimes, you just have to sit back and admire a total evisceration.
Regarding Katherine "Cruella de Vil" Harris, the makeup-slathered, pathetic excuse for a human being who ran George Dubya's Florida campaign while simultaneously holding the office of Florida Secretary of State (can you say "outrageous conflict of interest", boys and girls?), there's an entertaining thread over at dailykos about the fact that Harris is not doing well in the polls at the moment.
But the best part of the comments is this beauty. Sometimes, you just have to sit back and admire a total evisceration.
Wingnuttery on C-SPAN
Yes, Atrios has already linked to this, but it's worth reading this transcript of a complete loon calling into C-SPAN. It's not the inanity of the caller, though; it's the host, having let this rant go on far too long, closing with, "Thanks, caller. I’m afraid – I’m afraid we’re out of time. I wish I could let you go on, but I’m afraid we’re out of time."
"I wish I could let you go on." In God's name, why? Did you not have enough of the tinfoil-hat crowd to fill up the rest of the segment? Which clueless producer let this call slip through, anyway?
Yes, Atrios has already linked to this, but it's worth reading this transcript of a complete loon calling into C-SPAN. It's not the inanity of the caller, though; it's the host, having let this rant go on far too long, closing with, "Thanks, caller. I’m afraid – I’m afraid we’re out of time. I wish I could let you go on, but I’m afraid we’re out of time."
"I wish I could let you go on." In God's name, why? Did you not have enough of the tinfoil-hat crowd to fill up the rest of the segment? Which clueless producer let this call slip through, anyway?
John Kerry needs to get just a bit nastier
From a Kerry press conference covered here, we have Kerry finishing his prepared text and opening up the floor to questions with, "Happy to answer any questions."
And wouldn't it have been more of a smackdown if he had said something like, "And now, unlike my opponent, who cherry picks his audiences and requires loyalty oaths just to listen to him, I'm happy to entertain questions from anyone who has one."
Kerry really does need to learn how to stick in the knife and twist, just a little bit.
From a Kerry press conference covered here, we have Kerry finishing his prepared text and opening up the floor to questions with, "Happy to answer any questions."
And wouldn't it have been more of a smackdown if he had said something like, "And now, unlike my opponent, who cherry picks his audiences and requires loyalty oaths just to listen to him, I'm happy to entertain questions from anyone who has one."
Kerry really does need to learn how to stick in the knife and twist, just a little bit.
Dealing with that annoying Republican next-door neighbour
"Hey, Fred, how's it going? Yeah, I saw that 'Bush/Cheney '04' bumper sticker on your truck. Voting for Bush, are you? Well, to each his own. I am kind of surprised that you'd be such a big fan of bringing back the draft, though. What? You didn't hear about that? That Bush plans on re-instating the draft? Huh. Oh, that's right, you only watch Fox News, you'd never hear about it there. Yeah, they're already gearing up for it, but you probably won't get the official news until after the election. Don't want to scare off the voters, that sort of thing. By the way, how's that son of yours? How old is he? 17, right? Damn shame, that. Ah, but I'm sure he'll be fine over there in Iraq. Just tell him to send regular postcards. Take care, buddy."
"Hey, Fred, how's it going? Yeah, I saw that 'Bush/Cheney '04' bumper sticker on your truck. Voting for Bush, are you? Well, to each his own. I am kind of surprised that you'd be such a big fan of bringing back the draft, though. What? You didn't hear about that? That Bush plans on re-instating the draft? Huh. Oh, that's right, you only watch Fox News, you'd never hear about it there. Yeah, they're already gearing up for it, but you probably won't get the official news until after the election. Don't want to scare off the voters, that sort of thing. By the way, how's that son of yours? How old is he? 17, right? Damn shame, that. Ah, but I'm sure he'll be fine over there in Iraq. Just tell him to send regular postcards. Take care, buddy."
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Can we imprison David Hasselhoff next?
Ever on the alert for developing terrorist threats, the complete retards in charge of national security are ever vigilant, this time nailing well-known militant and probable baby-killer Yusuf Islam (a.k.a. musician Cat Stevens).
Your Department of Homeland Security -- keeping America safe, one crappy 70s singer at a time.
Ever on the alert for developing terrorist threats, the complete retards in charge of national security are ever vigilant, this time nailing well-known militant and probable baby-killer Yusuf Islam (a.k.a. musician Cat Stevens).
Your Department of Homeland Security -- keeping America safe, one crappy 70s singer at a time.
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
One man's wishy-washy is, apparently, another man's decisive leadership
From this article in the Washington Post, which describes an pitifully small turnout of veterans at the Virginia War Memorial in support of President Chimpy, we have a smattering of veterans proving to be an embarrassment to their species:
Jim Richardson, 71, an Army veteran of World War II, said he supports Bush because of his decision to go to war in Iraq and because of his doubts about Kerry's ability to direct the nation's battle with terrorists.
"Kerry is just a wishy-washy guy," Richardson said. "He's not a leader."
That theme was echoed by Rep. J. Randy Forbes (R-Va.), who spoke to the crowd about a recent trip he took to Normandy on the 60th anniversary of the Allied invasion during World War II. Forbes used the example to mock Kerry as a frequent flip-flopper and an indecisive leader."
Imagine if somebody said, 'Let's go in on Omaha Beach,' " he said. " 'Oh, no. Let's not. Yes. Let's go in. Maybe not.' That's not someone we need as commander in chief."
Yeah, that wishy-washy, waffling thing about invading Omaha Beach is pretty infuriating. I mean, that has to be way worse than, say, that wishy-washy, waffling thing about invading the Iraqi town of Fallujah. Yup, way worse. You bet. No doubt about it.
From this article in the Washington Post, which describes an pitifully small turnout of veterans at the Virginia War Memorial in support of President Chimpy, we have a smattering of veterans proving to be an embarrassment to their species:
Jim Richardson, 71, an Army veteran of World War II, said he supports Bush because of his decision to go to war in Iraq and because of his doubts about Kerry's ability to direct the nation's battle with terrorists.
"Kerry is just a wishy-washy guy," Richardson said. "He's not a leader."
That theme was echoed by Rep. J. Randy Forbes (R-Va.), who spoke to the crowd about a recent trip he took to Normandy on the 60th anniversary of the Allied invasion during World War II. Forbes used the example to mock Kerry as a frequent flip-flopper and an indecisive leader."
