"Quickly, Robin ... to the lawsuit cave!"

Ezra: "We're running low on cash, Avi ... go forth into the street, get beat up and get yourself arrested!"

Avi: "On it, boss!"

David Menzies: "What about me, boss?"

Ezra: "Just go forth into the street and get beat up."

P.S. And if anyone's familiar with gratuitous assault, it would be Rebel News' newly-hired in-house wife-beater Avi:

Sometimes, this is way too easy.