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- The sleazy and the stupid.
- Irony, oh irony.
- Coleman! Douchebag!
- Hey, mom! Mom! MOM! Over here!
- No Expectation of Privacy
- Blogging Tories Long Takes: Jun 30, 2009.
- "Post? What post?"
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- You keep using that word "democracy" ...
- Logic, as it is rogered with a stiff wire brush.
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- When truly stupid people try to do arithmetic.
- Dear CTV: You suck.
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- All the news that's fit to ignore.
- Welcome home, Mr. Abdelrazik.
- Scientology Messes With Your Head!
- Still dead.
- False equivalency humped to death. Film at 11.
- Saturday Morning Cartoons.
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- Beer, beer, beer, beer, spam and beer.
- Film at 11
- Apparently, a cruel lack of compassion is context-...
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- Transparency! Accountability!
- OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD ... uh, never mind.
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- Bow. James Bow.
- Enough dumbassitude to go around -- Part deux.
- Enough dumbassitude to go around.
- Military stress? No way! Get outta town!
- Just more Republican weirdness.
- Deranged wingnut open thread!
- The class that is Alberta conservatism.
- Cuz they're all about the accuracy.
- Oopsie.
- The joy of werdz.
- Damn You Red Tory!
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- Dear CBC: You suck.
- mmmmMeat Card!
- From the Department of "I wish I'd written that."
- It should be just about time for a new smear.
- And if you don't like Paul's principles, well, he ...
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- Sorry ... which news have you been reading lately?
- Happy Father's Day, Poppa.
- Compassionate conservatism, as it were.
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- Leave it to Beaver – Alberta style.
- Don't hate him because he's a clueless gomer.
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- Just another towel-snap to the GOP nads.
- If God's on your side, then who's on mine?
- And new drapes. We'll want new drapes.
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- We get e-mail.
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- It's because they lie all the time: Part 6,842,009.
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14 comments:
Straight out of 'Sports Night'
Nice :)
Heat 'em up, Danny!
The garbage strike in the Big Smoke. Windsor has had their strike for a good while. What will Toronto look like with the same time frame? In 30C weather no less.
Wasn't there a garbage strike in T.O. right around the time John Paul II showed up for a visit? I seem to recall the streets being mildly clogged with garbage around then.
Myself, I'm enjoying some of the CBC articles where they roundly spank the Conservatives for being economic idiots.
It's la Fete Nationale here in Quebec. Time to parteee...
begging for free coffes and doughnuts
free COFFEE and doughnuts
Looks like the Ontario liquor store strike is on hold for now, that's a good sign.
Wow. I came across a sensible conservative today!
Wow. I came across a sensible conservative today!
Bah, that's nuthin. I found a reasonable BT today!
Yeah, SQ, I wouldn't mind being in Montreal today. Sigh.
Here in Etobicoke we had our garage picked up,... downtown Toronto is starting to smell though,...
LCBO going on strike, could careless, don't drink anymore,... quit smoking too, in fact this Saturday will four month with the evil weed.
wv = deranged wingnut open discussion: a walk down the street any day in Edmonton AB
Sparky said...
Straight out of 'Sports Night'
Nice :)
Heat 'em up, Danny!
He skates up the (right)wing, gathering stupidity, he shoots, he SCORES!!!! Another landslide victory in Alberta!
A teacher has asked her students to come back in the morning with a lesson learned.
When the new days arrives, all the kiddies sit down in class, and the Teacher asked who wanted to be first. Little Tommy held up his hand.
"Last night, I went into our chicken shed and counted all of our eggs! I sw that there was 20 of them, so I figured in the morning there'd be 20 new chicks! But when I woke up, only nine of them had hatched. So I learned; don't count your chickens before they hatch!"
The teacher was pleased. Next, little Jessica held up her hand.
"This morning, I went out to -our- chicken shed, and gathered up all of our eggs! I put them all in one basket and went back into the house, but there were so many,and I ended up spilling lots of them. I learned not to put all your eggs in one basket!"
The teacher was beaming; the kids were doing excellent... then her frown left. Billy was holding up his hand. "Oh no... well... Okay, Little Billy?"
"Last night, I stayed up listening to Uncle Joe tell me a story, about when he was in Vietnam. He told he how he once jumped out of an airplane with a machinegun, a pistol, a knife and a six-pack of beer. He told me he drank all of the beer and shot twenty enemies before he hit thr ground, then he killed thirty more before his machinegun was empty. Then he pulled out his pistol and killed a dozen more before he lost that, then he fought with his knife and killed another ten enemies before he was down to his fists! He said he killed five more barehanded!"
The teacher was horrified. "Goodness Billy! What on EARTH could you possibly have learned from that horrible story?"
Little Billy blinked, "Well, I learned not to fuck with Uncle Joe when he's been drinking."
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