Imagine if somebody said, 'Let's go in on Omaha Beach,' " he said. " 'Oh, no. Let's not. Yes. Let's go in. Maybe not.' That's not someone we need as commander in chief."
Yeah, that wishy-washy, waffling thing about invading Omaha Beach is pretty infuriating. I mean, that has to be way worse than, say, that wishy-washy, waffling thing about invading the Iraqi town of Fallujah. Yup, way worse. You bet. No doubt about it.
Sometimes, there's just no pleasing some people
(OK, so having been upbraided by a few friends to quit my whining and get back to blogging, here we go again. And don't forget -- the comments field is there for a reason. :-)
From the "Missing the point entirely" department, this excerpt from an article in the Seattle Times:
RAMADI, Iraq — Marine Cpl. Travis Friedrichsen, a sandy-haired 21-year-old from Denison, Iowa, used to take Tootsie Rolls and lollipops out of care packages from home and give them to Iraqi children. Not anymore.
"My whole opinion of the people here has changed. There aren't any good people," said Friedrichsen, who says his first instinct now is to scan even youngsters' hands for weapons...
"We're out here giving our lives for these people," said Sgt. Jesse Jordan, 25, of Grove Hill, Ala. "You'd think they'd show some gratitude. Instead, they don't seem to care."
Yeah, like, what's with these people? I mean, you illegally invade their country, pulverize most of the basic electrical, water and sewage infrastructure into dust, kill thousands of their civilians with less-than-surgical-precision air strikes, open fire on them indiscriminately when they complain, totally rewrite their country's constitution to sell all of their resources out from under them to enrich your Western capitalist friends, and basically wire up their genitals to car batteries for sport ... and you can't even buy them off with Tootsie Rolls anymore. What is the world coming to?
Ungrateful bastards.
(OK, so having been upbraided by a few friends to quit my whining and get back to blogging, here we go again. And don't forget -- the comments field is there for a reason. :-)
From the "Missing the point entirely" department, this excerpt from an article in the Seattle Times:
RAMADI, Iraq — Marine Cpl. Travis Friedrichsen, a sandy-haired 21-year-old from Denison, Iowa, used to take Tootsie Rolls and lollipops out of care packages from home and give them to Iraqi children. Not anymore.
"My whole opinion of the people here has changed. There aren't any good people," said Friedrichsen, who says his first instinct now is to scan even youngsters' hands for weapons...
"We're out here giving our lives for these people," said Sgt. Jesse Jordan, 25, of Grove Hill, Ala. "You'd think they'd show some gratitude. Instead, they don't seem to care."
Yeah, like, what's with these people? I mean, you illegally invade their country, pulverize most of the basic electrical, water and sewage infrastructure into dust, kill thousands of their civilians with less-than-surgical-precision air strikes, open fire on them indiscriminately when they complain, totally rewrite their country's constitution to sell all of their resources out from under them to enrich your Western capitalist friends, and basically wire up their genitals to car batteries for sport ... and you can't even buy them off with Tootsie Rolls anymore. What is the world coming to?
Ungrateful bastards.
Monday, September 13, 2004
Now, who on earth would have seen this coming?
From an article in the LA Times (courtesy of truthout), we have the shocking revelation that private American contractors are taking forever to get electricity restored and power back on in Iraq. According to the article:
"A review of the restoration effort shows that it was beset by poor planning, inconsistent leadership, sabotage and deteriorating security."
Hard to believe, that poor planning part. But apparently, things are coming around:
Today, the campaign is finally producing results, with power generation increasing rapidly in recent weeks. "We are making progress," said Tim Miller, a manager with San Francisco-based Bechtel Corp. who is helping to rebuild the plant. "It's just not as quickly as everyone would like."
Hmmm ... Bechtel ... Bechtel ... where have I heard that name before? Oh, yeah ... they're the folks who so thoroughly made a complete mess of Boston's Big Dig project. But give the Republicans credit -- at least they know how to forgive and forget. As they say, nothing succeeds like ... moving your incompetence halfway around the world and hoping no one notices.
From an article in the LA Times (courtesy of truthout), we have the shocking revelation that private American contractors are taking forever to get electricity restored and power back on in Iraq. According to the article:
"A review of the restoration effort shows that it was beset by poor planning, inconsistent leadership, sabotage and deteriorating security."
Hard to believe, that poor planning part. But apparently, things are coming around:
Today, the campaign is finally producing results, with power generation increasing rapidly in recent weeks. "We are making progress," said Tim Miller, a manager with San Francisco-based Bechtel Corp. who is helping to rebuild the plant. "It's just not as quickly as everyone would like."
Hmmm ... Bechtel ... Bechtel ... where have I heard that name before? Oh, yeah ... they're the folks who so thoroughly made a complete mess of Boston's Big Dig project. But give the Republicans credit -- at least they know how to forgive and forget. As they say, nothing succeeds like ... moving your incompetence halfway around the world and hoping no one notices.
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Can we settle this Bush/National Guard thing once and for all?
It's become so obvious that George Dubya walked away from his TANG commitments that even U.S. News and World Report (that bastion of liberal indecency) has shredded Bush's lame excuses. What's amusing is that, faced with overwhelming documentary evidence that Bush bailed on his Guard contract, we have that 'White House officials did not respond to the analysis last week but emphasized that Bush had "served honorably"'.
May I make a humble suggestion?
It's become thoroughly annoying to hear admin spokesweasel Scott McClellan state, over and over, again and again, repeatedly, that "the President must have fulfilled his commitments, otherwise he would never have received an honorable discharge," constantly hiding behind the meaningless honorable discharge issue to deflect any criticism. But there's a simple way to deal with that -- take the whole honorable discharge thing off the table entirely.
Some enterprising member of the WH press corps can challenge Li'l Scottie to show, using official documentation, that Bush did in fact fulfill his obligations to the TANG according to the terms of his contract when he joined. Now, what would this involve?
First, it would require documenting the obligations of a member of the TANG at that time, which should be fairly easy to do. The rules and regulations are available to anyone, and even the aforementioned USNews article spells out some of it -- that it was a six-year obligation, that a member was required to attend "at least 44 inactive-duty training drills each fiscal year beginning July 1," that there was a fairly restrictive time limit for when you could make up missed drills, and so on. None of this would be open to interpretation and, thus, it wouldn't give McClellan the chance to blow it off with his patented "I don't agree with your characterization." If it's in the regs, it's in the regs. Period.
