Canadian Cynic

Dealing with that annoying Republican next-door neighbour

"Hey, Fred, how's it going? Yeah, I saw that 'Bush/Cheney '04' bumper sticker on your truck. Voting for Bush, are you? Well, to each his own. I am kind of surprised that you'd be such a big fan of bringing back the draft, though. What? You didn't hear about that? That Bush plans on re-instating the draft? Huh. Oh, that's right, you only watch Fox News, you'd never hear about it there. Yeah, they're already gearing up for it, but you probably won't get the official news until after the election. Don't want to scare off the voters, that sort of thing. By the way, how's that son of yours? How old is he? 17, right? Damn shame, that. Ah, but I'm sure he'll be fine over there in Iraq. Just tell him to send regular postcards. Take care, buddy."