And, second, once the obligations have been irrevocably established, see if Bush satisfied them. Even the White House is implicitly admitting that he didn't as, in the USNews report, they're asking to change the rules on when the counting should begin, among other things.
So what's so strikingly brilliant about the above strategy? Three things:
1. You can't shuck and jive your way out of the clearly-documented obligations of a member of the TANG back then. It's all spelled out in black and white.
2. Similarly, whether Bush fulfilled those obligations should also be documentable or not. Again, black and white. Either he satisfied those requirements, or he didn't.
3. Finally (and most importantly), it avoids the issue of the honorable discharge entirely so that that can't be used as a weaselly defense yet again. If Scottie tries to hide behind the discharge again, he should be reminded (forcefully if need be) that the question had nothing to do with the discharge and only with whether Smirky McFlightSuit satisfied the requirements of the TANG as clearly documented when he joined.
Thoughts? Have I missed anything?
It's become so obvious that George Dubya walked away from his TANG commitments that even U.S. News and World Report (that bastion of liberal indecency) has shredded Bush's lame excuses. What's amusing is that, faced with overwhelming documentary evidence that Bush bailed on his Guard contract, we have that 'White House officials did not respond to the analysis last week but emphasized that Bush had "served honorably"'.
May I make a humble suggestion?
It's become thoroughly annoying to hear admin spokesweasel Scott McClellan state, over and over, again and again, repeatedly, that "the President must have fulfilled his commitments, otherwise he would never have received an honorable discharge," constantly hiding behind the meaningless honorable discharge issue to deflect any criticism. But there's a simple way to deal with that -- take the whole honorable discharge thing off the table entirely.
Some enterprising member of the WH press corps can challenge Li'l Scottie to show, using official documentation, that Bush did in fact fulfill his obligations to the TANG according to the terms of his contract when he joined. Now, what would this involve?
First, it would require documenting the obligations of a member of the TANG at that time, which should be fairly easy to do. The rules and regulations are available to anyone, and even the aforementioned USNews article spells out some of it -- that it was a six-year obligation, that a member was required to attend "at least 44 inactive-duty training drills each fiscal year beginning July 1," that there was a fairly restrictive time limit for when you could make up missed drills, and so on. None of this would be open to interpretation and, thus, it wouldn't give McClellan the chance to blow it off with his patented "I don't agree with your characterization." If it's in the regs, it's in the regs. Period.
And, second, once the obligations have been irrevocably established, see if Bush satisfied them. Even the White House is implicitly admitting that he didn't as, in the USNews report, they're asking to change the rules on when the counting should begin, among other things.
So what's so strikingly brilliant about the above strategy? Three things:
1. You can't shuck and jive your way out of the clearly-documented obligations of a member of the TANG back then. It's all spelled out in black and white.
2. Similarly, whether Bush fulfilled those obligations should also be documentable or not. Again, black and white. Either he satisfied those requirements, or he didn't.
3. Finally (and most importantly), it avoids the issue of the honorable discharge entirely so that that can't be used as a weaselly defense yet again. If Scottie tries to hide behind the discharge again, he should be reminded (forcefully if need be) that the question had nothing to do with the discharge and only with whether Smirky McFlightSuit satisfied the requirements of the TANG as clearly documented when he joined.
Thoughts? Have I missed anything?
OK, now here's an interesting juxtapostion of strategies
From the Guardian, back in July:
American officials are discussing the possibility of postponing November's presidential election, for the first time in US history, in the event of a devastating terrorist attack, it emerged yesterday...
From the New York Times (by way of truthout), Sept. 11:
Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Friday that violence would intensify in Iraq as elections scheduled there for January approach and insurgents try to derail the country's nascent political process. But he and President Bush's national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, said the United States was determined to ensure that voting takes place as planned...
In an interview on Friday, Ms. Rice said the militants had no alternative to offer but violence. "I do not think we are going to see a delay in the election," she said...
So let me make sure I understand this: the Bush cartel is determined to guarantee free and fair elections in a war-torn, insurgent-ridden, Middle East country where they're still losing a couple troops a day (at least) and in which pretty much everyone hates them and wants to kill them. But they were concerned that they couldn't pull off the same thing back home.
Can someone explain this to me? Anyone? Bueller?
From the Guardian, back in July:
American officials are discussing the possibility of postponing November's presidential election, for the first time in US history, in the event of a devastating terrorist attack, it emerged yesterday...
From the New York Times (by way of truthout), Sept. 11:
Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Friday that violence would intensify in Iraq as elections scheduled there for January approach and insurgents try to derail the country's nascent political process. But he and President Bush's national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, said the United States was determined to ensure that voting takes place as planned...
In an interview on Friday, Ms. Rice said the militants had no alternative to offer but violence. "I do not think we are going to see a delay in the election," she said...
So let me make sure I understand this: the Bush cartel is determined to guarantee free and fair elections in a war-torn, insurgent-ridden, Middle East country where they're still losing a couple troops a day (at least) and in which pretty much everyone hates them and wants to kill them. But they were concerned that they couldn't pull off the same thing back home.
Can someone explain this to me? Anyone? Bueller?
Oh ... so THAT'S where all those WMDs went
Dear neo-con, right-wing sympathizer:
Frustrated by the lack of WMDs in Iraq? Taking abuse from your liberal friends about the totally bogus rationale for the invasion, the 1000+ dead American military personnel and the exploding cost of the no-end-in-sight occupation?
No problem. As you can read here, North Korea may very well have just test detonated a nuclear device. And while any sane human being with a functioning brain stem might see this as a somewhat worrying development, you can use it to your advantage, by claiming that this is just proof that Saddam had WMDs all along and snuck them out of the country to North Korea before he got caught.
The neo-con movement. Using bad judgment and utter illogic to turn bad news into a winning argument every time.
Dear neo-con, right-wing sympathizer:
Frustrated by the lack of WMDs in Iraq? Taking abuse from your liberal friends about the totally bogus rationale for the invasion, the 1000+ dead American military personnel and the exploding cost of the no-end-in-sight occupation?
No problem. As you can read here, North Korea may very well have just test detonated a nuclear device. And while any sane human being with a functioning brain stem might see this as a somewhat worrying development, you can use it to your advantage, by claiming that this is just proof that Saddam had WMDs all along and snuck them out of the country to North Korea before he got caught.
The neo-con movement. Using bad judgment and utter illogic to turn bad news into a winning argument every time.
Friday, September 10, 2004
War hero George W. Bush. Busted!
If you still think George W. (that's the "W" in "AWOL") Bush fulfilled his National Guard commitments and earned his honorable discharge, you'll definitely want to read this. (It does require registering for a one-day pass, but it's worth it.)
If you still think George W. (that's the "W" in "AWOL") Bush fulfilled his National Guard commitments and earned his honorable discharge, you'll definitely want to read this. (It does require registering for a one-day pass, but it's worth it.)
Dear press corps: You made your bed, you can lie in it.
Following a link from Atrios, we come to an amusing little article which describes how the Secret Service selectively restricted the freedom of reporters who sought to interview one specific set of (AIDS) demonstrators at a Bush rally. According to WaPo's Dana Milbank:
"One uniformed Secret Service agent complained to a colleague that 'the press is having a field day' with the disruption -- and the agents quickly clamped down. Journalists were told that if they sought to approach the demonstrators, they would not be allowed to return to the event site -- even though their colleagues were free to come and go."
"An agent, who did not give his name, told one journalist who was blocked from returning to the speech that this was punishment for approaching the demonstrators and that there was a 'different set of rules' for reporters who did not seek out the activists."
Apparently, we're all supposed to be livid at this clear violation of the press corps' First Amendment rights. To which I can only say -- who gives a damn? This is the same press corps that has rolled over and taken every conceivable abuse that this administration has dished out over the last three-plus years -- reliably presenting White House press releases as real news, endlessly covering the nonsense coming out of the Bush-backed Swift Boat Veterans for Truth [sic], savaging John Kerry for everything from his hair to his windsurfing, putting up with Scott McClellan press gaggles at which Scottie flat-out lies in their faces and pretty much giving George W. and his corrupt buddies a free ride on just about everything. And now, they want the freedom to do their jobs? Oh, puhleeze.
It's a bit late for that, boys and girls. You've been pretty much missing in action since 2000. You've done virtually nothing in the way of defending the allegedly-noble practise of journalism, and you've bent over and taken it from this administration every time. I can just imagine the howling good times they've had in the bowels of the White House over the last couple of years: "Man, I can't believe the kind of crap and abuse we can dump on those reporters. And, can you believe it, they still keep coming back and printing what we say? Is this awesome or what? Hey, Scott, here's a neat idea. Let's just flat out starting altering the official transcripts of the press gaggles and see if anyone even complains. Ha ha."
In an unintentional bit of hilarity, the article asks:
" ... we're outraged. Is anyone else?"
Sure I am. I'm outraged that these "journalists" still have their jobs, and that they think they somehow still have the moral ground to complain about this mistreatment. If you let the Bushies step all over you for three years, what makes you think you have any right to complain about it now?
Following a link from Atrios, we come to an amusing little article which describes how the Secret Service selectively restricted the freedom of reporters who sought to interview one specific set of (AIDS) demonstrators at a Bush rally. According to WaPo's Dana Milbank:
"One uniformed Secret Service agent complained to a colleague that 'the press is having a field day' with the disruption -- and the agents quickly clamped down. Journalists were told that if they sought to approach the demonstrators, they would not be allowed to return to the event site -- even though their colleagues were free to come and go."
"An agent, who did not give his name, told one journalist who was blocked from returning to the speech that this was punishment for approaching the demonstrators and that there was a 'different set of rules' for reporters who did not seek out the activists."
Apparently, we're all supposed to be livid at this clear violation of the press corps' First Amendment rights. To which I can only say -- who gives a damn? This is the same press corps that has rolled over and taken every conceivable abuse that this administration has dished out over the last three-plus years -- reliably presenting White House press releases as real news, endlessly covering the nonsense coming out of the Bush-backed Swift Boat Veterans for Truth [sic], savaging John Kerry for everything from his hair to his windsurfing, putting up with Scott McClellan press gaggles at which Scottie flat-out lies in their faces and pretty much giving George W. and his corrupt buddies a free ride on just about everything. And now, they want the freedom to do their jobs? Oh, puhleeze.
It's a bit late for that, boys and girls. You've been pretty much missing in action since 2000. You've done virtually nothing in the way of defending the allegedly-noble practise of journalism, and you've bent over and taken it from this administration every time. I can just imagine the howling good times they've had in the bowels of the White House over the last couple of years: "Man, I can't believe the kind of crap and abuse we can dump on those reporters. And, can you believe it, they still keep coming back and printing what we say? Is this awesome or what? Hey, Scott, here's a neat idea. Let's just flat out starting altering the official transcripts of the press gaggles and see if anyone even complains. Ha ha."
In an unintentional bit of hilarity, the article asks:
" ... we're outraged. Is anyone else?"
Sure I am. I'm outraged that these "journalists" still have their jobs, and that they think they somehow still have the moral ground to complain about this mistreatment. If you let the Bushies step all over you for three years, what makes you think you have any right to complain about it now?
Thursday, September 09, 2004
The press corps sucks. It really, really, REALLY sucks. Really.
From today's Li'l Scottie McClellan press gaggle (and you have to wonder how much longer he can hold out before he has a meltdown and resigns to, uh ... spend more time with his family, yeah, that's it, more time with his family), we have this jaw-dropping exchange related to a recently-unearthed memo in which 1st Lt. George W. Bunnypants is ordered to take a physical:
Q :This was a direct order he defied, right? I mean, he did have a direct order that he defied?
MR. McCLELLAN: John, these issues have come up every year...
F**k, no, they haven't!! This is about a memo that no one has ever seen before, so it's clearly impossible for it to have "come up every year". And does anyone in the gaggle bother to point this out? Hint: no.
Argh.
From today's Li'l Scottie McClellan press gaggle (and you have to wonder how much longer he can hold out before he has a meltdown and resigns to, uh ... spend more time with his family, yeah, that's it, more time with his family), we have this jaw-dropping exchange related to a recently-unearthed memo in which 1st Lt. George W. Bunnypants is ordered to take a physical:
Q :This was a direct order he defied, right? I mean, he did have a direct order that he defied?
MR. McCLELLAN: John, these issues have come up every year...
F**k, no, they haven't!! This is about a memo that no one has ever seen before, so it's clearly impossible for it to have "come up every year". And does anyone in the gaggle bother to point this out? Hint: no.
Argh.
The New York Times. Our motto: "Still sucking up to authority, and proud of it"
If you want proof of just how wretched and pathetic the NYT has become lately, just compare the ledes from these articles you can find here side by side at truthout.com. I'll just highlight the salient bits, and you can judge for yourself -- this doesn't require any additional commentary from me.
From the Associated Press:
Newly unearthed memos state George W. Bush was suspended from flying for the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam war because he failed to meet Guard standards and failed to take his annual flight physical as required.
From the New York Times:
President Bush's Vietnam-era service in the National Guard came under renewed scrutiny on Wednesday as newfound documents emerged from his squadron commander's file that suggested favorable treatment.
I don't know if it's possible to get any more kiss-ass than the Times these days, but I'll bet they're working on it.
UPDATE: And the Associated Press still shows how to kick butt here.
If you want proof of just how wretched and pathetic the NYT has become lately, just compare the ledes from these articles you can find here side by side at truthout.com. I'll just highlight the salient bits, and you can judge for yourself -- this doesn't require any additional commentary from me.
From the Associated Press:
Newly unearthed memos state George W. Bush was suspended from flying for the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam war because he failed to meet Guard standards and failed to take his annual flight physical as required.
From the New York Times:
President Bush's Vietnam-era service in the National Guard came under renewed scrutiny on Wednesday as newfound documents emerged from his squadron commander's file that suggested favorable treatment.
I don't know if it's possible to get any more kiss-ass than the Times these days, but I'll bet they're working on it.
UPDATE: And the Associated Press still shows how to kick butt here.
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Why journalists should take a basic course in logic and/or linguistics
A number of blogs today have linked to a pretty uncomplimentary article about George W. McFlightSuit in the Boston Globe, documenting how it's extremely unlikely that he fulfilled his duty in the Texas Air National Guard (as if there's really any doubt about this any more -- like, duh).
You can read the entire article, of course, but I'm particularly interested in how the Bush administration and its spokesweasels get away with making demonstrably false statements and/or just avoiding embarrassing questions, and are allowed to get away with it by those hard-nosed, objective, investigative journalists. (HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sometimes, I crack me up. Sigh.)
Here's the excerpt I want to pick on, with the really irritating parts highlighted (and I apologize for the verbosity, but it's important):
... On July 30, 1973, shortly before he moved from Houston to Cambridge, Bush signed a document that declared, ''It is my responsibility to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or mobilization augmentation position. If I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months. . . " Under Guard regulations, Bush had 60 days to locate a new unit.
But Bush never signed up with a Boston-area unit. In 1999, Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told theWashington Post that Bush finished his six-year commitment at a Boston area Air Force Reserve unit after he left Houston. Not so, Bartlett now concedes. ''I must have misspoke," Bartlett, who is now the White House communications director, said in a recent interview.
And early in his Guard service, on May 27, 1968, Bush signed a ''statement of understanding" pledging to achieve ''satisfactory participation" that included attendance at 24 days of annual weekend duty -- usually involving two weekend days each month -- and 15 days of annual active duty. ''I understand that I may be ordered to active duty for a period not to exceed 24 months for unsatisfactory participation," the statement reads.
Yet Bush, a fighter-interceptor pilot, performed no service for one six-month period in 1972 and for another period of almost three months in 1973, the records show.
The reexamination of Bush's records by the Globe, along with interviews with military specialists who have reviewed regulations from that era, show that Bush's attendance at required training drills was so irregular that his superiors could have disciplined him or ordered him to active duty in 1972, 1973, or 1974. But they did neither. In fact, Bush's unit certified in late 1973 that his service had been ''satisfactory" -- just four months after Bush's commanding officer wrote that Bush had not been seen at his unit for the previous 12 months.
Bartlett, in a statement to the Globe last night, sidestepped questions about Bush's record. In the statement, Bartlett asserted again that Bush would not have been honorably discharged if he had not ''met all his requirements." In a follow-up e-mail, Bartlett declared: ''And if he hadn't met his requirements you point to, they would have called him up for active duty for up to two years."
Let's deal first with that last highlighted portion, a claim that the White House has made a number of times: that Bush must have fulfilled his duties and "met his requirements" since he got an honorable discharge. This claim is clearly nonsensical -- it's equivalent to saying that, since someone on trial for murder was found not guilty, he didn't commit the crime. Obviously, that's nonsense, but your vaunted press corps seem utterly unable to take folks like Bartlett or Li'l Scottie McClellan to task for it.
How hard can this be? Logically, Bartlett's position can be summarized as follows: If you received an honorable discharge, you must have fulfilled your duties. All that's required to deflate this claim is a single counter-example -- someone who got an honorable discharge while admitting that they shirked or blew off their responsibilities. That's it -- one contradiction or counter-example and Bartlett's position is toast. And the press corps doesn't even have to get Bartlett to admit that -- all they need to do is find such a counter-example, present him or her to Bartlett and say, politely but absolutely firmly, "You're wrong." No debate, no negotiation -- just make it clear that Bartlett is flat out incorrect and don't let him off the hook. There is no negotiation or waffling here -- the counter-example shows he's wrong, and that's the end of it. Sadly, your press corps seems unable to grok this concept. But, wait. It gets worse.
Consider an additional, easily-falsifiable Bartlett claim: "... if he hadn't met his requirements you point to, they would have called him up for active duty for up to two years."
This claim is, again, easily falsified by just reading the actual words in the agreement -- "that Bush was "subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months", and that he understood that he "may be ordered to active duty ..." There's nothing there that suggested that he would be ordered to such duty, only that he was leaving himself open to the possibility, that's all. Ergo (and other cool Latin phrases), Bartlett's claim that "if he hadn't met his requirements you point to, they would have called him up for active duty for up to two years" is again, totally incorrect. Yet you listen in vain for any member of the press corps to point that out to him directly.
My final point has to do with the increasing number of people who "misspeak", but I've rambled enough for now -- I'll save that for the next post.
A number of blogs today have linked to a pretty uncomplimentary article about George W. McFlightSuit in the Boston Globe, documenting how it's extremely unlikely that he fulfilled his duty in the Texas Air National Guard (as if there's really any doubt about this any more -- like, duh).
You can read the entire article, of course, but I'm particularly interested in how the Bush administration and its spokesweasels get away with making demonstrably false statements and/or just avoiding embarrassing questions, and are allowed to get away with it by those hard-nosed, objective, investigative journalists. (HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sometimes, I crack me up. Sigh.)
Here's the excerpt I want to pick on, with the really irritating parts highlighted (and I apologize for the verbosity, but it's important):
... On July 30, 1973, shortly before he moved from Houston to Cambridge, Bush signed a document that declared, ''It is my responsibility to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or mobilization augmentation position. If I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months. . . " Under Guard regulations, Bush had 60 days to locate a new unit.
But Bush never signed up with a Boston-area unit. In 1999, Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told the
And early in his Guard service, on May 27, 1968, Bush signed a ''statement of understanding" pledging to achieve ''satisfactory participation" that included attendance at 24 days of annual weekend duty -- usually involving two weekend days each month -- and 15 days of annual active duty. ''I understand that I may be ordered to active duty for a period not to exceed 24 months for unsatisfactory participation," the statement reads.
Yet Bush, a fighter-interceptor pilot, performed no service for one six-month period in 1972 and for another period of almost three months in 1973, the records show.
The reexamination of Bush's records by the Globe, along with interviews with military specialists who have reviewed regulations from that era, show that Bush's attendance at required training drills was so irregular that his superiors could have disciplined him or ordered him to active duty in 1972, 1973, or 1974. But they did neither. In fact, Bush's unit certified in late 1973 that his service had been ''satisfactory" -- just four months after Bush's commanding officer wrote that Bush had not been seen at his unit for the previous 12 months.
Bartlett, in a statement to the Globe last night, sidestepped questions about Bush's record. In the statement, Bartlett asserted again that Bush would not have been honorably discharged if he had not ''met all his requirements." In a follow-up e-mail, Bartlett declared: ''And if he hadn't met his requirements you point to, they would have called him up for active duty for up to two years."
Let's deal first with that last highlighted portion, a claim that the White House has made a number of times: that Bush must have fulfilled his duties and "met his requirements" since he got an honorable discharge. This claim is clearly nonsensical -- it's equivalent to saying that, since someone on trial for murder was found not guilty, he didn't commit the crime. Obviously, that's nonsense, but your vaunted press corps seem utterly unable to take folks like Bartlett or Li'l Scottie McClellan to task for it.
How hard can this be? Logically, Bartlett's position can be summarized as follows: If you received an honorable discharge, you must have fulfilled your duties. All that's required to deflate this claim is a single counter-example -- someone who got an honorable discharge while admitting that they shirked or blew off their responsibilities. That's it -- one contradiction or counter-example and Bartlett's position is toast. And the press corps doesn't even have to get Bartlett to admit that -- all they need to do is find such a counter-example, present him or her to Bartlett and say, politely but absolutely firmly, "You're wrong." No debate, no negotiation -- just make it clear that Bartlett is flat out incorrect and don't let him off the hook. There is no negotiation or waffling here -- the counter-example shows he's wrong, and that's the end of it. Sadly, your press corps seems unable to grok this concept. But, wait. It gets worse.
Consider an additional, easily-falsifiable Bartlett claim: "... if he hadn't met his requirements you point to, they would have called him up for active duty for up to two years."
This claim is, again, easily falsified by just reading the actual words in the agreement -- "that Bush was "subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months", and that he understood that he "may be ordered to active duty ..." There's nothing there that suggested that he would be ordered to such duty, only that he was leaving himself open to the possibility, that's all. Ergo (and other cool Latin phrases), Bartlett's claim that "if he hadn't met his requirements you point to, they would have called him up for active duty for up to two years" is again, totally incorrect. Yet you listen in vain for any member of the press corps to point that out to him directly.
My final point has to do with the increasing number of people who "misspeak", but I've rambled enough for now -- I'll save that for the next post.
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Republican logic -- or the painful lack thereof
Over at Talking Points Memo at the moment, Josh Marshall has two short pieces referring to two Republican spin points that seem to make little sense when you try to believe both of them at the same time and not have your head explode into flames.
The two claims:
1) Kerry election victory will bring devastating terrorist attack.
2) Terrorists hope to disrupt elections.
Let's deal with number 2 first. So the terrorists want to disrupt the election? In what way? What outcome would they be looking for? The current right-wing spin is that a vote for Kerry is a vote for terrorism -- that the terrorists want Kerry to win because ... I'm not sure, because he'd be softer on the terrorists? That's the only conclusion that even remotely makes sense. So we have to conclude that what the Republicans are proposing is that the terrorists want to disrupt the election to ensure a Kerry victory.
In that case, how can it make any sense that a Kerry election victory would provoke a terrorist attack, if the terrorists want Kerry to win in the first place? What message are the terrorists allegedly trying to send? "As terrorists, we support John Kerry and want you to elect him. Of course, if you do, we will attack you unmercifully."
Talk about a mixed message.
Over at Talking Points Memo at the moment, Josh Marshall has two short pieces referring to two Republican spin points that seem to make little sense when you try to believe both of them at the same time and not have your head explode into flames.
The two claims:
1) Kerry election victory will bring devastating terrorist attack.
2) Terrorists hope to disrupt elections.
Let's deal with number 2 first. So the terrorists want to disrupt the election? In what way? What outcome would they be looking for? The current right-wing spin is that a vote for Kerry is a vote for terrorism -- that the terrorists want Kerry to win because ... I'm not sure, because he'd be softer on the terrorists? That's the only conclusion that even remotely makes sense. So we have to conclude that what the Republicans are proposing is that the terrorists want to disrupt the election to ensure a Kerry victory.
In that case, how can it make any sense that a Kerry election victory would provoke a terrorist attack, if the terrorists want Kerry to win in the first place? What message are the terrorists allegedly trying to send? "As terrorists, we support John Kerry and want you to elect him. Of course, if you do, we will attack you unmercifully."
Talk about a mixed message.
A Democratic campaign ad I'd like to see
Following a link from SmirkingChimp, we come to an article by Michael Paul Williams in the Richmond Times-Dispatch, which reminded me of Zell Miller's complete turnaround over the last three years, from praising John Kerry, to savaging him at the recent Republican convention in a breathtaking display of frothing-at-the-mouth hatred that left even some conservatives slack-jawed.
But, as Williams reminds us, it was only three years ago that Miller was lavish in his praise of that same John Kerry. As Williams writes:
'At a Democratic Party function in Georgia three years ago, Miller introduced Kerry as "one of this nation's authentic heroes, one of this party's best-known and greatest leaders - and a good friend."'
Good Lord, and doesn't that suggest the perfect TV ad by the Kerry campaign, something along the lines of:
... Even Republican National Convention keynote speaker Senator Zell Miller has described Kerry as "one of this nation's authentic heroes, one of the Democratic Party's best-known and greatest leaders - and a good friend.
And the great thing is, it's perfectly true. The fact that he made that statement three years before the convention doesn't take away from its accuracy one iota. And if the Kerry campaign had any sense whatsoever (not a given by any stretch of the imagination, sadly), they'd collect complimentary quotes from Republican leaders over the last few years and make an entire ad out of these.
This is what you would normally call a no-brainer. Which is why I don't expect to see Kerry or his aides doing anything remotely like it anytime soon. Pity.
Following a link from SmirkingChimp, we come to an article by Michael Paul Williams in the Richmond Times-Dispatch, which reminded me of Zell Miller's complete turnaround over the last three years, from praising John Kerry, to savaging him at the recent Republican convention in a breathtaking display of frothing-at-the-mouth hatred that left even some conservatives slack-jawed.
But, as Williams reminds us, it was only three years ago that Miller was lavish in his praise of that same John Kerry. As Williams writes:
'At a Democratic Party function in Georgia three years ago, Miller introduced Kerry as "one of this nation's authentic heroes, one of this party's best-known and greatest leaders - and a good friend."'
Good Lord, and doesn't that suggest the perfect TV ad by the Kerry campaign, something along the lines of:
... Even Republican National Convention keynote speaker Senator Zell Miller has described Kerry as "one of this nation's authentic heroes, one of the Democratic Party's best-known and greatest leaders - and a good friend.
And the great thing is, it's perfectly true. The fact that he made that statement three years before the convention doesn't take away from its accuracy one iota. And if the Kerry campaign had any sense whatsoever (not a given by any stretch of the imagination, sadly), they'd collect complimentary quotes from Republican leaders over the last few years and make an entire ad out of these.
This is what you would normally call a no-brainer. Which is why I don't expect to see Kerry or his aides doing anything remotely like it anytime soon. Pity.
A Canadian's view of Cuba
What a Canadian journalist thinks of Cuba. Gosh ... in addition to our most famous exports of hockey players and Arctic air masses, I wonder if we'll ever export a sane foreign policy south of the border. Not holding breath here.
What a Canadian journalist thinks of Cuba. Gosh ... in addition to our most famous exports of hockey players and Arctic air masses, I wonder if we'll ever export a sane foreign policy south of the border. Not holding breath here.
More of that compassionate conservatism. I guess.
From www.theblackrepublican.net (which, due to a shortage of actual people who are ... uh ... black and Republican, appears to be run by a couple of white guys), we have the following tasty bit of spite:
Clinton Hospitalized
Disgraced former President Clinton has been hospitalized, reportedly with heart trouble. The press reports are sketchy but it seems that he and his doctors have been aware of the problem for some time. It is therefore unlikely that the incident was triggered by John Kerry's recent campaign to malign the reputation of any man who did not serve in Vietnam, and some who did.
Wow. You see? This is what happens when you don't keep up with the news. I had absolutely no idea that John Kerry had been engaged in a sleazy smear campaign against Vietnam vets, among others. I could have sworn that that was ... oh, never mind.
From www.theblackrepublican.net (which, due to a shortage of actual people who are ... uh ... black and Republican, appears to be run by a couple of white guys), we have the following tasty bit of spite:
Clinton Hospitalized
Disgraced former President Clinton has been hospitalized, reportedly with heart trouble. The press reports are sketchy but it seems that he and his doctors have been aware of the problem for some time. It is therefore unlikely that the incident was triggered by John Kerry's recent campaign to malign the reputation of any man who did not serve in Vietnam, and some who did.
Wow. You see? This is what happens when you don't keep up with the news. I had absolutely no idea that John Kerry had been engaged in a sleazy smear campaign against Vietnam vets, among others. I could have sworn that that was ... oh, never mind.
Monday, September 06, 2004
Coming soon -- that inevitable October surprise
As a short followup to my last post, if there was any hope that John Kerry could mount a furious comeback to make this election competitive, you know, of course, that this administration absolutely has to have an "October surprise" waiting in the wings to simply wipe Kerry off the front page. And what would that be?
Amusingly, a number of web sites are actually doing surveys of what seems most likely, and it's not like this administration doesn't have enough choices. Pick a surprise -- any surprise:
- Osama bin Laden captured (if he isn't in custody already)
- gas prices "unexpectedly" drop (thanks to those obliging Saudis)
- WMDs conveniently found in Iraq
- major terrorist attack within the United States
- Bush administration announces another military strike (Iran? North Korea? Syria? those socialist bastards in Canada?)
Take your pick. Any one of these will effectively erase John Kerry from the news. Bets, anyone?
UPDATE: What delicious timing. OPEC Head Sees Oil Price Drop Soon. Does it get any more predictable than this?
As a short followup to my last post, if there was any hope that John Kerry could mount a furious comeback to make this election competitive, you know, of course, that this administration absolutely has to have an "October surprise" waiting in the wings to simply wipe Kerry off the front page. And what would that be?
Amusingly, a number of web sites are actually doing surveys of what seems most likely, and it's not like this administration doesn't have enough choices. Pick a surprise -- any surprise:
- Osama bin Laden captured (if he isn't in custody already)
- gas prices "unexpectedly" drop (thanks to those obliging Saudis)
- WMDs conveniently found in Iraq
- major terrorist attack within the United States
- Bush administration announces another military strike (Iran? North Korea? Syria? those socialist bastards in Canada?)
Take your pick. Any one of these will effectively erase John Kerry from the news. Bets, anyone?
UPDATE: What delicious timing. OPEC Head Sees Oil Price Drop Soon. Does it get any more predictable than this?
Why George Bush is going to win the election
Because, quite simply, John Kerry and his campaign are breathtakingly inept. Consider some excerpts from this article discussing the sudden increase in Medicare premiums -- an outrage that should be an absolute slam dunk for the Kerry campaign:
"With new polls showing Bush opening up a double-digit lead over his Democratic opponent, Kerry has come under pressure from allies to conduct a more aggressive campaign. Kerry aides said they thought the race would again tighten, and that they were confident Bush is especially vulnerable on the domestic front."
Read that last little bit again: " ... they were confident Bush is especially vulnerable on the domestic front." Reality to Kerry: there are less than two months until the election, and only now are you figuring out where Bush might be vulnerable? And this weird attitude of "we've got lots of time to come up with a strategy" continues:
As he took turns shooting clay pigeons with former Sen. John Glenn (D-Ohio) in Edinburgh, Ohio, Kerry said he was unconcerned about the polls. "We're doing good," he said. "They're going to get a bounce out of the convention, but we'll be coming back."
"We'll be coming back." Terrific. When? After you finish shooting those pigeons? Time well spent, I guess. And if the Swift Boat Liars for Bush smear campaign hadn't done enough damage to Kerry's reputation, we now have the absolutely mind-numbing "Pentagon to check Kerry war record". That's right:
"In a fresh blow to John Kerry's flagging presidential campaign, the Pentagon has ordered an official investigation into the awards of the Democratic senator's five Vietnam War decorations.
News of the inquiry came as President George W Bush opened an 11-point lead over his rival - the widest margin since serious campaigning began - according to the first poll released since last week's Republican convention."
Think about it -- the Bush administration has just sicced the Pentagon on a decorated Vietnam war veteran, the recipient of not just three Purple Hearts, but the Bronze Star and Silver Star, questioning whether he even deserved these awards. If Kerry thinks he's going to spend the next two months going after George Dubya's "vulnerabilities", he is utterly deluded. He is, instead, going to be desperately defending himself against a Pentagon-driven smear campaign, and his message is not going anywhere.
Simply, Kerry had his shot, and he totally and completely squandered it. He is going to crash and burn on November 2, without ever having had the courage and the spine to stand up and just say, "These people are liars."
You can almost hear Karl Rove chuckling in the background as he whispers in George's ear, "It's over."
Because, quite simply, John Kerry and his campaign are breathtakingly inept. Consider some excerpts from this article discussing the sudden increase in Medicare premiums -- an outrage that should be an absolute slam dunk for the Kerry campaign:
"With new polls showing Bush opening up a double-digit lead over his Democratic opponent, Kerry has come under pressure from allies to conduct a more aggressive campaign. Kerry aides said they thought the race would again tighten, and that they were confident Bush is especially vulnerable on the domestic front."
Read that last little bit again: " ... they were confident Bush is especially vulnerable on the domestic front." Reality to Kerry: there are less than two months until the election, and only now are you figuring out where Bush might be vulnerable? And this weird attitude of "we've got lots of time to come up with a strategy" continues:
As he took turns shooting clay pigeons with former Sen. John Glenn (D-Ohio) in Edinburgh, Ohio, Kerry said he was unconcerned about the polls. "We're doing good," he said. "They're going to get a bounce out of the convention, but we'll be coming back."
"We'll be coming back." Terrific. When? After you finish shooting those pigeons? Time well spent, I guess. And if the Swift Boat Liars for Bush smear campaign hadn't done enough damage to Kerry's reputation, we now have the absolutely mind-numbing "Pentagon to check Kerry war record". That's right:
"In a fresh blow to John Kerry's flagging presidential campaign, the Pentagon has ordered an official investigation into the awards of the Democratic senator's five Vietnam War decorations.
News of the inquiry came as President George W Bush opened an 11-point lead over his rival - the widest margin since serious campaigning began - according to the first poll released since last week's Republican convention."
Think about it -- the Bush administration has just sicced the Pentagon on a decorated Vietnam war veteran, the recipient of not just three Purple Hearts, but the Bronze Star and Silver Star, questioning whether he even deserved these awards. If Kerry thinks he's going to spend the next two months going after George Dubya's "vulnerabilities", he is utterly deluded. He is, instead, going to be desperately defending himself against a Pentagon-driven smear campaign, and his message is not going anywhere.
Simply, Kerry had his shot, and he totally and completely squandered it. He is going to crash and burn on November 2, without ever having had the courage and the spine to stand up and just say, "These people are liars."
You can almost hear Karl Rove chuckling in the background as he whispers in George's ear, "It's over."
Thursday, September 02, 2004
You might want to rethink that position, Orrin
Just ran across a short news blurb as to how Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - Pious Hypocrisy) is adamantly opposed to the concept of gay marriage. And it occurs to me that Mormons should be the last folks to be ranting on about the religious sanctity of the one man-one woman concept of marriage. If you catch my drift.
Just ran across a short news blurb as to how Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - Pious Hypocrisy) is adamantly opposed to the concept of gay marriage. And it occurs to me that Mormons should be the last folks to be ranting on about the religious sanctity of the one man-one woman concept of marriage. If you catch my drift.
There's a fine line between hate and evil
Following a link from Atrios, one ends up at a classless example of most likely Republican-inspired "values" -- tossing a chunk of cement through a window of the local Kerry HQ in Grand Rapids, MI. Kim Yob, of the Kent County Republican Party, opined that she was shocked, shocked! that anyone would suggest Republicans might be responsible.
"We're not yelling at Democrats, telling them we hate them," said Yob, who The Grand Rapids Press contacted at the Republican National Convention.
Well, OK, technically, maybe the word "hate" didn't actually come up. But, hey, why even bother with "hate" when you can just describe your political opponents as "evil"?
Following a link from Atrios, one ends up at a classless example of most likely Republican-inspired "values" -- tossing a chunk of cement through a window of the local Kerry HQ in Grand Rapids, MI. Kim Yob, of the Kent County Republican Party, opined that she was shocked, shocked! that anyone would suggest Republicans might be responsible.
"We're not yelling at Democrats, telling them we hate them," said Yob, who The Grand Rapids Press contacted at the Republican National Convention.
Well, OK, technically, maybe the word "hate" didn't actually come up. But, hey, why even bother with "hate" when you can just describe your political opponents as "evil"?
When success is really, really bad
Everyone else has been having fun with this, so why not me? According to [p]Resident George W. Chimpster, the biggest problem with the invasion of Iraq was its (wait for it) "catastrophic success".
That's right -- apparently, no one foresaw that the world's largest military superpower could take on a third-world country that had been crippled by 10 years of sanctions, and further crippled by having to publicly destroy even their legal armaments, and kick the living crap out of that poor country in short order. Nope, the speed with which the U.S. overwhelmed the pitifully-equipped Iraqi army came as a complete and total surprise.
Next up: America invades Mozambique. Military leaders gird for long, hard struggle.
Everyone else has been having fun with this, so why not me? According to [p]Resident George W. Chimpster, the biggest problem with the invasion of Iraq was its (wait for it) "catastrophic success".
That's right -- apparently, no one foresaw that the world's largest military superpower could take on a third-world country that had been crippled by 10 years of sanctions, and further crippled by having to publicly destroy even their legal armaments, and kick the living crap out of that poor country in short order. Nope, the speed with which the U.S. overwhelmed the pitifully-equipped Iraqi army came as a complete and total surprise.
Next up: America invades Mozambique. Military leaders gird for long, hard struggle.
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